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MGTOWer: Women paid six-figure salaries “for flailing their arms about and making silly noises.”

Women are far more interested in posing all sexy than in assembling munitions.

Hey ladies! You know those “jobs” you have? That “work” you do? You may have thought you were hired because you had “skills” and “education” and because you’re “actually quite good at what you do.”

But over on MGTOWforums, the locals say “nuh-uh” to these delusions of yours. In a recent thread, “Experienced Member” Stewie explained that women only get hired because women run the world and the government does their bidding.

[E]verybody knows you [women] suck at working, voting and driving and are only there because the government forces us to let you in.

Maybe you do make less, it’s because you’re generally lazy shitty assholes and should make much less than you do.

Yeah gossiping all day,having temper tantrums and constantly interrupting productive male coworkers with obvious questions about how to do your job is soooo valuable.

Believe me if men were in charge you wouldn’t make tit.

NG85 offered a somewhat more nuanced view, noting that sometimes women aren’t forced on poor helpless companies by the evil feminazi government. Sometimes a male boss will hire women because they give him boners. At his last office job, NG85 explained:

I think that job had REVERSE sexism, in that only women were hired. One of the bosses was a huge womanizer and basically admitted once he only hired hot chicks. We had a lot of organizing/lifting of heavy boxes in this place, and I had to do most of it. I kept telling them to hire some male interns to help me out….Instead we get some hipster chick who’s 100 pounds soaking wet to sit at a computer and read Facebook while I’m re-organizing 100 pound boxes by myself.

I find your critique of Facebook fascinating, dude who’s made 957 comments on MGTOWforums.

Also, why were the women soaking wet? That seems dangerous, especially if they spend their day on the computer.

Mpav8r offered a solution to this kind of boner-centric hiring:

I think the logical thing is for the company to provide the male bosses with a prostitution expense account, so they can get their rocks off and then go back to focusing on hiring qualified people to do the work.

Please be sure to share this idea with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. I am sure they will find it both ingenious and intriguing.

Then he compared women to children, yet another highly innovative “argument” on his part.

It renders the whole purpose of Take Your Kid To Work Day irrelevant, when you have children in the workplace EVERY day, being paid a six figure salary for flailing their arms about and making silly noises. For women employees there should be a life sized cutout of someone doing some actual work, with a hole for the woman’s face to appear in the shot, because a woman in the workplace nowadays is like a kid at Disneyland- it’s all magic, fairytales and make-believe. The difference is here no one is having any fun.

Yes, that’s right, a dude who thinks that women regularly get “paid a six figure salary for flailing their arms about and making silly noises” is accusing someone else of living in a world of make-believe.

If they weren’t protected by all-powerful corporate feminazi HR thought police, these chicks would be lucky to earn a subsistence living giving two dollar BJ’s to bums outside the fucking welfare office. Unfortunately nowadays, the women are those bums.

Wait, I thought women were all making six-figure salaries waving their arms around? Now they’re welfare-abusing bums in search of blow jobs? So confusing.

Also confusing: this alleged alliance between the “all-powerful corporate feminazi HR thought police” and dudes who hire women who give them boners. Strange bedfellows, I guess.

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indifferentsky
12 years ago

There’s a Monty Python skit in here somewhere. Office of Flailing Women, can I help you?

cloudiah
12 years ago

So now women can either cry in the street OR make silly noises while arm-flailing to get anything we want? It’s nice to have options.

cloudiah
12 years ago

These (inflatable) men are stealing our jobs!

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
12 years ago

cloudiah: Why not combine them? Or would that be too much?

cloudiah
12 years ago

Well sometimes you don’t want to cry because makeup, and sometimes you don’t want to arm flail because wearing bangles, and sometimes you don’t want to make silly noises because… Actually I can’t think of a reason not to make silly noises.

drst
drst
12 years ago

I could get paid 6 figures for flailing my arms and making silly noises?

God damn it. Why have I been wasting all that time getting 3 degrees and working my ass off? FEMINISM LIED TO ME.

*FLAILS*

http://youtu.be/KlJM4UhbQ7A

cloudiah
12 years ago

Throw in some arm-flailing and this woman could be RICH, I tell you:

badandfierce
12 years ago

I know looking for logic here is an exercise in futility, but sometimes you can find a premise in there somewhere. How, exactly, did these feminazi overlords acquire their power if women are incapable of working? Someone has to build the impenetrable fortress before it can repell armies, right? If there is an answer I assume it’s something-something mangina something pussy monopoly, but I’m still curious. Because I hate myself, apparently.

fembot
12 years ago

@badandfierce

The “boys at the top” set up the power structures, and then handed them over to women because they’re pussy worshipping white knight manginas. This system helps women steal everything from men, who must work in dark coal mines to earn money, which is then transferred to pampered women, who spend it on scented candles. True story.

M Dubz
M Dubz
12 years ago

Some day I may get paid six figures for flailing my arms about and making silly noises, if we consider Hebrew a “silly noise” and competently directing a prayer service “flailing my arms about” (which, to be fair, proper davening does involve quite a bit of flailing). BUT! It is flailing and making silly noises that will require great time and expense to learn! NYAH!

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
12 years ago

You know, I’m starting to think that MGTOWs don’t actually pay a lot of attention to the world around them,

creativewritingstudent
creativewritingstudent
12 years ago

You know, I’m starting to think that MGTOWs don’t actually pay a lot of attention to the world around them,

Of course not, reality is a feminist conspiracy.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
12 years ago

…you have children in the workplace EVERY day, being paid a six figure salary for flailing their arms about and making silly noises.

At first I thought, hello child labor laws? And then I realized it was simply the MRA rendition of HEY! You kids get off my lawn.

M Dubz
M Dubz
12 years ago

ithiliana @ hotmail.com

M Dubz
M Dubz
12 years ago

AAAAH. The internet appears to have eaten my comment, and replaced it with ithiliana’s email address. What I wanted to say is that MRA’s are paying attention to reality, it’s just a different version than the rest of us are living in.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

So what you’re saying is that MRAs live in the Misandry Dimension, and the internet is a portal connecting it to our dimension?

Falconer
12 years ago

So what you’re saying is that MRAs live in the Misandry Dimension, and the internet is a portal connecting it to our dimension?

Quick! The only way to send them back is to trick them into saying their names backwards!

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

HAHAHA, this is a good one. The biggest overpaid children at my place of work are men, some of whom fuck up repeatedly with zero consequences. But who cleans up after them? Usually a woman.

I clearly need a job where I get paid big bucks to flail and make silly noises.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Flailing and making silly noises?

Wait, I can get paid six figures for having panic attacks? WTF, and I’ve been doing it for free for so long!

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

Does this mean all women are the robot from Lost in Space?

aworldanonymous
12 years ago

Why does the MGTOW movement exist, I mean I know why they say they exist, but how can anyone legitimately be that bitter and ignorant?

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

gossiping all day,

Plenty of men gossip-it is called “talking about sports” or “talking about cars.”

having temper tantrums

Because no man ever has had a temper tantrum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bcylLzdn8

and constantly interrupting productive male coworkers with obvious questions about how to do your job is soooo valuable.

See there is this thing called training. And if you know something that another worker does not, yes, they will ask what you assume are obvious questions. Sometimes they have to ask a few times because they do not understand right away. Especially if they are the type of person who is not a read and learn individual.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

and constantly interrupting productive male coworkers with obvious questions about how to do your job is soooo valuable.

The person who does this to me at work is a man, and it’s extra-infuriating because he interrupts and tries to ‘splain like a mofo while you’re halfway through trying to help him with his question (arg, he came to me for help, not the other way ’round), getting things even more wrong. He is also notorious for not reading important things my boss or myself send out, preferring to ask questions that can be answered if he’d just open fucking Outlook. I have not seen him pull his helpless act with any men around the office.

Shiraz
Shiraz
12 years ago

Horseshit.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
12 years ago

If they weren’t protected by all-powerful corporate feminazi HR thought police, these chicks would be lucky to earn a subsistence living giving two dollar BJ’s to bums outside the fucking welfare office.

I don’t get the grudge MRA’s have against human resources. It seems so random to me. ARRGG!! How dare that evil HR department manage our health insurance and 401 K plans! It’s so diabolical!