He blogs … just like a woman

Funny story: I’m pretty sure if I didn’t know of you from before the name-change, my imagine-people-as-their-avatar-or-name sense would have me imagining you as Cliff Richard. Whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing, I don’t know. O.O

As long as we’re making wild, unfounded, ridiculous assumptions about the blogmaster, I’m going to say that David’s a cat who’s finally mastered that dastardly keyboard. I mean, how else do you explain all the cat videos? (aside from the fact that, you know, they’re fun)

Cliff: Which is why it’s useful for me to post my “shit fuck damn” response to make it clear which kind of fail this is, so you don’t think I’m a Bad Person. 😉

(‘S something my brain doesn’t seem to be very good at, so I basically have a routine of kicking myself in the head until I get it right- same with pronouns.)

Or it could be someone sensible being silly and failing slightly- is that what Cliff suggested?

CATS LOG… what was the last thing I posted in CATS LOG…?

Ah yes. Probably…

WARPENIS

Wow, just wow.

Clinging to a male identity is kind of male privilege.

I think we’d all like to see Mr. Futrelle do more to check hir own privilege.

Here’s a hint: if someone identifies you as female, and you decide you identify as male, you’re oppressing your own feminine, and in essence oppressing ALL WOMEN, as though they didn’t exist.

It’s really just an advanced form of privilege denying that liberals like to use to keep women down while pretending to raise them up.

One day I hope Mr. Futrelle can recognize, women are human beings.

Aroo?

I’m pretty sure garvan’s shat all over threads here before

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in a long time.
So here’s a video, and you might really get a kick out of the zen.

Garvan is a MGHOW. David wrote about him a long time ago in The feminist chair drag of doom

Here was his quote (I censored the c word in his rant)

She knew exactly how annoying it was, and did it for the attention.

When a woman’s looks no longer get attention, she’ll annoy the fuck out of everyone to get it.

Don’t believe me? … Look to the Wal-Mart whales that make a public display of their lack of child rearing skills by having their child cry as they yell and belittle their kid in front of every other customer to see. Look to every “strong” feminist woman who’s every action is to annoy the “patriarchy” by growing underarm hair, and yelling about how oppression is everywhere.

An old lonely woman with only cats as friends will scrape that chair across that floor because of her attention starved natured, and when everyone looks up with a grimace due to her actions, inside a little part of her will be validated. She feels like she almost exists in this world once more.

Let the lonely c*nts suffer in their own prison. Had they went through the efforts of learning how to be a decent person when they were younger, they’d actually have friends and people who’d want to spend time with them. Instead they had to be a worthless annoying c*nt.

The reality is this: No one wants to be friends with a bitter person who blames their problems on others …

He also made some ridiculous trolly statements on a Bjork thread.

“comparing a nice guy to a sociopath is a slippery slope into comparing them to aspies”

…What?

Some people who are socially awkward have Asperger’s. (Some socially awkward people, like me, don’t.) It’s not an insult, any more than “you are excessively fond of pepperjack cheese!” is an insult. You shouldn’t *assume* people have Asperger’s.

Also I’m pretty sure that sociopath isn’t a thing anymore, I’m pretty sure the term is “diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder.”

When I see “cat’s log” I think “Captain’s Log, stardate something something something”.

/nerd derail

Also, LOLOLOLOL at the idea that mothers like getting attention by deliberately making their kids cry when they’re out shopping. That’s just… wow.

I know. I just love it when people glare at me when my kids cry in public. I love it so much, I end our trip out and go home until we can all have naps/snacks/whatever caused the tantrum. I almost wish people like garvan could spend a day taking care of small children so they’d know what it’s like, but I wouldn’t want small children to be subjected to that.

Wait, who said that it’s a slippery slope to comparing ‘sociopaths’, ‘nice guys’, and ‘aspies’? Can I avoid eye contact with them and be socially awkward in an angry manner? Maybe rant obsessively about SMT and MLP for a while, too?

(I was diagnosed with Asperger’s when I was 18. I don’t like it when people think of it as automatically bad, because its not. It’s a thing.It has bad bits and good bits.)

Also, I’m pretty sure that ‘lack of empathy’ isn’t apathy. Lack of empathy basically means you don’t care what your actions (or the actions of others, or random events) do to other people and that you don’t give a toss about hurting them… for example, someone who reduces a waitstaffer to tears because of a complaint about the food.

The first thing I thought when I read this: Aerosmith’s “Dude (Looks Like a Lady)”, but with “looks” replaced with “blogs”.

I thought it was a Bob Dylan reference.

@Pecunium

Then again, she’s got no love for the nice guys she pretends to be defending.

MRA’s have this odd relationship with the Nice Guy thing. On one hand, it’s a feminist thing, and one where people talk about preferring “alphas”, I guess, but it seems to get (mis)used as a “haha, feminist dudes turn into manginas and don’t even get any bitches for it”, as with Paul Elam linking to a pretty standard feminist article on the Nice Guy phenomenon re:Jay Smooth about a week ago.

So, really:
It’s good, because it proves women hate men
BUT
It’s bad, because it means women like the wrong type of men
BUT
It’s good, because it means manginas are manginas, LOL
BUT
it’s bad because Women Having Opinions

Also, did you mean to paste the same thing twice at the end of that post? I can’t quite make out what you mean in that last bit. I could just be slow.

FWIW, I am not actually a judgemental-looking cassowary, but I am spiritually attuned to cassowaries everywhere and think a few other posters here might be, not naming any names.