Over on the Men’s Rights subreddit, some of the fellas are discussing a recent post from Arthur Goldwag on the Southern Poverty Law Center Hatewatch blog. Goldwag looks at some of the hero-bashing comments from MRAs in the wake of the Aurora shootings, which we’ve discussed here and here.
This somehow inspires the prolix Men’s Right Redditor Demonspawn to set forth some of his opinions about (most) women and how shitty they are. The whole discussion is worth reading, as a sort of case study in MRA hypocrisy: all this woman-hatred comes in a thread in which Reddit MRAs wax indignant once again that anyone might possibly label them hateful. (Also, how dare women suggest that there’s anything untoward about a dude hanging onto nude pics of an ex, when clearly not deleting them is a sign of “respect.”)
Looks like Demonspawn won himself a convert! Congrats. you beautiful douchebag.
The red-tinted face on David Futrelle’s blog is actually an accurate representation of his full form, a la the Face of Boe.
I like how the thought hasn’t seemed to have crossed Demonspawn’s mind that perhaps the reason women don’t love him as much as he thinks they should is because he at least believes that keeping naked pictures of his exes is okay. I’m actually pretty okay with this representation of women though; who knew that all women were the face of reasonable morality all of a sudden.
Wonder if Demonspawn reckons men also love children just for being. He doesn’t mention it.
Dark Knight Rises: Meh.
Since you were all waiting with bated breath.
ppppppprrrrrrrooooooojjjjjjjeeeeeeeccccccctttttttiiiiiiiooooooonnnnnnn.
David Futrelle was the mysterious creature on the planet Midnight!
Of course, 5 million years in the future, David Futrelle is Face of Boe!
Dr. Who Spoiler Warning:
(Keep in mind, nowadays, that means he’s Captain Jack Harkness!)
Don’t worry, I’m sure that won’t be an issue.
You would, yeah.
Again, I want to know what kind of dates you go on that could possibly count as ‘subsidizing livelihood’.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
David Futrelle was the man on the Grassy Knoll.
Shush with your disinfo campaign, lowquacks!
Enlightened, intelligent people know that it was The Smoking Man who shot Kennedy. (And MLK.)
This is just bible bullshit I remember being taught. “The women needs love, and the man needs respect.” (Though respect often meant obedience.) Anyway,women are just as capable of loving their partners as men are.
What will they come up with next to try and prove women are inferior?
Yeah, it’s the beard. LOL!
David Futrelle designed the Cloverfield monster.
Jealously competing for David Futrelle’s friendship caused the rift/feud between Marx and Bakunin.
So they want to be treated like children but they also want to be the Big Man In Charge, and then they also want to be able to fuck over women whenever they want but make sure she has no ability to do the opposite.
Ok…that makes….sense….
In other news…..
I heard that David Futrelle is actually a group of super-intelligent mega-kittens who are conducting experiments on the human mind by placing random words together and copy-pastaing various things from the Internetz for the lolz. The website appears whatever way the viewer expects it to look based on IP address, which is why the trolls make absolutely no sense.
Again, I want to know what kind of dates you go on that could possibly count as ‘subsidizing livelihood’.
I don’t think he meant that the dinner and livelihood stuff were the same. He just doesn’t know how to write very well and probably meant lifestyle when he wrote livelihood. But from what I’ve read these guys don’t really have to worry about golddiggers or females after their money 🙂
You know it’s a bad day when Celda is the temperate, downvoted voice of reason in the mister subreddit.
Carmen Sandiago is in David Futrelle.
There are some men who believe that women are able to amass a fortune because they “never have to pay for dinner or drinks.” Apparently, the clothing, makeup, salon work, and other self-maintenance that is required to look appropriately attractive to be one of these dating girls is completely FREE.
“David Futrelle is….(fill in the blank).”
Pathetic Earthings, the plot is much simpler that that. David Futrelle is a cut-out for his cats. It’s the cats who are sowing all this confusion, and it’s the cats who are going to take over the world. You heard it here first.
David Futrelle is Bane.
Think about it. You never did see what he looked like under that mask.
David Futrelle is DB Cooper. And he kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
The “success object” nonsense is awesome.
Feminism: Often times society doesn’t recognize women as individual human beings with ideas and emotions. Instead women are seen as objects to be used to make penises happy.
MRAs: Oh yeah, well sometimes the penis pleasing devices won’t make our penises happy (like they’re supposed to) if we don’t have a lot of money. SAME THING. Check mate, feminism.
David Futrelle pushed Sherlock.
David Futrelle is the final Cylon.
David Futrelle is the Bat-Man. Bruce Wayne is just a front man.