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F*ck funnels, raw dogs, and garbage receptacles: Roosh on Romance

So, yeah, I’ve been reading some more Roosh.

Just a little FYI. It’s probably not a good idea to take dating advice from a dude who writes shit like this:

Your fuck funnel is the series of steps you take from the approach all the way to sex. Most girls will drop out as they go through your funnel by losing interest, declaring they have a boyfriend, flaking out, throwing up, or a multitude of other reasons that prevent sex. This means that for ever one girl you fuck, you have to approach a lot of girls. This is the basic law of averages, where no man fucks every girl he interacts with (even serial rapists have a failure rate).

Or this:

The best sex I’ve had was from mediocre girls who let me treat their bodies like garbage receptacles.

Or this:

I could probably have raw dog sex with 95% of all white girls, regardless of socioeconomic background. I only have met one girl that was super serious about using condoms, but I eventually fucked her without a condom too, so actually I change that to 100%. I could bang every white girl who lives in the United States without a condom if I desired, within three dates. I’m not kidding. I could do most of them raw dog on the same night. Here’s how to do it. ….

At this point our intrepid dating guru explains his clever Assange-esque (allegedly) method for convincing women to have sex with him sans condom, which involves repeatedly sticking his condomless penis into his dates until they stop resisting.

Note: He followed this post with another one about how terrified he was that he might have contracted HIV.

Oh, Roosh, is it entirely by coincidence that your name rhymes with “douche?”

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kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

The only reason “mangina” is used to refer to feminists is because the MRM figures that only feminized men would consider themselves “Feminists.” Apparently, to them, it would be against a man’s self-interest.

Gametime
Gametime
8 years ago

Extrapolating from Steele’s definition of “mangina,” I assume “feminazi” means “femme to the Nazi,” which I’m pretty sure was a sequel to “Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.”

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
8 years ago

You misunderstand the term. “Mangina” refers to a man who is completely deferent to women and feminism. In other words, he is a “man to the gina”.

1. “Man to the gina” doesn’t even make any fucking sense.
2. We already know that you sexist idiots think that a man being a feminist is lowering himself. It’s part and parcel of a culture that thinks a marriage where a woman keeps her name is ruled by the woman. http://finallyfeminism101.wordpress.com/2007/03/11/faq-what-is-male-privilege/
3. “Women and feminism” are not the same, and often contradictory things. I guarantee that no man you’d call a mangina would be at all deferent to Ann Coulter.
4. Nobody’s going to get “man to the gina” from its common usage of “mangina.” I highly doubt that even the tiniest fraction of manospherians know its origin or alleged meaning.
5. We understand it alright. Fuck off, shithead. We don’t need your “advocacy.”

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
8 years ago

BTW Steele – the word is “deferential”. Your writing tip of the day!

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Man… to the gina? What? This isn’t that cheerleading thing where you spell things like “V to the I to the S to the C…”

Anyway. I would happily share a glass of this wine with all those folks who partake, but it has gone off 🙁 clearly I wasn’t storing it properly.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

Funny. Pretty much every tweet on the slang dictionary page thingy reinforces the idea that “mangina” is a thing that men have, not that men are.

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

*noms all the snacks*

Any care for some granola bars?

ozymandias42
8 years ago

No, no, it means “femi to the Nazi.” I’m not sure what a Femi is. Google suggests an Afrobeat musician, a gnome in RuneScape, or a particular charitable organization.

Dracula
Dracula
8 years ago

*Anyone

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

You know what this means? Maybe “mangina” is an old phrase after all. Perhaps the reason it was picked up by the MRM was because it reduces those femminine men to their (supposed) body part, which they were all too happy to do because women.

And yet they take umbrage at the word “dick.” What a strange world we live in.

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

Stallion to the gina?

LERN 2 GRAMMAR PLZ.

I think he’s trying to start an MRA 90s hip hop trend.

You know, Like the M to the I to the ISANDRY.

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

What about those of us who are agendered, are we manginas too?

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Oh, aworld’s back, good! I wanted to wish you good luck for September :). Going away for school, or staying home?

katz
8 years ago

There is also the fact that “mangina” has no history; it is a unique term coined by – I’m not sure – an early MRA, perhaps Angry Harry.

*whisper* Should we tell him that the second half of the sentence is the history of the word?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@katz:

*whisper* nah, it looks like he already has too much to think about, or else he’s just sitting in front of his computer boiling in shame and anger at all the misandry being flung about. either way, I think he’d explode if you pointed that out.

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

@Viscaria

I’m going to be staying in residence first year, because I feel it’ll be beneficial for me to have the experience of living away from home. But after that I can’t really afford it, so I’ll either be living at home for second through fourth year, or moving to a house in the city.

Pam
Pam
8 years ago

Man… to the gina? What? This isn’t that cheerleading thing where you spell things like “V to the I to the S to the C…”

All that’s going through my mind now is Jesse Pinkman’s voicemail message on Breaking Bad.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Nice! I lived in rez first year too.

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

@Viscaria.

Cool, I might have said before, but the biggest thing I’m hoping for with university is that my brain quirks are tolerated to the point where people see who I am in spite of them.

ozymandias42
8 years ago

Aworld: Good luck with university! I’m in college right now and having a lovely time; I lived on-campus for my first two years, but I’m getting a house now.

I dunno, I’m classifying myself as an honorary mangina, despite being an androgyne. 😀

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@Ozy:

I have seen the word “mangina” refer to masculine folks with female bodies, so I think you might actually be good. 🙂

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

Thanks, I should be able to do better in Uni, considering the monumental amount of resources and help I’ll have available to me there that I didn’t have in high school. And socially I’m really trying to treat this as a new start, getting rid of the cobwebs of my MRA years back in 9th – 11th grade and finding who I really am.

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

Mangina always makes me think of this:

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@aworldanonymous:

I’ve seen that before actually. Is it supposed to be ligitimate? Because it looks kinda shitty to me… Like “accidentally-clicked-on-too-many-related-videos-on-youtube-now-I’m-lost-in-a-dark-and-scary-part-of-the-human-psyche.”

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

@Kirby

It’s an excerpt from a British surreal musical comedy TV series called The Mighty Boosh, a few years back, even before my MRA days, I found it utterly hilarious, and I’d still reccomend it, if you don’t mind an incredibly weird and slightly immature sense of humor.

ozymandias42
8 years ago

Kirby: That version makes way more sense anyway. 😛

Shiraz
Shiraz
8 years ago

Ewwwwww.
I feel like my eyes caught crabs from just reading his comments.
But I have a feeling Nanasha may be right about his true motivations. Anyone who writes that shit just out of spite and/or to get kudos from other anonymous misogynists probably can’t speak to a woman without her breaking out a cross and garlic. And women friends? Naw….he thinks we’re all dirty whores.
These assholes actually think we can’t pick up on this vibe. Well, Roosh knows we can pick on his hater vibes, and that ugly little screed is his revenge. Pffft.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@Ozy:

That it does… Like manjaw. That was a fun one from highschool… I was honestly confused because it looked like all the women who my dorm-mates thought were hot had very strong, angular jaws and chins. So how was it also an insult?

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

I prefer the term Teutonic when referring to masculine facial features, if only because most people with them can be traced back to Germanic ancestry at some point. Or at least that’s what I read somewhere.

scrapemind
8 years ago

Re: mangina, I think Ke$ha has more say in the future of the English language than the men’s rights movement does.

ozymandias42
8 years ago

Kirby: I have no idea. I never realized that “manjaw” was a thing people said outside of Roissy, whom I just thought was doing his general “MY PREFERENCES ARE UNIVERSAL” thing.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Re: mangina, I think Ke$ha has more say in the future of the English language than the men’s rights movement does.

DARN KIDS AND YOUR LANGUAGE CHANGE! GIT OFFA MY LAWN!

Anyway, aworldanonymous, yeah, resources! And probably tons of clubs related to your interests where you might find like-minded people, if you’re into clubs and stuff.

My biggest advice, as someone who has seen undergrad from a couple of different sides: if you end up struggling a bit (knock on wood), be it academically, socially, whatever; ask for help. Oh, and finishing in 4 years is great for some people, and crappy for others, so don’t feel you’ve failed in some way if you choose another path. /speechifying

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@scrapemind:

And surprise surprsise, the entire song is dedicated towards a man having too many feelings and acting like a chick. Literally “You’re acting like a chick all the time.”

The joke doesn’t even make sense! There is nothing in the song that would lead you to think “pear” instead of “pair” when listening to it. No mention of fruit, all the mentions of genitals. It isn’t witty if you just change the spelling when you write the song out!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

Maybe she means “pear” as in uterus? That makes even less sense… And it already made no sense. Congrats Kei$ha, you’ve somehow made a non-negative quantity negative.

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

Oh, that was a reference to a specific, on-topic song? I figured scrapemind was just getting bent out of shape because of modern expressions, or something. My bad.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

Comment on youtube.

A Pear= a pair …. Ohhhh

No. Bad commenter. No. Stop it. Stop destroying my faith in humanity. Bad.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@Viscaria:

Somehow I stumbled upon the video before, so I remembered the reference. That and I saw a couple references to it on the twitter feed on the dictionary link I had before. But yeah, this song is an actual thing. *cries*

Myoo
Myoo
8 years ago

And now, the rapping stylings of DJ V-Pole

I’m not a dude, not a guy, I’m an MRA
And I am gonna put an end to the V.A.W.A
‘Cuz I know that it’s bad with its MISANDRY
The mangina’ eyes will go all TEARY

MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)

You better believe me ‘cuz I don’t LIE
I was totally not that other GUY
Except that I was but you’re all MISANDRIST
Your belief in David is TERRORIST

MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)

You can’t stop me ‘cuz I’ll go FOREVER
Because I have the most noble ENDEAVOR
If you say I was SOCKPUPPETING
You won’t stop my ADVOCATING

MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)

They stop my writing ‘cuz they’re MISANDRIC
I know that I would be simply TERRIFIC
I stopped my blog ’cause of M to the I to the ISANDRY
And all of you *somethingsomething*ANDRY

MAN to the GINA (WOOOO)
MAN to the GINA (BOOOO)
Disgusting

(Thanks to aworldanonymous for the inspiration)

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@Myooooo:

Woooooo!
Booooooo!
Poyoooooo!

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

@Myoo

That is almost exactly what I pictured. Also, BEST. MRA RAP. EVER.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@aworld:

MRA rap has a pretty low bar, so actually you are completely correct.

Myoo
Myoo
8 years ago

@aworldanonymous
Thanks. Now it just needs a crappy uninspired melody and it could become the next MRA classic.

katz
8 years ago

I dunno, I’m classifying myself as an honorary mangina, despite being an androgyne. 😀

You’re an androgina.

ozymandias42
8 years ago

XD

Thank you Katz! Best insult ever!

cloudiah
8 years ago

There have been MRA & anti-MRA rap wars here before.

I think I will need to memorialize Myoo’s fine work too…

aworldanonymous
8 years ago

That is wonderful.

Nanasha
Nanasha
8 years ago

So I once read this book of short stories called “Chick for a Day” that involved male writers talking about what they’d do if they were female instead of male. One of the stories involved this guy creating a special apparatus that he could tuck his penis and scrotum into in a specific way so that it actually looked like a vulva/vaginal lips. I am fairly certain that it was referred to as a “mangina”—is this where the term perhaps originated?

kladle
kladle
8 years ago

I’m guessing “mangina” has probably been coined repeatedly over the past, I dunno, 25+ years either as a reference to certain real or hypothetical kinds of genitals or as an insult to men. I’m not sure it has a single genesis anywhere.

Someone should ask Language Log about this.

RubyHypatia
RubyHypatia
8 years ago

He likes to treat women’s bodies like garbage recepticles? Is he saying his sperm is garbage? Whatever. The guy is fucked in the head.

kladle
kladle
8 years ago

ahahaha in my google searches for “mangina” I have learned that Buck Angel’s porn company owns the trademark for mangina:

http://www.trademarken.com/trademark/78932357?i=MANGINA-Buck_Angel_Entertainment_Inc