Here’s an utterly charming response to internet trolls – in song and dance! Thanks, Clever Pie and Isabel Fay! And thanks, Jill Filipovic of Feministe, for passing on the link.
Unlike the videos from Armageddon1115 I posted earlier today, this one is really worth watching.
You can find the full lyrics on YouTube; here are some of my favorite bits:
Well hello friend Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip!
Most people say you’re cruel and spiteful,
But you’re right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick. …
Some might say you are a…
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger. …
I’m really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would
We are like “that”; I really get you
You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total “cnut”.
You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer”
But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.
Pure joy.
And let me offer my own personal thanks to all the Man Boobz haters! Hey, “guy who posts on The Spearhead and elsewhere as Nugganu,” every time you tell me you hope I “get … anally raped one day. for real, yeah,” in comments from this IP address, and this one, it gives me yet more reason to continue on, mocking and exposing you complete douchewaffles.
LOL. OMG, great video! Thanks David.
Yeah, because the appropriate response to someone you disagree with is to hope they get raped. What a scumbag.
Lordy, this video actually made my day. Thank you for for posting.
Wonderful video. Now which of our regular trolls will be the first to pop up saying the singer is a stupid bitch who needs to die?
Milkboy, Antsy, and Clueless n’ Nameless are hte only three remotely regular trolls at this point, I imagine, so my money’s on Milkboy.
I vote for Buttman if we’re talking about hit-and-run.
This is the best troll smackdown I’ve ever seen, and I would like to buy Ms Fay many, many drinks. The wanking gibbon cartoon was particularly perfect.
To comment on the singer would require paying attention to the OP, and not just wandering and copypasting something irrelevant, so my vote is none of ’em.
This video is great. Not only does it make fun of all the douchebags stinking up the Internet, but it also has a catchy tune.
This is awesome! I couldn’t stop laughing at the gibbon.. It fits the trolls so perfectly.
Also, “Buttman” sounds like a really bad superhero (i’m expecting someone’s already made that joke, but hey).
I am so going to use that song in the future
Heh, “douchewaffle”.
the gibbon, oh god, the gibbon
“so my money’s on Milkboy” — seconded, though I doubt he’ll manage to be perfectly ironic and instead just be perfectly nonsensical, but he’ll probably do a drive by trolling, the post obviously contains a video with women in it, not even he could miss that.
This is great. I may have to steal it. 🙂
Sounds like an obscure Belgian branch of the SS.
Popped collars on their uniforms, bermuda shorts, aviator sunglasses and slicked-back hair. You’d see them driving around in a lowered Volkswagon Thing with neon ground lights making duck-faces at the Allies.
How is it that I could post this in comments and Jill could send you the link at the same time?
Sigh. For once I thought I was the cool kid 🙁
The spurt of semen at the end was a nice touch. It isn’t often that I get to say that, but it’s true!
Wow that was brilliant !! Need to take in more good stuff like this and not get down through my masochistic reading of the spearhead or daily mail. Scuse bad grammar- on my phone. One commentator on spearhead currently backing forced marriage which has been outlawed in the uk. Unbelievable – so thanks for the good humour
It’s official.
The Internets? They have been won.
Congratulations, Ms. Fay.
Ooh! Ooooh! Just before 3:00 — it’s Rickey!
“My name’s Mickey!” XD
I’ve never smiled nearly so much after having to look at other people’s hate mail! THANKS INTERNET!
OT, except in the sense that they are consistently troll-like in their behavior: Paul E. and his fanboys have a bit of a problem with respecting people’s chosen pronouns. This in a post by Phil in Utah attacking Ozy.
TW for transphobia & homophobia wrapped into a big hate-burrito, and for general douchebaggery…
LOVE this!!!