The Al Jazeera English show I’m appearing on starts in about 10 minutes, at 3:30 PM
You can watch a live stream of the show (TheStream) on the Al Jazeera website here.
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Just so you know, Tom: when I spat on my computer screen just now, I was laughing at you, not with you.
@ Tommo “Throw in an actual joke every now and then.”
Can do!
“I say, I say, I say, how many MRMs does it take to change a lightbulb?”
“I don’t know, how many MRMs does it take to change a lightbulb?”
“Oh, so you want me to climb that ladder and risk breaking my neck? MALE DISPOSABILITY!”
“My wife went to the West Indies last year.”
“Jamaica?”
“No she chose to go, using my money, the hypergamous sow!”
“There’s a fly in my soup!”
“Well, that’s Cultural Marxism for you!”
“What’s green and goes dit-dit-dit-dash-dit?”
“Um… something something Title IX?”
“It was ‘Morse toad’, but close enough,”
You know what MRM joke gets me every time?
Tom Martin.
Ellen DeGeneres is a classy comedian. She doesn’t make anti-male jokes from what I’ve seen of her. Is she single?
Tom wrote: “Men tended to say women were (in rough order):
Beautiful, hot, wonderful, nice, gorgeous, kind, crazy, b*tches, wh*res, c**ts.”
(I inserted asterisks so I wouldn’t get stuck in mod.)
Here’s how Tom probably scored the responses:
Beautiful – not misogynist
hot – not misogynist
wonderful – not misogynist
nice – not misogynist
gorgeous – not misogynist
kind – not misogynist
crazy – not misogynist because women are crazy
b*itches – not misogynist because women are b*tches
wh*res – not misogynist because 98% of women are wh*res
c**ts – not misogynist because most women have c**ts so that’s only the truth
I’d crack a joke or two, but I’m afraid I’m out of fucks to give. Yup, totally out of fucks. Wait, lemme check something…
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no…
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not there…
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Yup, completely out of fucks. Oh, don’t feel sad Tom! I might actually have something for you. Let me check my pocket…
Well waddya know, I’ve got a bird for you! Oooh look, she brought her friend!
There ya go, champ. ^_^
@ Tom Martin – “Is she single?”
Oh, dude, are you off base.
Tom, why are you still here? Everyone thinks (correctly) that you’re an utterly worthless person. Could it be that no one IRL will listen to your misogynistic bullshit?
Uh no. She is married. To a very nice lady named Portia di Rossi.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Portia_de_Rossi.jpg
Tom, I have a little present for you.
Cloudia:
Tom, I have a little present for you.
Er… can I just have the money instead?
I know that asking for money was a joke, but it’s kinda hilarious in the context of you owing all that money to the court…
That’s not really a standard Man Boobz insult as much as it is a description of many MRAs/MGTOWers/PUA-wannabes and “incels” who spend much of their time complaining that they can’t get dates (and that this is some sort of injustice).
But “can’t get a date” is a fairly typical MRA insult directed at male feminists — I’ve gotten it from MRAs dozens of times, maybe hundreds at this point. So therefore worldwide misandry by men?
Ha ha. Yeah.
I don’t know why, but this out of everything else made me smile. I think it’s the first time NWO has even said my name in at least a year.
And we pay him very well NWO. With hugs and cookies! Sometimes even kittah pictures.
I is spoiled. ^_^
It is getting kinda awkward to buy tampons at the shop though… But I’m this close to finishing my 2:1 scale model of Dworkin! She’s still the figurehead of the feminist movement, right?
Or would it be 1:2? 2x the size, not half.
I just think it’s hilarious that Owly thinks what was broadcast on Al Jazeera was a “skit” but apparently things this is a documentary on modern feminism:
The standard manboobz insult is “you’re a goofy fucking misogynist,” Owly.
Has any manboobzer even used “you can’t get a date” as an insult?*
*Note: “I hope you don’t get near a woman because you sound like a deranged misogynist” does not count. It is sincerity.
Part of my documentary on gold-digging and humour involves rating a list of male job descriptions from most desirable to least desirable as a mate to women. I am going to include men’s rights activist on the list, to see where it comes.
I was a bartender for a long time, which is categorised as the least attractive profession for men to have to be attractive as boyfriend material according to women, with only 8% of women saying they’d go out with a bartender.
Nevertheless, bartender is also listed as one of the jobs which gets men laid the most – so if it’s only 8% of women who’d go out with a bartender, and bartenders are having as much fun as they are, it just goes to show you don’t need to make all the people happy all the time. If men’s rights activist gets any votes at all as a desirable bachelor profession, it will be interesting to see what sort of women are okay with it. Feminists?
“Hens parroting” needs an illustration.
^thinks^
Tom thinks that MRA is a profession.
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I’m not even going to link the “Laugh Harder” video. It would spoil the moment.
*ahhhhhhh*
Fat chance.