Happy Fathers’ Day, everyone! Our old friend JeremiahMRA/Things Are Bad is celebrating the day with, well, it looks like a suggestion that divorced men with kids who don’t like their visitation arrangements should murder their ex-wives. Naturally, he gets upvotes for this lovely sentiment from the Spearhead regulars:
And a happy Father’s Day to you too, Jeremiah.
Maybe it because I have been around nwo long enough but I don’t find that joke particularly funny. He is a disgusting pathetic man and joking all he needs is a hug (from us) frankly creeps me out.
Who says he does? Tom Martin is a good example of this, when he was here he kept spouting about all women being “whores” but in his documentary not a word about it. People like them know that other people will not receive their crap well so they keep quiet. Abusers also know when to keep their mouth shut’s to make their next victim trust them. People don’t always say what they truly think.
Otherwise, I have to assume much of the persona he assumes while posting here is fake ’cause it would render him dysfunctional in the real world. His boss would have a hard time telling him to do anything. NWO would shout “SLAVERY!” And the boss would be all, “Whaaaa?”
I don’t imagine any MRA dudes have the stones to say the stuff in the real world that they so bravely type online. The only one who walks the walk is Peter Andrew Nolan (c), which is why he’s gotten kicked out of about five countries so far.
NWO’s worldview is fairly consistent. All governments, plus especially the UN, are run by a vast evil conspiracy of black, brown, Muslim, and Jewish men who unfairly keep their WASPy male superiors down. Women side with the Evil Nonwhite Male Conspiracy because it gives us tons of free stuff and allows us to run around having orgasms by wearing clothes in public, whereas if white men were in charge they’d put a stop to those shenanigans and return women to their proper place as sex slaves. Also, fluoride shots and the National Association of Women Lawyers.
It’s “flouride.”
I really look forward to seeing all the rational, long-term goals the rest of the MRAs have for strengthening parental care laws for divorced fathers (though the evidence that they need strengthening is a bit fuzzy). Because surely if you believe women are nothing but subservient brood mares, or whores who shouldn’t have subsidized birth control, or feminist harpies who are ruining companies by wanting pregnancy leave from work– surely you would also believe they are the ‘natural’ parent in the case if a split. What, a he-man is supposed to change a diaper, like some dumb female, in between hunting dinosaurs?
Oh and no one on Manboobz needs to acknowledge how evil women can be. Pretty sure it’s in the fucking Bible and pretty much every religious text out there that women are the cause of the worlds ills (and tons of secular texts, too!)
I thought in NWO Land the chicken crossed the road to beat a woman in the street?
I thought in NWO Humor, the chicken crossed the road to beat a woman in the street?
No, no, no! The chicken is a rooster and it’s crossing the road to get away from all the squaking (heh) hens.
Nah, you all got it wrong. The chicken didn’t cross the road. It sat on the curb and cried ’til someone carried it across. And gave it money.
I’m curious if he even does, really. Has anyone here actually gotten a bill from Mr. Nolan? He goes on and on in everything he writes about his (completely bogus) copyrught on his name, and the millions of dollars in gold you owe him if you use it, but does he actually try to follow through on it, or is it just a cheap intimidation tactic?
@Jumbofish
“Who says he does? Tom Martin is a good example of this, when he was here he kept spouting about all women being “whores” but in his documentary not a word about it. People like them know that other people will not receive their crap well so they keep quiet. Abusers also know when to keep their mouth shut’s to make their next victim trust them. People don’t always say what they truly think.”
Oh, I don’t think he actually says any of those things in in public. I was implying he’s a coward….among other things. And yes, I’ve met conservatives who think like him, and I patronize them too.
Oh okay sorry I thought you were just being ignorant. I kinda live in a conservative area so its kinda hard to avoid people with similar ideas to him (though usually not as extreme).
Yeah, the post was pure sarcasm. Cheers.
Internet stranger hugs for DarkSideCat and LBT.
In my experience, the parenting plan forms I fill out at the office for our clients have a list of holidays. The parents are supposed to indicate how they’re splitting the holidays in even and odd years, between mother and father. There’s always a listing for Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, but the most hotly contested days are birthdays and Christmas. Folks end up having to hand over their kids at 6:00 on Christmas Eve, for instance.
The important thing to remember (and the thing that the Udder Fondler General probably won’t remember at all) is that both parents get to propose a parenting plan, and the judge makes a ruling about the best plan, in his or her judgment, which could be something the judge comes up with on hir own.
So every time these assholes whinge on about “stole my babies!!” it’s most likely a whole bunch of sour-grapes, butt-hurt, whiny-ass-titty-baby self-pity (barring those few occasions where the mother does unfairly cut the father off).
It took me a second, but then I laughed really hard.
Also we don’t know exactly how functional NWO is. He claims he has his own apartment and a job at a milk-bottling plant which involves some sort of cable repair and also he has to fly around a lot to different factories. However, there have been times where he was on this site continually for nearly 24 hours (which makes him having a regular job seem suspicious), and he lies a lot, so who knows? It’s possible that his paranoia is actually affecting his daily life.
NWO has gotten banned from several other websites (not just MRA and feminist ones) for posting his weird rants and he regularly comments on news articles, etc. If he’s a fake persona then I think whoever controls him is just as weird as the persona is, because that is a lot of dedication and effort to put into pretending to be a crackpot online.
I’m curious if he even does, really. Has anyone here actually gotten a bill from Mr. Nolan? He goes on and on in everything he writes about his (completely bogus) copyrught on his name, and the millions of dollars in gold you owe him if you use it, but does he actually try to follow through on it, or is it just a cheap intimidation tactic?
He’s filmed himself in court (because he thinks he comes off really well standing up to the oppressive PAN-hating government) and, yes, he does talk like that, up to and including telling people he’s fining them various random amounts of gold. No idea if he actually sends them a bill.
And yes, of course it’s just an intimidation tactic…at least until he conquers the Earth, re-establishes the gold standard worldwide, and organizes an army of repo men to collect on his vast imaginary debts.
Looks like the Spreadhead has had another call to bloodshed. Whatever Rmaxd wrote was deleted, but responses from other MRAs wasn’t.
NWO is the very image of an udder fondler general.
He’s information matriarchal, statistical, and flouridal
He knows the queens of feminism, and he quotes the fights homosexual,
From Lingerie to Illuminati, in order categorical
[takes breath]
He’s very well acquainted, too, with matters Communistical
He understands equations, both traditional and New Math-ical
About Hillary Clinton he’s teeming with a lot o’ news
With many cheerful facts about the plight of those falsely accused
With many cheerful facts about the plight of those falsely accused
With many cheerful facts about the plight of those falsely accused
With many cheerful facts about the plight of those falsely accucucused
[cloudiah apologizes for this offense against Gilbert & Sullivan]
@Cloudiah — Oh good. I thought “Teat Fondler General” had a better rhythm, but implied that owly groped women, and I went with Udder Fondler General because I felt it was less ambiguous and/or explosive.
I see it was a good choice because now I’m LOLing as hard as I can at your filk.
Completely off-topic, but I just saw an ad on YouTube for a Playboy body spray that seemed to encourage men to get women onto elevators and then stop the car with the emergency stop button. That seems like a real good way to set off someone’s alarms, trying to trap them in a space with you. Not that Playboy is the acme of thoughtfulness or anything.
Off to do art.
Cloudiah – That… was incredible. You win.
*slow clap*