Oh, joy! A Voice for Men has now published what is possibly the most ridiculous thing ever written by a human being. Here, from an article titled MGTOW re-understood, is what some dude named Russ Lindquist calls his “ode of MGTOW.”
When in the course of widespread misandrist tyranny, it becomes necessary for men to dissolve the social solder, and reverse the spiritual mutilation which has stuck and imperiled them, so inequitably, to the whines and whims of women. These men must, perhaps, reinvent the wheel of free-association.
Oh MRA dudes, don’t even try to write fancy. Clearly, you can’t handle fancy.
Let it be clear that a man has a right to go his on way. Therefore, let modern men acknowledge and accept – as tearfully as they might – that far too many women, for far too long, have far too well assumed the role of nothing but shined, shaven social-succubi who reflect all of mens vices yet none of mens virtue. Further, these succubi (desirous of everything and deserving of nothing) can offer men nothing but the role of a masochistic self-indentured-servant: he is to work a job he hates; he is to earn money that she spends; he is to live far less comfortably; he is to die far sooner.
A big shout-out to all the “shined, shaven social-succubi” reading this now!
Let each man reject this poisonously pink proposition; let each man end, in whatever way he sees fit, the misandrist fem-anesthetization that is, now, generations old; let each man choose, instead, to live a life of self-direction, self-control, self-reliance and personal responsibility–even if such self-respect means that he must wholly abandon such soul-striping social roles as, for example, womyn’s unpaid bodyguard, womyn’s unpaid moving-company, womyn’s unpaid therapist, womyn’s unpaid accountant, womyn’s financial-lust-object.
I’m sorry, I only made it about a third of the way through this paragraph. I’m sort of stuck on “misandrist fem-anesthetization.”
Men deserve better than these “womyn” are offering. Men have a right to go their own way.
Please, please, please just GO already. Don’t tantalize us like this, you Men Going Their Own Way! JUST GO.
“Click dictionary and every woman knows every definition of every word along with proper pronunciation.”
You already proved you’re also capable of using a dictionary when it suits you, please try doing so more often. *gasp* It’s almost like …
“Click dictionary and every
womanperson knows every definition of every wordalong with proper pronunciation.”Unless said person knows IPA, in which case that last bit still applies.
According to the title it’s now “shit, shave, shower, shampoo and shine”? We’ll have to allow extra time to get ready to go out.
See, feminised sounds more passive than feminist. JtO can’t act like women have agency, or anything, so he has to find a word that makes it sound like feminism is something done to women. Unfortunately, no such word exists, since English realizes that most feminists made a conscious choice to identify that way, so he had to find a word that sounds sort of similar and hope nobody called him on his fail. (This explanation charitably assumed that JtO knew what feminised means in the first place, even though his track record with Words Have Meanings: Feminist Edition makes that look less likely.)
D’oh! Russ Lindquist, not JohnTheOther. My brain’s still in the other thread.
Some pointless babbling for hellkell:
for hellkell:
2-2 1/2 lbs. spinach, chopped (more if you use the big bunches of spinach; less if you use the bagged, pre-washed stuff)
olive oil
2 onions, diced
bunch green onions, diced (including a healthy chunk of the green parts)
1/2 bunch parsley, finely chopped
1/2 bunch fresh dill, chopped/snipped (if you use dried, use less)
pinch of ground nutmeg if you like it
salt and pepper to taste
c. 1/2 lb. feta cheese, crumbled
1-2 eggs, lightly beaten (I’ve made this without eggs, and it’s good.)
1/2 lb. cottage cheese (some people use ricotta)
mixture of melted butter + olive oil
1 lb. filo/phyllo pastry sheets, thawed
Saute onions in olive oil until cooked, but not browned. Add spinach and green onions, and stir. After a few minutes, but before spinach is totally cooked, add herbs/spices and stir until spinach is cooked.
Take off heat and toss in colander until cool. Do not try to assemble until cool, it’ll be too watery.
Once cool, squeeze out excess moisture. Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Then chop up with a knife. This is the most violent portion of the recipe, and one that terrifies MRAs.
Mix spinach mixture with cheeses. (I sometimes add a squeeze of lemon. I know lemon isn’t in the ingredients list. What, you don’t have a lemon?)
Now for the fun part. I have never attempted this alone. If you need me to come to Texas to help, just let me know.
Carefully unwrap filo and cover with a damp cloth. (Since you’re a feminist, please carefully check your cloth for cat hair.)
I like to make little triangles, but the instructions are beyond my capacity. This looked pretty good: http://greekfood.about.com/od/phyllofoldingtechniques/ss/FoldingPhylloTriangles.htm
Another method is to line a cooking pan with sheets of filo. Person #1 layers, person #2 nervously bastes everything with the butter/olive oil mixture. It’s like a crunchy lasagna! Yum.
My friend reminds me that I didn’t parbake these when I made them, just assembled and tightly covered with plastic wrap and then foil & put in freezer. They were pretty pale, so I think she’s right.
Bake at 400-425 for 20 to 25 minutes. I like them kind of browned and crunchy, so I tend to over bake at a higher temperature.
Bake longer if frozen.
Here’s a picture (Er, we might have eaten a few first):
http://i.imgur.com/cZyoQ.jpg
Everyone who requested — your spanakopita is in the mail. Really.
Thank you! That’s one of the funniest recipes ever–I always make sure Mr. HK and myself get our RDA of cathairs in all our dishes. I’ll rope him into helping tomorrow.
Ooh, it’s for hellkell TWICE. Oops. And I left out that if you do the lasagna method, you put a few layers on the bottom of the pan, add the filling, then put the rest on the top. It never fits exactly, so just fold over anything that hangs over the edges.
No doubt there are other errors, since we’ve been drinking wine here. (hiccup)
Source re: Were & wif:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=man&allowed_in_frame=0
BAM
Says the author of 3,166 comments here at Man Boobz. (That’s more than 1000 more than I’ve posted, and most of mine are pretty short.)
I like it when he posts a bunch of long-winded comments complaining about how men are silenced.
If I were to add together the word count of all my posts and comments here, and weigh that against NWO’s comments, I think it’s quite likely that we’d find that he’s written more on this blog than I have.
@katz
Unfortunately Manhood Academy is all too real. It’s an entire community of woman-haters. They openly talk about how women should be beaten into submission and other lovely topics. When The Spearhead thinks your website is too extreme, you’ve fucked up pretty badly.
/ahem. First, my comedy offering upon this altar of Derision:
Ah, Manhood Academy (Someone asked earlier… yes, indeed, MAAANHOOOOD101 is a real website.)
Are you a lonely, sad man? Do you desire to become a unsad, unlonely man? Are you often gripped by the inability to have order in these times? Do you want order? Real order? The kind of order a real man really creates by being so totally real? Do you want to smack a bitch up? Like, litterally, because women are like flatworms and other organisms that react to stimuli in a simple manner and their choicen stimuli is pain! INDEED ALL WOMEN ARE DOLORETAXI BECAUSE I FUCKING STUDIED BIOLOGYNoonogetittogethermustn’t lose it parody, parody, it’s not real. Onwards.
Excellent! Follow our programme and you too can learn to inflict crippling emotional wounds and phyiscal trauma on the women you intend to interact with, acting with Authority to define your own Masculinity in these Feminized times! Because, any man who is a mans man, that is, a man who is a man that other men want to be but is totally into women I swear so help me God, needs to learn to define his own identity as oppositional and contrarian and based on the subjugugation and enslavement of hapless feeble children, sorry, women, but entirely the same thing, trust me on this.
So sign up for our free service or contact us and we shall teach you everything we can about belitting, punishing and conditioning the women in your life to live in constant, frigid and forlon fear of your mighty manly strength. Man.
Manmanmanmanmanman—nostoppitargh.
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More’s to the point, but as a general thing, why? Really, why? I mean, I’m somewhat smart. I can get the fear of alienation and the demeaning and how it is just generally easier to view other people as simple machines that you give (as someone smarter than me said) kindness coins until they give you a nice little mymhm wink wink nudge nudge. That makes… sense. A sad kind of sense, but it’s reasonable enough if you pressuppose half the people on this planet are automatons and the other half emotionally crippled.
I can even, through sheer application of willpower and insanity, grasp that many MRA’s are genuinely bitter and have had, I suppose, terrible things happen to them (or what they view as terrible, anyhow…) and so they’re now SUPER ANGRY. That… that also makes sense.
But where in the flying blue banana moon is it written in bloody obsidian that, in order to be a Man, you must beat around Women, lead Women around because they are Children, and you need to be Candid, Focused and Intimidating.
Why?
And why would anyone think not being those things are somewhat, some sort of insult? “Dude, give me yo balls, because you’re not inspiring enough crippling dread in people and beating them around and treating them little children! Be a better Patriarch! Smack ‘er ‘cross the ‘ead if she talks back!”
Why is ‘mangina’ a fucking insult? Argh. Just… Just someone tell me. I don’t get it.
@Cloudiah:
First of all, spanikopita, yummmm! Second of all, I naturally assumed they were the same person. Two trolls, both with first names as handles, arriving near-simultaneously? But then, I guess David would have noticed.
Yum!
The article “MGTOW misunderstood” was informative for people who do not really comprehend the mindset of bachelor men who decide to go their own way and avoid women where possible. I am a 40 year old bachelor attorney from Pennsylvania who decided to go mgtow 5 years ago and was the greatest decision I ever made.
My last relationship with a woman ended disastrously and I ended up being hurt. After dating consistently for almost 2 years, she turned out to be a “gold digger” and I found out she was also cheating on me. The relationship I had before that involve a woman who just wanted a “sugar daddy”.
When I was in high school and college, I was very studious and intellectual. The women at the time seemed to only desire macho “Alpha males” and I felt rejected. Now that I am successful and handsome at 40,I feel some women do desire me but for me I would rather mgtow.
At 40, I am a happy bachelor. I have a fulfilling career, wake up go to the health club and embrace each day as an mgtow. I have many hobbies that keep me occupied. My mgtow friends feel the same way as I do.We have been burned by women. We are cooked.Therefore we remain happy men without a woman in our lives.It is an individual choice we men have made to avoid marriage and romantic relationships with women but we do not force our philosophy on anyone, male or female. Live and let live.
It would be fun to do a wordle of Owly’s comments. By fun, I mean horrifying.
MGTOWMRA, is there any reason for you to be here? Are you lost? Because if you want to avoid woman at any cost, a place filled with about 3/4 of women (my estimation) is not the best place. Shush, go your own ladyless way already.
That’s nice, but why are you telling us? Are you under the impression that anyone here cares?
Why do all the MGTOW want to tell us how handsome and rich they are? This schtick never works. It only makes us laugh.
If shit like this wasn’t so often extreme and hurtful, it would almost be… funny.
@MGTOWMRA
This is not why you couldn’t have a date, dude, I know that because I was a very geeky guy in high school and I couldn’t get a date, because I was (and still am) socially awkward as fuck. Meanwhile, a friend of mine who was also very geeky as well as shorter than me, got dates and is currently in a long term relationship, because he was not socially awkward. Plus, there were also several geeky girls who couldn’t get dates, at approximately the same rate as the guys.
This is not complicated, dude, except in the sense that all human interaction is complicated, but making up a fantasy version of reality where it’s all about “macho alphas” and “wimpy betas” doesn’t help.
At 26, I am a happy partnered person. I have a fulfilling career, wake up go to the health club* and embrace each day as a partnered person. I have many hobbies that keep me occupied. My partnered and single friends feel the same way as I do. We have been burned by some people and made happy by others. Therefore we try to only partner with people we like and trust. It is an individual choice we have made to maybe have relationships and maybe not but we do not force our philosophy on anyone, male or female. Live and let live.
*okay honestly not so often
MGTOWMRA, why come and tell us how awesome you are? GO.
We’ve all been burned, but it’s really amazing how we’ve refrained from hating half the population.
@MGTOWMRA: Great! Go your own way! Stop trying to explain your sorry ass stories to people who don’t give a flying fuck! I don’t care about your bachelor mind or whatever the hell you’re calling it!
Here, let me introduce you to a nice troll named Skylar….you all can go out for a manly drink and manly commiseration with each other’s manly selves complaining about all the mean girls who don’t bow down to your manliness!
IDGI, are we supposed to be sad that this dude doesn’t want to date women? He doesn’t sound like he’d be much fun, so I’m not seeing why this is any great loss to women as a whole.