So, yeah, I’ve been reading some more Roosh.
Just a little FYI. It’s probably not a good idea to take dating advice from a dude who writes shit like this:
Your fuck funnel is the series of steps you take from the approach all the way to sex. Most girls will drop out as they go through your funnel by losing interest, declaring they have a boyfriend, flaking out, throwing up, or a multitude of other reasons that prevent sex. This means that for ever one girl you fuck, you have to approach a lot of girls. This is the basic law of averages, where no man fucks every girl he interacts with (even serial rapists have a failure rate).
Or this:
The best sex I’ve had was from mediocre girls who let me treat their bodies like garbage receptacles.
Or this:
I could probably have raw dog sex with 95% of all white girls, regardless of socioeconomic background. I only have met one girl that was super serious about using condoms, but I eventually fucked her without a condom too, so actually I change that to 100%. I could bang every white girl who lives in the United States without a condom if I desired, within three dates. I’m not kidding. I could do most of them raw dog on the same night. Here’s how to do it. ….
At this point our intrepid dating guru explains his clever Assange-esque (allegedly) method for convincing women to have sex with him sans condom, which involves repeatedly sticking his condomless penis into his dates until they stop resisting.
Note: He followed this post with another one about how terrified he was that he might have contracted HIV.
Oh, Roosh, is it entirely by coincidence that your name rhymes with “douche?”
Kirby: That version makes way more sense anyway. 😛
Ewwwwww.
I feel like my eyes caught crabs from just reading his comments.
But I have a feeling Nanasha may be right about his true motivations. Anyone who writes that shit just out of spite and/or to get kudos from other anonymous misogynists probably can’t speak to a woman without her breaking out a cross and garlic. And women friends? Naw….he thinks we’re all dirty whores.
These assholes actually think we can’t pick up on this vibe. Well, Roosh knows we can pick on his hater vibes, and that ugly little screed is his revenge. Pffft.
@Ozy:
That it does… Like manjaw. That was a fun one from highschool… I was honestly confused because it looked like all the women who my dorm-mates thought were hot had very strong, angular jaws and chins. So how was it also an insult?
I prefer the term Teutonic when referring to masculine facial features, if only because most people with them can be traced back to Germanic ancestry at some point. Or at least that’s what I read somewhere.
Re: mangina, I think Ke$ha has more say in the future of the English language than the men’s rights movement does.
Kirby: I have no idea. I never realized that “manjaw” was a thing people said outside of Roissy, whom I just thought was doing his general “MY PREFERENCES ARE UNIVERSAL” thing.
DARN KIDS AND YOUR LANGUAGE CHANGE! GIT OFFA MY LAWN!
Anyway, aworldanonymous, yeah, resources! And probably tons of clubs related to your interests where you might find like-minded people, if you’re into clubs and stuff.
My biggest advice, as someone who has seen undergrad from a couple of different sides: if you end up struggling a bit (knock on wood), be it academically, socially, whatever; ask for help. Oh, and finishing in 4 years is great for some people, and crappy for others, so don’t feel you’ve failed in some way if you choose another path. /speechifying
@scrapemind:
And surprise surprsise, the entire song is dedicated towards a man having too many feelings and acting like a chick. Literally “You’re acting like a chick all the time.”
The joke doesn’t even make sense! There is nothing in the song that would lead you to think “pear” instead of “pair” when listening to it. No mention of fruit, all the mentions of genitals. It isn’t witty if you just change the spelling when you write the song out!
Maybe she means “pear” as in uterus? That makes even less sense… And it already made no sense. Congrats Kei$ha, you’ve somehow made a non-negative quantity negative.
Oh, that was a reference to a specific, on-topic song? I figured scrapemind was just getting bent out of shape because of modern expressions, or something. My bad.
Comment on youtube.
No. Bad commenter. No. Stop it. Stop destroying my faith in humanity. Bad.
@Viscaria:
Somehow I stumbled upon the video before, so I remembered the reference. That and I saw a couple references to it on the twitter feed on the dictionary link I had before. But yeah, this song is an actual thing. *cries*
And now, the rapping stylings of DJ V-Pole
I’m not a dude, not a guy, I’m an MRA
And I am gonna put an end to the V.A.W.A
‘Cuz I know that it’s bad with its MISANDRY
The mangina’ eyes will go all TEARY
MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)
You better believe me ‘cuz I don’t LIE
I was totally not that other GUY
Except that I was but you’re all MISANDRIST
Your belief in David is TERRORIST
MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)
You can’t stop me ‘cuz I’ll go FOREVER
Because I have the most noble ENDEAVOR
If you say I was SOCKPUPPETING
You won’t stop my ADVOCATING
MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)
They stop my writing ‘cuz they’re MISANDRIC
I know that I would be simply TERRIFIC
I stopped my blog ’cause of M to the I to the ISANDRY
And all of you *somethingsomething*ANDRY
MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)
Disgusting
(Thanks to aworldanonymous for the inspiration)
@Myooooo:
Woooooo!
Booooooo!
Poyoooooo!
@Myoo
That is almost exactly what I pictured. Also, BEST. MRA RAP. EVER.
@aworld:
MRA rap has a pretty low bar, so actually you are completely correct.
@aworldanonymous
Thanks. Now it just needs a crappy uninspired melody and it could become the next MRA classic.
I dunno, I’m classifying myself as an honorary mangina, despite being an androgyne. 😀
You’re an androgina.
XD
Thank you Katz! Best insult ever!
There have been MRA & anti-MRA rap wars here before.
I think I will need to memorialize Myoo’s fine work too…
That is wonderful.
So I once read this book of short stories called “Chick for a Day” that involved male writers talking about what they’d do if they were female instead of male. One of the stories involved this guy creating a special apparatus that he could tuck his penis and scrotum into in a specific way so that it actually looked like a vulva/vaginal lips. I am fairly certain that it was referred to as a “mangina”—is this where the term perhaps originated?
I’m guessing “mangina” has probably been coined repeatedly over the past, I dunno, 25+ years either as a reference to certain real or hypothetical kinds of genitals or as an insult to men. I’m not sure it has a single genesis anywhere.
Someone should ask Language Log about this.
He likes to treat women’s bodies like garbage recepticles? Is he saying his sperm is garbage? Whatever. The guy is fucked in the head.
ahahaha in my google searches for “mangina” I have learned that Buck Angel’s porn company owns the trademark for mangina:
http://www.trademarken.com/trademark/78932357?i=MANGINA-Buck_Angel_Entertainment_Inc