Sorry I haven’t been around much in the last couple of days. Sometimes I just need to clear my head of all this manosphere nonsense. Regular posts will resume shortly. In the meantime, some pictures to amuse you, and a new video from Azealia Banks.
We Hunted The MammothBucking the Backlash
If you use a cat to mop the floor, does that mean you’ve invented a self-cleaning mop?
Also, I tried to get a picture of a hilarious chicken for off-topic Friday (I know it’s not Friday anymore, shhhhh :P), but it didn’t want to play and went hiding in a bunch of nettles.
Basically, I have some bantam chickens (and a bunch of normal sized ones) that look like they’re from the 60s or 70s, where they’re either wearing flared trousers or they have funky hairstyles.
I shall try again other time!
There’s this small group of Japanese inventors who always hold contests to try and come up with the most bizarre inventions…and anyway, one time they devised these little wet-napkin slippers you could put on your cat’s feet so it cleaned up dirt while it walked around.
Sultans? Silkies? Polish?
I miss keeping chickens (And I miss the eggs too…. that’s me, exploiting women).
There’s this small group of Japanese inventors who always hold contests to try and come up with the most bizarre inventions…and anyway, one time they devised these little wet-napkin slippers you could put on your cat’s feet so it cleaned up dirt while it walked around.
You can buy some of that style as slippers, kids like them in the store, I don’t know how well they work at home.
At least one of them (out of about 4 or 5 overall) is a Silkie, the one with the funky hairstyle (there’s some good pictures of Silkies on Wikipedia actually). I forget what the other bantams are, breed-wise. Then we also have like 40 regular sized chickens, all various breeds.
Keeping chickens is awesome, they pretty much pay for themselves if you get people coming in to buy the eggs, plus you never have to buy eggs from a shop. 😀
@Dvärghundspossen
“I just thought that might interest some of you, since we debated whether to prohibit sexualized drawings of children.”
Sexualized drawings of children? Women are running the show in the modern matriarchal family, and they delight in dressing up little girls to look like animals in heat. As the little girls grow up they delight in acting like animals in heat.
Under the old patriarchal family a man would never allow his daughter to tromp about like a whore in heat. Of course that smacks of icky Christian morals. Patriarchy is simply a family unit, not the all encompassing bastardized theory of feminism where men and their backward ways are demons, and women and their progressive ways are angels.
The patriarchal family was a man, woman and children as a well behaved loving unit. The matriarchal family is a woman and her children, the man is seperate and can be disposed of at any time. Words like primary caretaker denote a woman. Documents like childrens passports denote woman as mother, while a man is denoted as other.
If a man in a modern family, an other we’ll call him, dares to disipline the mothers daughter for dressing and acting like an animal in heat, the mother will have the other removed. The other will be accused of controlling the mothers daughters sexuality. The other is bad.
Women hypersexualize themselves and their daughters. Men simply see what women present themselves as. In a patriarchal family, men had authority and would forbid these destructive actions. In a matriarchal family, men are seperate and have no authority.
Has anyone been following the horrifying and violent backlash against Anita Sarkeesian and her most recent project ‘Tropes vs. Women in Video Games?’
If ever there was a perfect example of misogyny, rape culture, and male privilege, it’s this.
http://www.feministfrequency.com/2012/06/harassment-misogyny-and-silencing-on-youtube/
http://www.feministfrequency.com/2012/06/harassment-and-misogyny-via-wikipedia/
All because a feminist wants to discuss the problematic way women characters are treated in video games.
Funny dog. The cat mop is cute too.
@Lady Zombie:
Yeah, I read that long list of Youtube comments she received. Even for Youtube, those comments are pretty ugly.
@Snowy and Cloudiah: 🙂
Lady Zombie: That shit is so depressing, although in the “you have to laugh or else you’ll cry” category, I do find it amusing seeing the Youtube comments bounce between “How dare you say people in these comments are trolls! You just refuse to think about our thoughtful insights!” and “tits or back in the kitchen, cunt.”
Owly, don’t you ever tire of lying?
http://travel.state.gov/passport/get/minors/minors_834.html
Spaces for identifying father, mother, or guardian. Took me 30 seconds to find that.
Also, Toddlers and Tiaras does not resemble the lives of any family I have ever known.
@Cloudiah: Every lie he tells makes his hair grow longer and refreshes his strenght!
I do find the promos for Tiaras and Toddlers to be absolutely vomit inducing, and I want to smack all the family doing it–that said, i would be real money that the people offering the families money are MOSTLY MEN and the program is all about grooming girls to the ultimate patriarchal goody for MEN.
In local parades in the small Texas town where I live, there is a lineup of beauty queens down to “Miss Toddler X” — yeah, Texas is all about beauty queens and cheerleaders.
he really doesnt.
Hit button too soon:
I would challenge anybody to prove Texas is a matriarchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cloudiah wrote: “Owly, don’t you ever tire of lying?”
I really don’t understand why someone lies like that.
My brother-in-law is a lot like nwoslave. He lies for no good reason, not white lies to protect people’s feelings or big lies to cover his butt. Just lies about nearly everything. Then when it’s obvious it’s a lie and you think he understands it’s a lie, the next conversation you have with him, it’s the same darned bunch of lies. It’s as if there’s no memory there at all.
At least in my b-in-l’s case, we excuse it by assuming the recent death of my sister and his long history of drug abuse have scrambled his brain, but I don’t know what nwoslave’s problem is. And I’ve long since lost what little sympathy I had for nwoslave. At this point, I’d be happy to see Dave ban him.
Such lies, and so close to Father’s Day too, milkslave!
As you can see from the video below, fathers are totally valued, loved, and appreciated. Sometimes they even get prizes!
Somebody cast pulinpa* on NWOSlave, didn’t they?
*SMT – status effect spell, confuses one foe.
For the millionth time, I’m going to need a diagram of what makes a woman look like she’s not an animal in heat.
…Apparently diapers and onesies would not be on this diagram.
…Oh god.
My outfit today: Cargo pants, soccer jersey, Birkenstocks.
Animal in heat???
@wisteria
my sister is the same way. in her case it’s a symptom of borderline personality disorder.
it’s not that she’s lying (well, technically she is lying) but that once she tells the lie the first time, it becomes true to her. this led to her wasting a year of her life in drug treatment programs because she concocted a long history of drug abuse rather than accept the actual reasons we had to hospitalize her (she was unpredictably violent and incredibly strong, making her a danger to herself and the rest of the family)
Cliff, we can still see your toes. Is your hair covered? Probably not. Verdict: Animal in heat!
OK, “dressing like animals in heat” was funny the first time, but it’s getting old. Can’t we get him talking about the Spanish alphabet again?
Wait a sec, when my dog was in heat before she got fixed, we had to put a diaper on her. So toddlers do dress like animals in heat!
I fucking WISH Texas was a matriarchy. That would be a damn improvement.
All the animals in heat I’ve seen were naked. Actually I see little change in cats’ clothing when they get in heat. Has NWO ever had or seen a pet?