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Spearheader: Feminist men are “nerds, socially awkward, sissy-gay, annoying or just plain weird.”

So WF Price and the rest of the fellas over on The Spearhead are doing a little bit of armchair psychoanalysis of the dreaded “male feminist” in general, and me in particular. It is fairly amusing stuff.

Price sets forth his highly original thesis:

If you observe genuinely feminist men, there’s something a bit off about them, and it’s tempting to chalk their feminism up to a result of some flaw or aberration in their character. Normal men (aside from those whose paycheck depends on it such as politicians and men who work for feminist-dominated institutions) simply don’t go in for feminism unless it gets them sexual gratification, but those days are pretty much over, so the remnants tend to be an assortment of freaks and guys who have a chip on their shoulder.

“But those days are pretty much over?” Evidently, Price thinks there was a time during which women were obligated to reward feminist men with “sexual gratification,” but that this is no longer the case. So “normal men” have stopped being feminists, or at least stopped pretending to be feminists.

So what are these freakish feminist men of today really getting out of it?

I think I’ve come up with a nice explanation. The men who support feminism are exactly those men who would be on the bottom of the totem pole in a male-dominated environment. It’s about relative status. If there truly were a patriarchy and male dominance in society, these men would be the “losers” that other men look down on for whatever reason. So it’s in their best interests to use feminism to dismantle any masculine institutions or power wherever possible, as this gives them more relative status and power.

In other words, male feminists are only feminists because they’re “losers” who can’t get laid. Huh. Isn’t that one of those “Anti-Male Shaming Tactics” I hear about from MRAs all the time?

Oh, I’m sorry — those are only shaming tactics when they’re directed at MRAs. When directed at feminist men, this hoary old insult is a profound psychological insight worthy of a 200-comment thread.

Naturally, Price’s brilliant hypothesis goes over well with all of the totally-not-losers who populate The Spearhead. TFH suggests a slight refinement to the thesis:

It might be something even simpler.

Having lost all hope of having sex with women, these losers have decided that at least they will settle for proximity to women, and being male feminists enables them to do that.

What losers….

Eric offers his spin on some old psychological research:

What is apparent is that they share the same deep-seated hatred of men that feminists do.

Kurt Koffka did an intensive study about the ego-relationship to a hostile environment back in the early 60s. His findings were significant in that perceived anger easily developed into narcissicism if allowed to continue unchecked. It’s the same effect everyone feels on a smaller scale when we’re around people we find distasteful—we tend to withdraw upon ourselves. In cases of malignant narcissicism, the ego has withdrawn upon itself to such a degree that, to use Koffka’s eloquent phrase, sees the surrounding world as ‘an undifferentiated hostile field.’

Women educated under feminist ideology fit that profile perfectly.

Um, guys. You do realize that you’re part of a whole little movement that spends most of its time ginning up small slights to look like a culture of MISANDRY, and which is somehow convinced that an evil cabal of feminists and their lackeys run the world? In other words, that you’re narcissicists narcissists who literally do see the world outside of your little message boards as “an undifferentiated hostile field?”

What am I saying? They don’t realize anything. MRA dudes, please take a moment to look up the concept of “projection.” That’s all I ask.

VitaminD (not to be confused with one hit pop wonder Vitamin C) offers this evidently hilarious observation on natural history:

Male feminists are like the clever animals who sneak into the alpha male’s harem and impregnates some of the females behind his back. Unluckily for male feminists, human females subconsciously consider them cowards and are repulsed by this sexual strategy. LOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOL indeed!

Andybob suggests that most of us male feminists actually hate being massive pussies:

Most male feminists are frauds. Only the tiniest percentage men could possibly be so unhinged by self-loathing that they genuinely embrace the man-hating swill that is the bedrock of feminism.

The rest of them are just nervous. That’s why most of them seem “a bit off” – to red pill men, that is. They’re playing a role for reasons too humiliating to confront and can sense that a red pill man is likely to see through it and call them on it. But why masquerade as a feminist in the first place?

Mr Price makes a compelling argument that many of them, for whatever reason, can’t quite cut it among their male peers. They may be nerds, socially awkward, sissy-gay, annoying or just plain weird. So, they take the soft option of hanging out with girls – usually the type who naturally repulse boys: feminists. It’s a trade-off. Embrace the ideology, and they can hang out with actual people, even if they are only feminists.

I am intrigued by the final paragraph of the post in which Mr Price suggests that this supplication is a complex form of manipulation. Perhaps some of them are using feminists to out-maneuver their competition – other men. It’s like a perverted form of Anti-Game. Most male feminists I’ve met could easily pass as sociopathic enough to be into this. David Futrelle seems to fit this profile. Surely he can’t really hang around all day with those demented cretins who inhabit his site because he actually finds them interesting. They must be a necessary evil to fulfill a greater goal, whatever that may be. Or maybe he really is just a big old girl’s blouse mangina.

Jimi Hendrix: Big old girls blouse mangina?

Damn, he’s on to me. But while we’re on the subject, here (see pic at right)  is a man in a big old girl’s blouse.

Darryl X is feeling a little cranky today:

There is NOT something a “little off” about feminist men. There is something WAY off. They are malignant narcissists and psychopaths. Career con-artists who manipulate women and men to satisfy their addiction to money and sex and power and control. They do not suffer from a mental illness. Their criminal disposition is the result of bad choices they have made and lies they have told throughout their lives. After you lie enough, you start believing the lies and then you can no longer tell the difference between them and the truth. Feminism is evil and it is a choice. It is not a “little off”. It is the single most evil thing a human can be. Feminism is the most fundamental threat to civilization, an affrontery to God and personally offensive to me.

Also, feminists eat puppies. I can’t believe he forgot to mention that.

Gamerp4 bashes out this weird little rant about “dead men” and river currents:

For me there is no point in beating a dead men, I call those Male Feminist and Mangina’s “Dead Men” their soul and their mind are dead, their thinking, their feelings, their emotions are dead, Just like feminist women they have oath to sought revenge on Patriarchy (Which was the reason that civilization went ahead and humanity was preserved), their Self-hate, Self-Marginalization, Self-Indictment for something that doesn’t even exist shows How they are charming and grooming themselves for a Matriarchy, which surely is not gonna happen in another 200 years, but apart from that I dont wanna piss their plan for “Going with the River Current, Where the River Current takes them”, the real men well “He fights the River Current, To Pave the way for Humanity to survive the WATERFALL”, and I & many in MRM are those Real- Men that are fighting the RIVER CURRENT to pave way for Humanity “of Men Especially.”

Ollie classifies the enemy into five different “archetypes,” in a comment that is an equal mixture of prejudice and delusion, leavened with a teensy bit of truth (see category #1).

1. The Sensitive New Age Guy (SNAG)

Examples, Hugo Schwyzer, John Scalzi, Will Wheaton, Josh Weldon, Anthony Weiner.

This guy is often angling to use sensitive new age guy (SNAG) game to get himself a soft harem, and secure/maintain/enrich his employment. These guys will often plug the fembot party line because it is instrumental to the persona/career they have created. … If you write SWPL oriented sci-fi for a living, it really makes no sense to rock the grrl-power boat. …

Nevertheless, deep down these guys have a raging libido just like the rest of us. It’s just that they have figured out that this libido can be fed (in part) by occasionally stabbing other men in the back.

Yes, it’s true that there are some allegedly sensitive new age guys who mouth feminist platitudes in an attempt to get laid; they’re the “Nice Guys” of the feminist world, and they’re creepy and annoying in much the same way as non-feminist “Nice Guys” are. (See that awful Dear Woman video from a year ago for many cringeworthy examples.) But other so-called “sensitive new age guys” are actually just … sensitive and new agey, for better or worse.

The remainder of Ollie’s categories bear much less resemblance to reality.

2. The Closet Transgender

Examples: Julia (Former name?) Serano, Robert (now Raewyn) Connell, Larry (now Lana) Wachowski

These guys, while they are still guys, are ardent feminists, because they know in their heart of hearts (as soon as enough money/time for the hormones and surgery arrives) they are going to be playing for Team Woman someday, so they had better ingratiate themselves now.

Yeah, that’s … not … how that works.

3. The Gay Leftist

Examples: Andrew Sullivan, Dan Savage.

The men in this category (which also includes the closeted) support feminism inasmuch as this support is something of an ideological tithe to another component (feminists) of the leftist coalition/army fighting the greater culture wars.

Um, what?

4. The Socon (Social-Conservative)

Examples: Glenn T. Stanton, Mark Driscoll, William Bennett

These guys are a lot like group one, willing to stab their fellow man in the back to get a paycheck, and perhaps a little more (wink, wink). … [But] they do it under the guise of conservatism and/or religiosity. … They are ruthless white knights. … [And they] will follow the major tenets of feminism, but never, ever admit to it, heaven forbid they lose some precious street cred in front of the Limbaugh/Hannity/Falwell crowd.

White Knights they may well be, but the notion that, say, Bill Bennett is a closet feminist is a bit … odd to say the least.

Oops, he almost forgot me! So he added one more category in a second comment:

5. The Desperate Guy

Examples: David Futrelle,

This guy is a lesser beta/omega and he is essentially begging for attention. The worst part is that to a certain extent, this ploy for attention works, and the Desperate Guy then proceeds to double down on the fembot activism in hopes that it will lead to greater emotional rewards. As time goes on, this type of guy has more and more of his ego invested in this gambit, to the point where he would rather kill himself than end the attachment to such a poisonous ideology.

Around this point I basically got bored with the thread, though, skimming the rest, I did notice a few further thoughts on my evil self.

Keyster, after quoting an earlier commenter who referred to me as “Fucktrelle/Flabtrelle/Mangina,” complains that I have “no original thoughts, just finger wagging and ad hominem ridicule.”

The Whammer defines “a futrella” as being “like a mangina only fatter, dumber and more pussy whipped.” He also imagines me getting my balls cut off, after which he adds a smiley face.

In a later comment, Mr. Whammer adds some thoughts about you, gentle readers, as well:

If you’ve ever read the comments on his blog they are from the same handful of lesbians,females who ride the fatmobile at the food store and are “depressed” (about being fat lol) and think they are entitled to disability, females who have no idea what sex they are and refer to normal people as “cis”, and pussy whipped sissies and manginas. …

Little David will also erase and ban any comment that doesn’t fit into the stupid groupthink there and believe me these girls are dumb as rocks. Even when these “girls” try some humour or sarcasm it sounds like something from a 5yo and falls flat. David apparently has no life or anything else to do so he reads every comment and will ban those he doesn’t like. Price allows anyone to post but this sometimes permits people to write things that will discredit the MRM which little David will then pounce on and use as an example against the MRM. Personally I think that Welmer should delete comments from people who write things that may discredit the men’s movement and also those that just ramble on in some long confused post that makes no sense.

Thank, you, Mr. Whammer, for providing me with yet another “long confused post that makes no sense” that I can cherry-pick to discredit real MRAs like … you. Er, wait.

My favorite comment in the whole thread, though, is one from Alex F., who is convinced you can spot a mangina by just looking at his fingers. (You may recall our friend Gucci Little Piggy making a similar argument about lesbians some months back.)

Don’t know if you’re familiar with “the ring finger theory”, but it’s been proven that a reliable way of identifying high-T men is observing the ratio between the index and ring fingers. A longer ringer finger indicates unusually high testosterone, and is a common marker in professional sportsmen etc. …

I would be willing to bet no male feminists have the longer ring finger (Futrelle for example is overweight; low testosterone tends people towards weight gain). Low testosterone would disable these men in all sorts of obvious ways, making them unappealing to men and women alike. Hence, they adopt feminism to compensate.

Take a look at the picture at the top of this post, Alex F., and weep.

Is it possible that MRAs are quite literally wrong about every single thing in the world?

(Who wants to bet that the MRAs respond by suggesting that the picture is faked?)

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Falconer
Falconer
9 years ago

I love how they take the ring fingers that are shorter than pointer fingers correlate with low testosterone “fact” and completely put the cart before the horse:

Index finger shorter than ring finger? Fine upstanding citizen and sportsman!

Index finger longer than ring finger? Mangina commie traitor no takebacks infinity!!

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
9 years ago

Ohai, longer ring finger.

Well, one of them caught me in their rather comprehensive descriptions. I’m a nerd.

… Was that meant to be a bad thing? Sorry, I’ll get back to my nerdy pursuits with their hideous consequences of enthusiastically talking to people with whom I share an interest, stimulation of the imagination, shared enjoyment and healthy exercise out in the fresh air.

Wetherby
Wetherby
9 years ago

They are malignant narcissists and psychopaths. Career con-artists who manipulate women and men to satisfy their addiction to money and sex and power and control. They do not suffer from a mental illness. Their criminal disposition is the result of bad choices they have made and lies they have told throughout their lives.

Well, that’s just uncanny. How on earth did he know?

Yes, I admit it: I’m helplessly addicted to money and sex and power and control, on account of my incurable criminal disposition and being a malignant narcissist.

Mind you, I’m not entirely sure how I’m feeding my addictions right now – I certainly can’t complain about the sex, but the other three are in distinctly short supply. But I daresay that’s down to bad choices that I’ve made and lies I’ve told throughout my life. Or something.

creativewritingstudent
creativewritingstudent
9 years ago

*whips out spirit level*

What does it mean if they’re equal length?

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
9 years ago

You don’t exist. Leave us, spirit of the World That Is Not.

Wetherby
Wetherby
9 years ago

Index finger shorter than ring finger? Fine upstanding citizen and sportsman!

Index finger longer than ring finger? Mangina commie traitor no takebacks infinity!!

Hmm – I’ve just checked, and my index finger is very noticeably shorter than my ring finger. I know I’m a pathological liar on top of being a psychopath, but this is actually true. Honest.

So what now? I’m getting very confused.

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
9 years ago

Well, i’m confused. I have longer index fingers, but i’m not getting any of this supposed attention. What am I doing wrong? D:

Viscaria
Viscaria
9 years ago

The scare quotes around “depressed” made me LOL. Then I started to worry that some of Price’s readers may suffer from mood disorders and refuse to seek treatment because a) mood disorders are a made-up feminist lie and b) only girls have feelings. 🙁

Pam
Pam
9 years ago

So, David, when you “adopted feminism to compensate”, did that then make your ring finger grow longer?

Ithiliana
9 years ago

One observation: I love how the number of examples in each category dwindle drastically, ending with the final one made JUST for you! Go, David.

One snark: OMFG, I wonder if anybody’s tipped John Scalzi off to his inclusion on this list, omfg, ahahahahahahahahaha. (I religiously read Scalzi’s blog and love it–bought his book on grading hate mail–I didn’t much like the earlier books I tried to read of his but want to try out RED SHIRTS like a burning burning thing)

*goes off to check Scalzi’s blog while chortling happily*

darksidecat
9 years ago

In other words, you are all commies, queers, nerds, freaks, fatties, trans, and/or women? I knew I was in the best of company with most of you, I didn’t need extra confirmation. 🙂

Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

My ring fingers are longer! But I think by MRAs’ Magic Rationalization Abilities, they can explain that this means I’m too manly to get a man so I hate men out of resentment… or something?

Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte)

The trying-too-hard-to-assure-us-they’re-manly-men element of this might just be my favorite, though of course I dislike the Walter White-style behavior that such hang-ups cause.

Sharculese
9 years ago

they do know that sitting around on the internet composing Grand Theories of human behavior is like ur-nerd shit, right

filetofswedishfish
filetofswedishfish
9 years ago

creativewritingstudent, mine are the same length, too. I was going “da fuq?” for pretty much this entire post.

However, I did just return from a beach wedding at a beautiful, beautiful house on Lake Michigan, where they invoked the blessing of Thor, did the wine bottle smash + Mazel Tov + a blessing in Hebrew, said that the wedding was a union *before the world* (not before God like most weddings i’ve been to recently), and part of the vows the speaker read instructed both of them to respect the dreams/rights/personhood of each other. It was quite possibly the best ceremony I’ve ever been to, and the venue was simply amazing. So these pissant jerks can’t really get me down today.

Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte)

By the way, I only wish they found feminists repulsive. Then they could stop watching us like hawks, obsessing over our every move. That would be nice.

Sharculese
9 years ago

wait did that one dude call andrew sullivan a leftist?

Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

I never get all the “pussy-begging” accusations, on account of:

1) This is the Internet. We can’t email David sex! I guess a few readers live in the same city as David, and maybe a couple of those even are available and have a compatible gender/orientation, but seriously, this is a really inefficient way of placing a personal ad.

2) Hey, man, “pussy-begging” beats the shit out of “angrily pussy-demanding.” It might even have an edge over “telling the pussy you’re taking your ball and going home, but leaving really slowly while repeatedly looking over your shoulder to see if the pussy changed its mind yet.”

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
9 years ago

Of-course, “pussy-asking politely with a smile and a wink, and accepting gracefully if declined” wins, but that doesn’t sound quite so catchy.

Christine Noble
9 years ago

Ummmm… yeah, my brother has no problem meeting women and owns his own moving company. He is the epitome of the “manly man” and yet supports women’s issues even after a nasty divorce. In other words, he is ten times the man these MRA tools will ever be, and I welcome any of them to test out his macho bona fides. It should be amusing and short.

Falconer
Falconer
9 years ago

wait did that one dude call andrew sullivan a leftist?

… wait, what?

Andrew “the left is just as bad as the right, but don’t wait for me to come up with an example” Sullivan is a lefty?!

Falconer
Falconer
9 years ago

*Don’t make me laugh!

(Damn posting too soon ….)

filetofswedishfish
filetofswedishfish
9 years ago

Well Holly, I mean, we are all feminists, after all. And you know how those feminists are. Just an assortment of loose women, hussies, good time girls, and slut walkers. Who knows what we will or won’t do. It’s as if we have no moral compass keeping us one step behind in the game of only screwing/marrying the Right Men With No Objective Standard To Work With.

Kakanian
Kakanian
9 years ago

I never knew that I’m a professional alpha sportsman. The things you learn about yourself from strangers online.

Ithiliana
9 years ago

Josh WELDON? Does he mean Joss WHEDON???

Yeah, I’m sure Joss is sitting around after the release of a film that’s smashing a whole shitload of box office records and performing very HIGHLY being a SNAG.

I actually think Whedon’s feminism is way over-rated, and perceptions of it are mostly tied to how misognistic most of Hollywood is. But wev!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

valerienorth
valerienorth
9 years ago

The only thing that caught my attention is Jimmy’s blouse. It’s beautiful. I bet he lit a few scented candles in his time too.

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
9 years ago

speculating about whether Hendrix had candles he lit before sex

literal scented fucking candles

send help

blitzgal
9 years ago

Their criminal disposition is the result of bad choices they have made and lies they have told throughout their lives. After you lie enough, you start believing the lies and then you can no longer tell the difference between them and the truth.

Project much?

wandarox
9 years ago

Even when these “girls” try some humour or sarcasm it sounds like something from a 5yo and falls flat.

Is the “girls” in quotes because we’re all confused about our gender and/or are manginas? MRAs sure seem to think that the quotation mark key is the shortcut to sarcasm. Hint: you’re doing it wrong.

Also, lol @ humor. Okay, MRAs. School me on what you think humor is. I’ll get out my popcorn and wait to be tickled.

Tulgey Logger
9 years ago

Internet feminism has got to be the least efficient getting-me-laid strategy I have ever employed. Come on, ladies: I have a longer ringer finger and everything!

Wait, wasn’t it the other way around? I thought have a longer ringer finger made us guys homersexual rather than alpha straights.

Sigh it’s all so complicated I am off to eat a puppy and destroy civilization om nom nom

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
9 years ago

“Also, lol @ humor. Okay, MRAs. School me on what you think humor is. I’ll get out my popcorn and wait to be tickled.”

Conveniently, I just made some popcorn.

Tugley! No eating puppies! Have some popcorn.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
9 years ago

*Tulgey

Sorry, typing one handed while eating popcorn is apparently a bad idea.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Oh yeah, Dan Savage is such a fucking feminist. Puh-leeze.

Good to see David’s gotten up their noses so hard. If these guys hate us, we’re doing something right.

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
9 years ago

Both of my ring fingers are longer than my index fingers.* Not by much, but still. Am I secretly a dude? And man, won’t The Fiance be surprised?!

Speaking of:

The men who support feminism are exactly those men who would be on the bottom of the totem pole in a male-dominated environment.

…The (feminist) Fiance played right tackle for eight years, and only decided not to go pro when a family friend, who had also been in the NFL, told him not to do it if he valued a long and healthy life. (He says it was the best choice he ever made.) He’s the kind of dude that gets challenged to fight in bars by other dudes who feel a need to shore up their own insecurities by charging the biggest guy they can find.

Incidentally, you know who doesn’t think “rampaging insecurity due to perceived failure to live up to unattainable standard of masculinity” is anything men ought to suffer? Feminists.

*BUT: I have at least two toes on each foot that are exactly the same length. This is a clear genetic marker of prima ballerina-hood.

Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

If the only solution you have to offer to the pressure on men to be hypermasculine is “well, MAN HARDER, buddy,” you’re one hell of a shitty rights movement. They claim that feminism is for nerds and girly-men; but they don’t offer nerds and girly-men any alternative ideological home.

There are MRAs who have short ring fingers reading Alex’s comment, you know? How do you think they feel?

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
9 years ago

(Ironically, former-footballer fiance is also a total nerd. Not as nerdy as I am, but nerdy enough that he swaps physics puns with me and gets my near-constant references to the Simpsons.)

scarlettpipistrelle
9 years ago

Mr. David asks, “Is it possible that MRAs are quite literally wrong about every single thing in the world?” My guess would be – YES! For since psychoanalysis has now worn off over on the Spearhead, they have returned to theology: AfOR has this to say about men and churches in the lastest post’s comments section: “Mary Magdalene, the only human, and therefore the MOST T REVERED human in the religion is a wimminz, who fucked an alien to get preggers and got Joe the carpenter to pay for it all and feed and house them.” They just don’t factt-check before they spew, do they?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

My ring fingers are at least an inch longer than my index fingers. And I used to be a rather sportsy athletic guy before I decided to actually follow my own interests.

And wow, feminism will get me laid? I’m pretty sure that since I started reading and commenting on manboobz, I haven’t gotten laid once*! And that pretty much started off my feminist kick (along with various posts on Pharyngula). Sooo… I can haz sex nao?

* Of course, this is because of things completely unrelated to feminism, mainly the not-really-bothering-to-seek-out-sex-buddies thing… But that’s all irrelevant, because reading manboobz totally caused me to not have sex!

Hank
Hank
9 years ago

What is with these guys and the red pill/blue pill thing? I know, I’ve seen The Matrix (watched it the first time with Dad – neither of us “understood” it so Dad says “That was stupid, let’s watch it again”). We both laughed like idiots. He’d laugh at these guys too.

Wetherby
Wetherby
9 years ago

I find that the best way of assuring people that I’m not nerdy in any way whatever is to expound on theories derived from sci-fi films with large cult followings.

But don’t forget that I’m both a pathological liar and a psychopath.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

It’s funny, I always thought I left the MRM in favour of feminism based on my goal in life to set a new standard of modern gentleman. Or in other words, because I’m not a massive asshole and, you know, like to fix REAL problems with the world, instead of whining about misandry.

Sara
Sara
9 years ago

These guys are just so completely full of shit. Anytime I hear “it’s been proven” I know some wishful bs is coming my way. My hubby is a 6’5″ marine and a feminist. These mras hate men more than they imagine feminists do. Why else would they render themselves powerless against this imagined hatred while simultaneously stuffing themselves into this narrow box of hyper masculinity? Self hatred and narcissism paradoxically coexist-it’s the very nature of narcissism.

maselphie
9 years ago

Egads, my ring fingers are much much longer. This explains so much and yet so very, very, very little.

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

Also, does the fact that my index fingers are longer than my ring fingers mean anything?

Freitag
Freitag
9 years ago

Huh. My ring finger and index finger are also the same length.

Do these guys think they actually make sense?

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
9 years ago

Depending on how I flex my hands, my ring fingers are a couple of millimetres shorter OR longer than my index finger. In neutral, I think my index finger is longer. But I’m a girl, so that’s okay, right? Of course, I have PCOS, which is apparently caused by producing too much testosterone, which throws my estrogen out of whack. Oh NOES! My silly feminist body is not following the rules!

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

Also, does the fact that my index fingers are longer than my ring fingers mean anything?

You’re good at pointing?

Snowy
Snowy
9 years ago

My ring finger is longer than my index finger. But I think the real question here is what does the length of your middle finger and pinky mean? And what about the thumbs?

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
9 years ago

Also, I found I got laid a lot *more* once I embraced the feminist notion that I am a human being who is worth basic human-being respect. But I’m a lady, so obviously my getting laid is not the issue here.

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