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“Twats wear heels in order to elongate the appearance of their legs,” and other insights from MGTOWforums.com

Woman oppressing man with evil lying makeup

Some things I learned on MGTOWforums today. (Each headline links to the comment’s source.)

NWOslave, is this you?

women gain a sexual satisfaction from lying. the bigger the lie, the greater the thrill.

Don’t fall for that old “lipstick” ploy. Her lips aren’t really that red!

EVERYTHING relating to female appearance in based on deception. Women put blush on their face and lipstick to suggest that they’re sexually aroused thereby causing men to get stupid and malleable in their presence. Twats wear heels in order to not only appear taller but also to elongate the appearance of their legs. They wear spanx to conceal their flab. They shoot botox into their face to appear to have that last vestige of fertility. They put hideous silicone filled sacs onto their chest to create a more alluring figure (although as any man who’s actually ever felt these knows it’s like playing with a skin wrapped basketball). They paint their nails to create the illusion they’re always clean. They shave and wax and pluck to show off as much bare skin as possible – to conceal the fact that they’re hairy beasts.

Marriage is a Ponzi scheme:

DO NOT fall for it when marriage legislation is once more made rational. It’s simply a trap to lure men back in, and when there’s enough suckers in the Ponzi scheme, those at the top will abscond with it all once more.

Hunting the mammoth prepared men to be CEOs, but women?

most women simply can’t hack it at that high of a professional level. Their minds and bodies are simply not designed for that. Not surprising given how nature has clearly designed them to bear and raise children.

Vaginas are doin’ it for themselves:

They are organized into cunt coalitions. we are fucked.

Too many women spoil the everything:

It has already been said in several posts in this thread but it bears repeating since it is the simple quintessential truth: Women. Ruin. Everything.

Ha, ha, you’ll get yours, pretty lady who some day won’t be so pretty:

Mother nature is the ultimate bitch to all aging females. Most women don’t have her slim body type(easier to trap a man), so what’s a girl to do? What’s the ‘moral of the story’ for the average LADY with ‘high’ expectations but not much to really give a man in return??? Easy, find a clueless blue pill sucker(who has never been to this site)….er husband material as soon as possible before your looks really start to take a dive. You ladies can call me an asshole all you want but I’m only speaking the truth.

Let’s spread some racism on this misogyny sandwich:

How about you get your expanding ass off your chair and go visit the ghettos where there are no men. Hey, at least they are ‘matriarchies’ where women are ‘free,’ boys grow up to be feral animals, and emotions run high without logic!

Also, I learned that the new go-to derogatory term for women is “ankle.” Why? Because, according to the Online Slang Dictionary, “[a]n ankle is two feet beneath a cunt.” Here’s an example of the term in use, courtesy of MGTOWforums:

Dealing with an ankle that don’t understand the phrase “Not my child not my problem, ‘ya ankle bitch”?

It pays to increase your word power!

EDITED TO ADD: If you have trouble visualizing the “twats wearing shoes” mentioned in the second quote, regular Man Boobz commenter Polliwog has helpfully provided this [NSFW] picture.

 

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Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

Apparently everyone who isn’t naked is “lying” about their appearance?

You deceiving bastard, I bet you want me to think you just naturally grew a shirt!

Joanna
12 years ago

Everyone knows makeup is an evil feminist ploy to trick men into thinking we’re attractive.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

It has already been said in several posts in this thread but it bears repeating since it is the simple quintessential truth: these men need to go the fuck away already.

BYE, GUYS!!! I don’t know about the rest of you, but I do not spend this much thought on things I profess to hate.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Twats wear… heels?

WHERE IS A HEEL EVEN GOING TO FIT ON MY VAGINA

ozymandias42
12 years ago

*shoe

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

“Twats wear heels in order to not only appear taller but also to elongate the appearance of their legs.”

Wait…that’s a problem now?

And re: ankles — first a hilarious yahoo answers question; second, Emilie Autumn’s The Art of Suicide (it’s mocking the Victorian obsession with Ophelia) —

Conveys a theatrical scene
“Alas, I’m gone!” she cried
Ankles displayed
Melodramatically laid

The sight of an ankle was a bit scandalous during the Victorian era in other words. So I’m just going to keep saying 2012 wants 1912 back.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I’m a woman and I don’t think about women to this degree.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Also, we need a “cunt coalition” t-shirt.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

They’ve almost approached the amount of time I spend thinking about how much I want to bang Loki.

karak86
karak86
12 years ago

So women who don’t shave are ugly manhating dirty feminazis who refuse to accept their lot in life as women, and who who do shave their legs are lying tricksy whores out to trap your dick.

So, in essence, you hate women. Just fucking admit it and stop creating pretend excuses about how they’re FORCING you to have them. You just hate women.

Joanna
12 years ago

@ozymandias: A threesome with Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch. *sigh*

LokiMonster
LokiMonster
12 years ago

No, my lips are not naturally fuchsia and my toenails aren’t naturally black. Thanks for pointing out what everyone around you already understands, Captain Obvious. Now WTF is the point again?

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

women gain a sexual satisfaction from lying. the bigger the lie, the greater the thrill.

I’m from Florida.

ohhhh

I don’t have any pets.

oooohhh my god

I have a degree in biology.

umf umf UMF

I’ve never been… oh baby… never been to… oh god… never been to the Milwaukee Art Museum!

OHHHHHHH WOWWWW OOHHHHHHH

that was good.

Polliwog
12 years ago

I adore the “deception” argument, since it appears to boil down to “men are so stupid that they are not aware that my toenails are not naturally purple and glittery.”

Me, I give men some credit and assume they are not staggeringly dumb and are capable of figuring out things like “She’s probably wearing nail polish because she wants her toenails to be purple and glittery” and not “Wait, you mean her toes don’t naturally produce glitter? That lying whore!” Likewise, I suspect most men are capable of figuring out things like “all humans are mammals, and barring medical conditions that prevent it, naturally grow hair, because it’d be fucking weird if women were an entirely separate non-mammalian species” and “people wearing high-heeled shoes would be shorter if they took off those shoes.” If you are genuinely deceived into thinking that a woman who shaves her legs does not naturally grow leg hair, it’s not because she’s trying to trick you. It’s because you’re a moron.

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

I’m a woman and I don’t think about women to this degree.

For serious. I generally just think about being a person. I don’t think “how would a woman get to South Station from here?”, or “what groceries does a woman need to buy today?” or “should a woman go to Trivia Night tomorrow?” Really not that big a part of the decision process on most things.

jrockford
jrockford
12 years ago

So what kind of clothes would one wear to not alter their appearance?

If they just wore long potato sacks, who knows what they could be concealing?

I mean, even most men’s t-shirts are designed it flatter the shoulders and arms, if they’re worn with a proper fit.

Surely naked can’t be the only way to go. That would be too arousing.

I was trying to be wittier here, but it’s the end of the work day.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Hey, as a person with a vagina, I don’t do any of that shit. My face is makeup-free, I never wear heels or spanx, I’ve never had plastic surgery, I don’t paint my nails anymore, and I have all my natural hair. Let’s see how much the MGTOW approve of me.

…Ah. Man-hating feminazi twat. I see.

blitzgal
12 years ago

If we do not conform to traditional expectations of beauty, we are ugly, mannish, dykes, man-haters, etc. If we do conform to traditional expectations of beauty, we are lying twats. The pattern for MRAs continues — women are wrong, no matter WHAT they do.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Ooooh, I get it! It’s all ev-psych BS!

“Women put blush on their face and lipstick to suggest that they’re sexually aroused thereby causing men to get stupid and malleable in their presence. Twats wear heels in order to not only appear taller but also to elongate the appearance of their legs.”

The whole “red lips = aroused” thing being a big deal? Ev-psych. Leg length being somehow vitally important? Ev-psych.

Women are consciously tricking men at a subconscious level and thus gaming ev-psych! OH NOES!!

(This comment contains excessive sarcasm, try not step in the drips, you might slip)

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
12 years ago

That guy has probably never been near a set of woman boobs, fake or otherwise. And he’s obviously pissed about it. What a pathetic loser.

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Everybody, I have a confession. My hair isn’t naturally short. When it grows past a certain length I… I cut it back! I’m sorry! *sobs*

Also whenever I paint my nails blacks it’s to trick people into thinking they’re really dirty.

Oh wait, I forgot that I’m not a woman, therefore my actions regarding my appearance are unimpeachable.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Joanna: Oh my. *blushes*

Sometimes it feels good to read these stupidity, it makes me feel I’m so very close of being the perfect woman (as mush as a slimy evil female can be perfect, of course) : I have no make up, no heels, no botox, clothes nobody would describe as ‘sexy’, all my natural body hair most of the time, and I don’t care much about marrying. I tell you, being lazy never felt as rewarding.

To state the obvious, these gentlemen really need a new hobby. How about pony? Puzzles? Walking outdoor? Origami? Gymnastic? All this steaming hatred can’t be good for them, without even talking about people around them.

Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

More whiny bitterness from the MGTOW crowd. Still gonna wear what I want. One day that will be make-up and heels, another like today will be t-shirt and sweats 😛

The fact of the matter is women existing is what pisses these losers off.

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