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F*ck funnels, raw dogs, and garbage receptacles: Roosh on Romance

So, yeah, I’ve been reading some more Roosh.

Just a little FYI. It’s probably not a good idea to take dating advice from a dude who writes shit like this:

Your fuck funnel is the series of steps you take from the approach all the way to sex. Most girls will drop out as they go through your funnel by losing interest, declaring they have a boyfriend, flaking out, throwing up, or a multitude of other reasons that prevent sex. This means that for ever one girl you fuck, you have to approach a lot of girls. This is the basic law of averages, where no man fucks every girl he interacts with (even serial rapists have a failure rate).

Or this:

The best sex I’ve had was from mediocre girls who let me treat their bodies like garbage receptacles.

Or this:

I could probably have raw dog sex with 95% of all white girls, regardless of socioeconomic background. I only have met one girl that was super serious about using condoms, but I eventually fucked her without a condom too, so actually I change that to 100%. I could bang every white girl who lives in the United States without a condom if I desired, within three dates. I’m not kidding. I could do most of them raw dog on the same night. Here’s how to do it. ….

At this point our intrepid dating guru explains his clever Assange-esque (allegedly) method for convincing women to have sex with him sans condom, which involves repeatedly sticking his condomless penis into his dates until they stop resisting.

Note: He followed this post with another one about how terrified he was that he might have contracted HIV.

Oh, Roosh, is it entirely by coincidence that your name rhymes with “douche?”

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Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

Steele’s Super-Efficient Clear Unbiased Critical Thinking Rhetorical Strategy: Trash talk and gendered slurs!

ozymandias42
12 years ago

I WANT COOKIES

COOKIES FOR ALL MANGINAS

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@Cassandra:

Amazingly enough I already have pasta with tomato/spinich/pepper/onion/zuccini sauce. I’m good. 🙂

Steele
Steele
12 years ago

There is also the fact that “mangina” has no history; it is a unique term coined by – I’m not sure – an early MRA, perhaps Angry Harry.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

Actually I think that after all the nonsense he’s made us read Mikey owes us some cookies.

(I don’t have any, sorry, just chocolate.)

Steele
Steele
12 years ago

In other words, “mangina” is no different from feminists who use the term “dude” in a misandrous manner. You have no problem with that – you have made yourselves very clear.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

There is also the fact that “mangina” has no history; it is a unique term coined by – I’m not sure – an early MRA, perhaps Angry Harry.

Um. Insulting men by calling them women has a very long history.

You do remember how you’re the one who thinks misandry is institutional, right?

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Awwwww. 🙁

*perks up* It’s okay! I have raspberry sorbet! I will share with everyone who thinks that it is wrong to rape people.

Pam
Pam
12 years ago

Wait, Cassandra has a treat? Is it cookies? <3_<3

Or perhaps something……ummmmmmmm…… bacon-flavoured??

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

Steele, pretty much the entirety of everything the MRM complains about has no history. You gotta do better than that, dude.

(And yeah, “dude”? Misandrous? Get over yourself.)

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

Passing round my snack mix. It has pistachios, almonds, cranberries and white choc bits.

CassandraSays
12 years ago

Hey, I do have these. You can have one if you can make an entire comment without using the words “excuse me”, “vile”, or “mangina”.

http://melona.com.ar/images/387.jpg

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

Also seconding what Tulgey said.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

I’m sorry. Did we just get online negged by an idiot calling himself loser?

Try harder loser baby.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Actually I think that after all the nonsense he’s made us read Mikey owes us some cookies.

How dare you demand a proud MRA warrior of truthiness subsidize your cryto-misandro-feminist livehood with his hard-earned cookies?! Vile! VILE I SAY!

ozymandias42
12 years ago

I don’t think having no history makes it less sexist. As far as I know, “mancunt” is an insult that has never been used before, but that doesn’t mean you should go about calling people mancunts.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@pillowinhell:

He called himself “loser” to get out of the “you’re a loser” insult scot free. “Yeah, I’m all those bad things you say, I named myself that so I don’t care. You’re all those things for even interacting with me.”

CassandraSays
12 years ago

but that doesn’t mean you should go about calling people mancunts

Please don’t, or I’ll think I’m reading Weeping Cock and be confused about where all the jerks came from.

Gametime
Gametime
12 years ago

I still don’t understand why Steele chose “dude” to get all huffy over. I mean, I get the huffiness, that’s par for the course, but why “dude?” “Kiddo” gets thrown around about as often, and that’s much more obviously dismissive.

Honestly, Steele, can’t you at least manage to whine in a way that makes sense?

Steele
Steele
12 years ago

Insulting men by calling them women has a very long history.

You misunderstand the term. “Mangina” refers to a man who is completely deferent to women and feminism. In other words, he is a “man to the gina”.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Wait wait wait. Dude is bad but “mangina” is A-OK? O.O

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Man to the gina?

LERN 2 GRAMMAR PLZ.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
12 years ago

@ Ozymandias – I don’t know how it would go as an insult “mancunt” puts me in mind of a 1970s TV cop show. “Now… Mancunt – in Colour!”

“Well, well. If it isn’t the legendary Sgt Jack “Mancunt” Strezleki. Why do they call you…”
“I really don’t like to talk about it.”

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

In other words, he is a “man to the gina”.

You’re reeeeaaaally reaching, dude.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

That was my point, Ozy. 😛

Using dude misandrously arguably has the exact same amount of history (far as I know). Usually it’s not “dude,” though, it’s “doodz.”

@Steele:

You misunderstand the term. “Mangina” refers to a man who is completely deferent to women and feminism. In other words, he is a “man to the gina”.

No, it isn’t. That definition is there, but it’s the only one that doesn’t have citations. Everything else is about men with female features. Again, calling them women.

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