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MGTOWer: Women paid six-figure salaries “for flailing their arms about and making silly noises.”

Women are far more interested in posing all sexy than in assembling munitions.

Hey ladies! You know those “jobs” you have? That “work” you do? You may have thought you were hired because you had “skills” and “education” and because you’re “actually quite good at what you do.”

But over on MGTOWforums, the locals say “nuh-uh” to these delusions of yours. In a recent thread, “Experienced Member” Stewie explained that women only get hired because women run the world and the government does their bidding.

[E]verybody knows you [women] suck at working, voting and driving and are only there because the government forces us to let you in.

Maybe you do make less, it’s because you’re generally lazy shitty assholes and should make much less than you do.

Yeah gossiping all day,having temper tantrums and constantly interrupting productive male coworkers with obvious questions about how to do your job is soooo valuable.

Believe me if men were in charge you wouldn’t make tit.

NG85 offered a somewhat more nuanced view, noting that sometimes women aren’t forced on poor helpless companies by the evil feminazi government. Sometimes a male boss will hire women because they give him boners. At his last office job, NG85 explained:

I think that job had REVERSE sexism, in that only women were hired. One of the bosses was a huge womanizer and basically admitted once he only hired hot chicks. We had a lot of organizing/lifting of heavy boxes in this place, and I had to do most of it. I kept telling them to hire some male interns to help me out….Instead we get some hipster chick who’s 100 pounds soaking wet to sit at a computer and read Facebook while I’m re-organizing 100 pound boxes by myself.

I find your critique of Facebook fascinating, dude who’s made 957 comments on MGTOWforums.

Also, why were the women soaking wet? That seems dangerous, especially if they spend their day on the computer.

Mpav8r offered a solution to this kind of boner-centric hiring:

I think the logical thing is for the company to provide the male bosses with a prostitution expense account, so they can get their rocks off and then go back to focusing on hiring qualified people to do the work.

Please be sure to share this idea with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. I am sure they will find it both ingenious and intriguing.

Then he compared women to children, yet another highly innovative “argument” on his part.

It renders the whole purpose of Take Your Kid To Work Day irrelevant, when you have children in the workplace EVERY day, being paid a six figure salary for flailing their arms about and making silly noises. For women employees there should be a life sized cutout of someone doing some actual work, with a hole for the woman’s face to appear in the shot, because a woman in the workplace nowadays is like a kid at Disneyland- it’s all magic, fairytales and make-believe. The difference is here no one is having any fun.

Yes, that’s right, a dude who thinks that women regularly get “paid a six figure salary for flailing their arms about and making silly noises” is accusing someone else of living in a world of make-believe.

If they weren’t protected by all-powerful corporate feminazi HR thought police, these chicks would be lucky to earn a subsistence living giving two dollar BJ’s to bums outside the fucking welfare office. Unfortunately nowadays, the women are those bums.

Wait, I thought women were all making six-figure salaries waving their arms around? Now they’re welfare-abusing bums in search of blow jobs? So confusing.

Also confusing: this alleged alliance between the “all-powerful corporate feminazi HR thought police” and dudes who hire women who give them boners. Strange bedfellows, I guess.

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Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

Can you ask him to tell me where these 6 figure job opportunities are for women who have no experience or education qualifications? I really could use one.

Ami Angelwings
12 years ago

This is how a lot of MRAs get their idea of “oppression.” “If I was a woman I’d be make 6 figures, no… 7 figures, because I am even MORE qualified!”

A lot of their “oppression” is the belief that they are so talented, so qualified, so intelligent, so charming, and so skilled that they deserve twice, three times, or four times their lifestyle now and since they don’t have it, they are being unfairly treated. e_e

(And the opposite being that every woman is a useless bag of breasts and butt and don’t deserve any job at all)

The thing I don’t get is the MGTOW/MRA/whatevers have such a narrow standard of beauty in women, and as we all know, most of the workforce is not made up of women that fit that standard… do MGTOW just block them out in their workplace? How do they explain those women at all? -_o

OverlordTomala
12 years ago

Heh, so that minimum wage I’ve been forced to eat for the last 5 years has been six figures? Dayum minimum wage iz teh bawmz.

clairedammit
clairedammit
12 years ago

OverlordTomala, you must not be flailing your arms enough or making enough silly noises.

burgundy
burgundy
12 years ago

*looks at comments*

*looks at my office*

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Warn somebody before you post shit that funny, would you? Between the deadweight employees who’ve been given chance after chance to redeem themselves, all to no avail (all of them male) and the people being paid way above the actual work they do (all male), and the people being given a disproportionate amount of the really tough work despite making less (all female), and my taking on the role of training new employees and interns because they’re thrown to the wolves without any training that is both useful and timely, my endurance isn’t what it used to be.

aceofsevens
12 years ago

OverlordTomala, you are ignoring the figures after the decimal point.

Myoo
Myoo
12 years ago

I think that job had REVERSE sexism, in that only women were hired. One of the bosses was a huge womanizer and basically admitted once he only hired hot chicks.[…]

Oh wow, yeah, that’s totally REVERSE sexism, it’s not the same old “women’s only value is their looks” sexism.

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

Actually, I do, arguably, get paid for flailing my arms about and making silly noises, insofar as one of my jobs is teaching people to sing.

I do not, however, make anything remotely approaching six figures for this. Most years, I don’t even make five figures. One time I quite literally got paid in baked goods. (Also, it’s pretty hard work that requires musical talent, a solid background in music theory, the ability to sightread and play a fair amount of piano, a large vocal range, some training in choral conducting, and all the skills of any other sort of teacher. But I definitely do make silly noises and wave my arm around!)

Mpav8r, I sincerely hope you show up here to let me know where these six-figure jobs you say are so ubiquitous can be found. With my experiences in silly noises and arm-waving, I should be a lock for one of them, right? I can’t wait!

burgundy
burgundy
12 years ago

Myoo – but don’t you know that hot women are the only women who actually exist? So it still benefits women overall. It’s not like there could possibly be any highly qualified homely women who would suffer under such a system. (Especially since women can’t be highly qualified in the first place.)

I guess this is what they mean when they say misogyny isn’t as much of a problem as feminists say it is. They look at “only hot women get hired” and they only see it as misandry, they don’t see any of the misogyny inherent in it at all.

indifferentsky
12 years ago

This entry isn’t about porn?

Effie
Effie
12 years ago

I’ll be sure to tell my boss come Monday that I should be making the same six figures he does. That’s going to go over REALLY well.

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
12 years ago

“[F]lailing their arms about and making silly noises” is the best summary of “being a trial lawyer” I’ve ever heard. But you’d be surprised how many people (of any gender) make less than six figures when they do it.

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

No misogyny here, nope. Move along, nothing to see.

Sacred shit, where do they come up with this?

Freitag
Freitag
12 years ago

Oh, almost forgot: Octopus:

DrearyGirl
DrearyGirl
12 years ago

Assuming NG85’s account is totally accurate and not fabricated or exaggerated at all (which I frankly doubt)…

How is that feminism’s fault, exactly? A womanizing boss hiring unqualified hot people so he can sexually harass them seems like plain-old chauvinism to me.

Shaenon
12 years ago

Obviously, women all had the same guidance counselor.

Ithiliana
12 years ago

Where is my six figure salary?

I know of two male administrators on my campus both of whom are paid in six figures who have totally fucked up, and are still being paid. I demand their salaries be turned over to me and my partner!

*flails arms around like octopus*

GT_GiantTurtle
GT_GiantTurtle
12 years ago

As a woman who earns close to minimum wage (while keeping and bringing in hefty clients based on my work), often works outside of schedule for 0 extra pay (of course), didn’t get hired for boners-sake because, if nothing else, is apparently butt-ugly; that, while fully providing for myself since I live alone, it’s nice to know the solution these fine MRA gents present is… for me to die on the streets of famine because I’m “stealing” a job from a man? Now, how can I answer to their concerns… Sorry about that, but I have to pay bills and buy food to fucking survive, perhaps?… Also, I like my job, despite everything. So, how about… no, screw YOU, gents?

GT_GiantTurtle
GT_GiantTurtle
12 years ago

Ah well, when in Rome…

*flails arms too*

Pear_tree
Pear_tree
12 years ago

Damn the MRA have caught onto my plan to make 500k as a waking waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. It was such a profitable position too!

Ithiliana
12 years ago

Cat Vs. Octopus!

burgundy
burgundy
12 years ago

Maybe these guys are confusing “women” for “this monkey” – http://tv.yahoo.com/news/is–animal-practice–fall-tv-s-first-fail-.html

Six-figure salary for flailing and funny noises, indeed.

GT_GiantTurtle
GT_GiantTurtle
12 years ago

?

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
12 years ago

Ithiliana: That video is great. 😀 It shows the true essence of cat-ness (ignore the shit out of anything humans do that isn’t annoying, edible or entertaining).

aworldanonymous
12 years ago

Is it sad that this is the same argument that people use against having an open policy on immigration, I mean that’s basically what they’re saying is that “WIMMINZ/MEXICANS ARE EVUL CUZ THURR STEELIN’ EHR JERBZ!!” It’s frankly pathetic.

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