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F*ck funnels, raw dogs, and garbage receptacles: Roosh on Romance

So, yeah, I’ve been reading some more Roosh.

Just a little FYI. It’s probably not a good idea to take dating advice from a dude who writes shit like this:

Your fuck funnel is the series of steps you take from the approach all the way to sex. Most girls will drop out as they go through your funnel by losing interest, declaring they have a boyfriend, flaking out, throwing up, or a multitude of other reasons that prevent sex. This means that for ever one girl you fuck, you have to approach a lot of girls. This is the basic law of averages, where no man fucks every girl he interacts with (even serial rapists have a failure rate).

Or this:

The best sex I’ve had was from mediocre girls who let me treat their bodies like garbage receptacles.

Or this:

I could probably have raw dog sex with 95% of all white girls, regardless of socioeconomic background. I only have met one girl that was super serious about using condoms, but I eventually fucked her without a condom too, so actually I change that to 100%. I could bang every white girl who lives in the United States without a condom if I desired, within three dates. I’m not kidding. I could do most of them raw dog on the same night. Here’s how to do it. ….

At this point our intrepid dating guru explains his clever Assange-esque (allegedly) method for convincing women to have sex with him sans condom, which involves repeatedly sticking his condomless penis into his dates until they stop resisting.

Note: He followed this post with another one about how terrified he was that he might have contracted HIV.

Oh, Roosh, is it entirely by coincidence that your name rhymes with “douche?”

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pillowinhell
12 years ago

I noticed that Roosh developed a paranoia about checking his genitals, but despite his months of visually checking himself he never mentions that he went to get TESTED. Nor did I get a sense that he abstained from sex for that time period. Most likely because he could be waiting up to six months for the tests to come back clean. And that would put a crimp in his sex life.

Monster
12 years ago

@pillowinhell

I read that whole post as confirmation that he is a.) a rapist and b.) has got at least one STD.

I don’t know wtf the point of the post was really.

“Girls who let me have condomless sex are filthy and diseased! I’ve had lots of unprotected sex with people I consider filthy and diseased, I’m the maaaan!” Well go Roosh! ugh.

drst
drst
12 years ago

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again; if my choices were no sex ever again or sex with Roosh or one of his disciples, I’d take no sex.

Agreed.

Wetherby
Wetherby
12 years ago

Again and again, this blog is for fat and ugly man and women that cannot get a date and don’t have a life or personality

I last had sex less than 24 hours ago. There’s a strong likelihood that I’ll have sex again within the next two or three.

And emotionally fulfilling sex with someone I care about, what’s more, which I’m willing to bet Roosh has never experienced in the whole of his worthless life.

How about you?

Shaenon
12 years ago

Roosh actually supports one of my pet theories, which is that part of the reason MRAs and other misogynists are so convinced “false rape accusations” are everywhere is that most rapists don’t know that they’re rapists.

Oh, they know. That’s why they get angry.

ostara321
ostara321
12 years ago

I could bang every white girl who lives in the United States without a condom if I desired

See, I somehow doubt that because..

the basic law of averages, where no man fucks every girl he interacts with

Shorter Roosh: I can fuck any woman I want! … Well, I mean, not ANY woman. C’mon, whaddya want from me?

Yeah, keep telling yourself that dude. Meanwhile, this white girl wants nothing to do with your rape-advocating self. Even if I DID have a hard time getting dates (I’m currently in a very satisfying relationship with a wonderful guy who regards my consent is vital to any sex act) I wouldn’t go near guys like Roosh. As others have said, if the choice were between celibacy and rape, celibacy wins every time.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
12 years ago

Eh, I have crappy ideas, but my practice is safe and consensual, if not aleays sane (i.e. I have had sex when I was compromised by depression.) Intervening in the PUA scene here is hard because it takes standing in the scene for leverage, unless you can report something criminal.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

…but my practice is safe and consensual…

Ain’t no way I’m taking your word on that.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
12 years ago

{Shrug}.
I mean, Roosh gets official media pushback in Iceland and Colombia, so plenty of bad press and BOLOs.

Naira
Naira
12 years ago

@Ozy:

“I wonder how many of his “flakes” are women who didn’t call him back because they didn’t want to put up with someone who’s going to keep trying to fuck them without a condom.”

Methinks you are on to something. I mean, I’m terrible at getting back to people who give me an “OMG RUN!” feeling. It’s a terrible habit I have.

Part of me really hopes that Roosh is just some insecure asshat venting rage on the internet, rather than actually having done all the things that he’s bragging about. But my more cynical side says that if that really is the case, I may as well start clapping, ’cause Tinkerbell will TOTES take me to Neverland once she comes back from the dead.

whataboutthemoonz
12 years ago

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again; if my choices were no sex ever again or sex with Roosh or one of his disciples, I’d take no sex.

I cannot +1 this enough.

Agreed.

+1 (I don’t know if I’m going to break the blockquotes again or not…)

If I can cuddle or talk for intimacy and masturbate for pleasure (clue stick: I can), then I have no incentive to actually have sex with someone. Why I would be expected to tolerate bad sex is beyond me.

So what’s the legal deal with confessing to crimes on the internet?

pecunium
pecunium
12 years ago

I can tell you that he is wrong about his “raw dog” certainty.

I have friends/lovers who would make their “resistance” pretty plain. “Get the fuck out” is where it would start, and on the floor moaning while the cops show up is the where it leads if he doesn’t. Because they would sure as hell call someone if he didn’t leave.

Shitbird.

pecunium
pecunium
12 years ago

…but my practice is safe and consensual…

Says the dude who admits to gaslighting.

Heidi
Heidi
12 years ago

Can I get a recap on Eurosabra? I don’t think I’ve been around long enough to know the back story.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Naira: No, Roosh has the ring of truth to me. If he were telling lies, he’d make himself come off as being happy. :/ Instead he talks about how casual sex has no meaning for him anymore (so, of course, his solution is to come up with increasingly absurd situations to get laid in– “I want to have sex with a girl from every country! Who’s a virgin! In five days!”).

doctornic
12 years ago

Jesus. I made the mistake of reading some of his blog and the comments therein. I have no words.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

That’s also, afaict, why he rawdogs so much. Literally his only source of happiness in life. :/

aceofsevens
12 years ago

I’m sorry. Is he teaching me how to get laid or sell insurance to panicky seniors. It sounds just like being back at multi-level marketing.

Kakanian
Kakanian
12 years ago

>Note: He followed this post with another one about how terrified he was that he might have contracted HIV.

That made me chuckle. I mean, seriously?

Nanasha
Nanasha
12 years ago

You know how there are people who you read on the Internet and go “ew, a troll”? In this case, I am desperately hoping that he is just some virgin assmonger who cannot get within five feet of a woman without making her alarm bells go off. Because the alternative is that he actually has DONE at least some of the stuff that he writes about and that means that he *is* a serial rapist and he is just laughing in our faces about how he wont get in trouble for it and will keep doing it unless he is brought to justice. Ugh. Makes me sick.

Hesster
Hesster
12 years ago

What I’m wondering is how many of his “flakes” are women who caught onto his creepy rapist vibe and ran away so fast they left a vapor trail.

Chalk me up as another of those white women who wouldn’t have sex with Roosh or anyone associated with him if they were the last man on Earth.

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
12 years ago

Heidi: Of the top of my head (therefore, likely missing some stuff), Eurosabra is a PUA, known gaslighter, and (self-admitted) zionist.

Someone else will have to fill in the blanks, i’m awful at remembering stuff. o.o

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
12 years ago

And of course.. hit button, see typo.

*Off

2-D Man
2-D Man
12 years ago

Funnels do not work that way.

There’s a marketing tool called a ‘sales funnel’, so called because of its shape. It does work that way.

And yes, it is disturbing that he takes this approach to sex.

Nanasha
Nanasha
12 years ago

Dear Princess Celestia,

Please send Roosh and all Roosh-like individuals to the moooooooon.

Sincerely,

Me