Fellas! Have you ever fantasized about a world in which men and women live totally segregated lives, but gotten hung up on what we might call “the stripper problem?” Over on The Spearhead, walking in hell2 has come up with a solution to this dilemma.
I think the next step of the men’s awareness movement should be something like this: a s separation of the sexes.
I would like to see a contractor or developer challenge the system and create a living community for men only: shopping mall, apartments, gym, etc. The legal precedent could be something like the desire for male patrons to avoid any type of legal hassles or the negative perceptions and harassment that are thrown on them by women, white knights, and manginas. I for one would live in such a community just to avoid the disgusting sight, smell, sound, and evil motives of Westernized females. The community could have men’s entertainment, where strippers, etc could come to work, but could not live in the community.
What do we want? Gender Segregation! (Except for Strippers)
When do we want it? Now!
I would also like to see the work place separated into male and female sections, where it would be impossible to hear or see any female coworker during the day.
Once I shared a small office with two women around 15 years older than me. One day one of the women was out of the office. I was talking to the other one and I received a phone call so I had to take it. The women with who I was talking, got angry that I took the call cutting off our conversation. About one minute later she accused me of “coming at her.” I just turned and ignored her. If she wanted, she could have made that accusation to my boss and got me into big trouble. The sick thing is, the woman was so old and ugly, no romantic thought had ever entered my head about her. This was going to be my defense had she pushed her sick agenda.
This is pretty much a textbook example of the concept of the “unreliable narrator” you may recall from English class.
Separate “male only” communities and job spaces are an organized and commercial form of MGTOW. I think it is the next logical step. Western women are just too toxic to mix and live with and not worth the risk of being harassed and falsely accused and sent to prison.
18 upvotes and 2 downvotes, last I checked.
Imma let you finish, walking in hell2, but Anthony Zarat had one of the best male-female segregation videos of all time!
New Pork, Home of Hamattan island, and Baconway…aaaand I’m really grasping at straws here.
Ah, of course! I guess I don’t know my coffee paraphernalia well enough, I think you’re right that’s a percolator.
Jerkmenistan. Yemen. Brovakia, Brovenia, Brovatia, Bromalia…
I’m just looking at Google Maps at this point.
No, it’s pronounced “Lawn-Guyland.” Now I miss my aunts.
wandarox:
I’m not a gay man, nor do I know much about gay culture, but there is plenty of misogyny and homophobia in gay male culture. It’s just a little less obnoxious.
Yeah. In my experience, there also exist gay men whose opinion of women is pretty similar to the straight misogynist men, but with an extra layer of “and we don’t even need to pretend to like them to get laid!” and a dash of “but I’m gay! How could I be a misogynist?” It seems to me that the percentage is the same as the larger population of men, which is to say it’s nowhere near every dude but hardly unheard of.
@2D Man & aworldanonymous
Y’all are making Canada sound too tempting for these dudes. SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE!! SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE!!!… There, I believe our borders are safe again
Also, the great province of Sechwang
@Katz, you say Yemen, they Yeah, men!
argh, overexcited typing, *they say* obv
I’m first in with Manassas? Amusing to me because I always drive past and wonder Man Ass As…what? ManAssAs City?
Wandarox, I think you might be confusing twinks with femme guys, it’s not really the same description at all. While I do agree there’s a lot of femmephobia, fatphobia, racism, transphobia and a lot of other crappy stuff in the gay male community (although not really any more than the general culture) I’ve never run across any twink hatred, the word just means a young slight boyish looking man and isn’t really referring to their gender presentation in my experience.
@Sara: that happens a lot. Of course they’re terrified of evil women scheming against them and hating them and wanting tomkill them– they’re projecting.
“If you’re going to Man Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.”
I’m sure they’d be listening to a lot of Manfred Mann.
The majority of jobs there are provided by Mann Co.
I’m sure we’ve talked about this before, but Lois McMaster Bujold wrote a book set partially on a planet colonized by misogynists, with the help of uterine replicators for reproductive purposes. It was a really well done book, I highly recommend it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_of_Athos
Also, apparently I get most of my impressions of gay men from fiction. I can’t imagine how I could possibly be wrong. Fortunately, Scott at billinexile.com (NSFW) is there to save me from my assumptions.
Oh, good heavens. And just to prove me completely wrong, here’s a comment on the Towleroad post about the lesbian super pac:
http://www.towleroad.com/2012/07/wealthy-influential-lesbian-activists-form-super-pac-lpac.html
Damn, those lesbians are sure homophobic! O.o
I see what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to make me cry from all the pain inflicted by your terrible puns.
I say Bring it on! I listen to Firesign Theatre regularly!
Thank you guys for reminding me why I read this blog. Long Guyland ha ha ha.
And I’m working in science research over the summer and I was thinking about an all male workplace or all-female. Sure, of our group (2 profs, 3 students on my project and 2 on the other) only two are female, but the other woman is the prof who is good with the fluorescent and confocal microscopes, so you need to talk to her… and the biology stock room is run by a woman… so is the chemistry stock room… and the other microscope specialist… and I don’t get the sense that my partners with I wasn’t there…
And on the other hand, the prof who is mostly in charge of my project is male, so…
Yeah, I’m thinking this isn’t a plan for the real world
Ismanbul (formerly known as Cockstantinople).
myoo wins
@ Falconer- You’ve gotta start young if you’re gonna stick it out.
I was reading many/most/all of these to my roommate, and when we got to Ismanbul, she said: “Why did Cockstantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the jerks.”
Why’d they change it?
As long as we’re coming up with Canadian names, I propose Dicktoria. (And seconding “Dudeboro”.)
From OP:
Filssy stinking femaleses. They wants the precious, yes.
Well, in Dicktoria, you could simply make it illegal for a female to accuse a Man of anything, especially if true. (When it comes to rape, that’s pretty much how it does work in the real world; it’s not codified as such, but the effects of blame-the-victim are just as silencing.)
The Spearheaders are quite ruffled over Futrelle, claiming something BIG is in the works from him. And they love to diagnosis with all sorts of conditions to explain his manginaness. Now I see why Internet diagnoses are in poor taste.
Andrew S. July 8, 2012 at 14:57
“Futrelle is just looking for that pat on the
head that so many men look for from
women. He’s not going to get it because of
his looks, never got it because he was good
at sports, and he’s not a rich powerful guy.
So with all the “disenfranchised” white
middle class women in America Futrelle has found his avenue to get that pat on the head.
Also Mommy was probably a hard core feminist and told her little eating machine over and over how “special” he was anytime he brought home some paper he’d written about the patriarchy.”
I guess it doesn’t occur to them that David does this because–gasp–he’s not a misogynist asshat!