Things I learned on Reddit today.
1) From a_weed_wizard in the Men’s Rights subreddit, I learned that feminists cannot be atheists:
GirlWritesWhat agrees:
I’m not sure where those downvotes came from, since everything GirlWritesWhat says is by definition true.
2) From AskHistorians, I learned that feminists trying to correctly translate ancient Greek are evil man-hating monsters. Check out the downvotes on EggyMc!
Obviously, she’s retranslating with malice aforethought!
In this case, it’s easy to tell where at least some of the downvotes are coming from: A link on the Men’s Rights subreddit.
MRAs: protecting ancient Greek history from MISANDRY since 2012!
“I mean if I go and pull my pants down and walk about naked in front of a bunch of little girls, is that OK. They might be curious about my woody.”
Soo, David, can I call him a pedophile NOW!?
Well count me in as another body shaming prude if
made me look twice to see if I was seriously reading what it looked like I was reading.
Pitties are the sweetest!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh, man, now I want a backpack full of puppies.
NWO was making me sad about humans, but I just went out and saw a woman walking a TINY PINK PIG on a leash. And it was GRUNTING. Tinily. So now I’m okay again.
Also, we were wearing see-through bikinis. Including the pig.
@Alantas
“A complimenter’s motives thus get called into question… including true compliments, which is the real tragedy. The MRA worldview punishes honest men and defends dishonest men.”
Thus the solution is to never pay a woman a compliment. For if I pay a woman a compliment she may think I have an alterior motive and see me as creepy. Or I may have an alterior motive and take unfair advantage of her. Man is bad in either case, I will appear bad even though it’s not the case or I am bad. And the MRAs push this worldview that men are bad?
Then more feminism will always be the answer to solve the worlds problems, especially considering the sparkling success in problem solving so far. Divorce, education, suicide, employment, stable families, poverty. Since feminism has become the prevailing ideology women have done an exceptional of running the show. Can we expect more such success stories from women in the future?
Oh, Jesus, NWO. I just can’t with him any more. What will he have to say to get the boot?
Katz: I;d say he’s metaphorically peed all over the rug several times.
DWAAAAAH!!
Would any of our resident penis-bearers care to weigh in on whether warm sun or a gentle breeze can cause a boner?
I am amused by the idea that, the instant he hops out of bed, NWO would rush out and parade naked in front of kids; wouldn’t want to waste that boner.
@MollyRen (@MollyRen)
“What’s funny is that NWO’s description of the feminist apocalypse sounds like the weekend I spent at sex camp. There were outdoor tents with bowls of condoms, and several classes every day teaching people about safe sex and other techniques, and people of all races and genders and body types having sex all over the place.
The thing is? There weren’t any kids, because you had to be at least 18 to even register (ID check at the gate) because HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE TOO YOUNG TO CONSENT IS FUCKED UP and no animals BECAUSE BESTIALITY IS ILLEGAL AND ANIMALS CAN’T CONSENT EITHER.”
Tut tut little snowflake. I made no assertation of anyone of adult age having sex with those that are underaged. I specifically said boys having sex with boys and girls having sex with girls indicating they were all underaged having sex with each other.
Now back to your sex tents and condoms. I wouldn’t dream of damaging your delicate sensibilities or offending your lofty morals.
I, for one, am definitely re-thinking the whole “go be a nanny” advice I was giving him.
@katz
“I am amused by the idea that, the instant he hops out of bed, NWO would rush out and parade naked in front of kids; wouldn’t want to waste that boner.”
Now I feel ashamed of my morning wood. Happy now???
@katz:
Hmm, interesting, let me check.
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Ok. Scientific data indicates that warm sun and gentle breezes can cause an arrest, but not a boner.
@Unimaginative:
There is no way in hell that NWO should be allowed near young girls. Children and general, but especially young girls.
Can’t say I’ve ever been enbonerred by either of those things.
Hmm… At least for the way I’m wired, boners are less of a product of atmosphere and more a product of mood. Granted, I might get into a mood easier when the atmosphere is nice, but it’s not a direct causal environment.
Though that would be pretty funny; penises are a reverse vampire!
Words… Words fail me today.
“Children in general”
“direct causal relationship“
Oh. I see that NWO is giving himself boners thinking about little girls again.
Uh huh. You may think you’re being all complimentary slavey, but what I’d teach those little girls to say to you sure wouldn’t be. Also, little girls often help change diapers. Penises aren’t that big a shocker dude.
If an erection happens so spontaneously and involuntarily, how is that supposed to be a compliment anyway? “My body works! Aren’t you flattered?” That’s a function of you, not of her, so it can’t even be a compliment. (Unless she were invested and interested in that aspect of you. You aren’t entitled to that.)
And if you get it up for just any woman, that’s no compliment either, since it’s equivalent to “You’re a woman! Aren’t you flattered?” Same reasoning as above.
I’m not the only one who’s now reconsidering NWOs tales of caring for his sister’s kids, especially his niece, and feeling slightly ill, right?
No Cassandra, you are not.
@speedlines
“ah, so we’re back to the sexualization of little girls.”
If two woman are standing side by side, one is wearing a burka and the other is wearing two postage stamps and a string, I won’t see the woman in the burka as sexual but I will see the woman wearing two postage stamps and a string as sexual. The woman in the burka didn’t sexualize herself the other did. These examples are of course extreme to make the point of whom is doing the sexualizing. The, “male gaze” gambit is just the feminist tactic of shifting the accountability from women to men.
I can never sexualize anyone but myself. No one can ever sexualize anyone but themselves. Eyesight can’t sexualize.
What’s an alterior motive? You’ve mentioned this twice Mr Slave.
Now I feel ashamed of my morning wood. Happy now???
…Is there no setting between “waving it in front of children” and “feeling ashamed?”