It’s time for another mixed-metaphor MANPOCALYPSE over on MGTOWforums.com! This time the Nostradamus Going His Own Way is a fellow calling himself Swetnam. Here are his dire predictions:
I like to talk of men’s rights as a tsunami crashing against the shore..but men’s rights are just the cresting wave. Just behind that are a vast array of other things generated by the cultural earthquake that hit the western world in the late half of the twentieth century.
Huh. So everything since the 1950s sucks? No television, no internet, no video games, no microwaved Hot Pockets? Do you really want to go back to listening to Glenn Miller and Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters? (Actually, the Andrews Sisters sort of kick ass, but never mind.)
If I may coin another metaphor…the anglosphere is like a coiled spring. That spring is coiling ever more tightly, and someday it’s going to break. When it does, all hell will break loose. It wont be pretty. In fact, I think there is going to be terrible violence ahead, as decades of suppressed anger and frustration finally break free. Blood and Iron. And some of us now will be around to see it. What will emerge from the other side? I honestly cannot say I know.
Ah, he’s dancing that old dance, the dance called “you ladies better shut up or angry dudes will beat the shit out of you. Oh, but not me. I’m not threatening anything. I’m just predicting. I don’t not-so-secretly relish these violent fantasies.”
Speaking of dancing:
I have a good somali friend. He used to say to me that his worst nightmare would be the day that white men learn to dance. I asked him why? He said that if white men are learning to dance, that means they cannot find other ways to attract women or show status. if that happens, then white males will become the new gangsters, but vastly more numerous, organised and with an institutional memory of happier times. They will look at the people who now stand above them, and see them in alliance with the people who once stood below them but are now equal to them, and hate them both with a rage that can scarcely be imagined. And they will act on that rage.
I can’t say i disagree.
Of course you can’t.
Elsewhere in the same thread, Womanhater offered some equally dire “predictions,” with a side order of blatant racism.
In my opinion, the veneer of mystery and respect that once adorned womanhood is gone forever. Some men will engage with them long enough to fuck them. Some men may find a tolerable one or two of them to procreate with – on his terms when the laws are changes (and they will eventually be changed). Many men will simply not see any point to it.
But I am speaking of the generations of men who have yet to date or perhaps to even have been born.
Those of us in the 15-45 age bracket who’ve had to grow up and endure the bullshit of the past 2 or 3 generations of twats will either ghost or pump n’ dump. Only those men born after the gender war is concluded will even consider something more.
The women aged 35 and up are irrelevant since they’re past the biological point of no return anyway.
Well, hey, at least Womanhater grants women ten more years of non-irrelevance than does W.F. Price on The Spearhead.
Those 35 and under will likely be the ones who will bear the brunt of what I’ll call the Male Awakening. They’re most likely to end up single and childless in mind numbing drone jobs.
Those women under the age of 20 who actually pay attention and see how this lifestyle will leave them a few decades down the line however, they’re the ones who have a chance at some form of successful relationship and children, but a LOT will have to change between now and then.
Translation: You ladies better date me OR ELSE!
Most likely, truth be told, the West and its founding race will simply die off due to the advanced stage of the feminist cancer. Who and what replaces it I guess will be unveiled as the decades pass.
“Its founding RACE!?” Did we just take a detour into Klanland?
Oh, but there’s more. Legacy – possibly a Brony? — offers this awkward metaphor:
Like air, society doesn’t notice male slavery until the workhorses start missing from the stables.
TheManWithThePlan offers this sort-of plan:
If by swing the pendulum violently back you mean men having their own gender roles revolution (which could very likely fuck women over big time without taking away any of their rights), then yes that’s probably going to happen. I don’t see anyone “forgiving” people for the BS that’s been happening. Hell half of men out there have been fucked over by their wives, I doubt they’ll just say “it’s okay women 100+ years ago had it bad as well, so I deserved it” and move on.
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and these guys can’t wait.
EDITED TO ADD: The fellows at MGTOWforums have offered a rebuttal, of sorts, to this post.
LOL @ cloudiah
Of course, if you had driven, you would have killed several pedestrians, because every time a woman gets behind the wheel, people DIE.
It’s funny, edgy and enjoyable to ridicule bitter, sensitive crows every chance you get. Firecrackers revel in this particular form of candle so much so you’d think they’re getting baskets to do it. Oh that’s right, all those tricky air fresheners are getting beards to spew hatred. Everyone here enjoys it so much, they do it for spanokopita.
[ADJECTIVE. VERB. PLURAL NOUN.]
IRIDESCENT. BUNGEE-JUMPING. CARWASHES.
ps yr mad libs, they cracketh me up..
It’s funny, edgy and enjoyable to ridicule purple, fuzzy marmosets every chance you get. Baboons revel in this particular form of beverage so much so you’d think they’re getting post-its to do it. Oh that’s right, all those blue blankets are getting rats to spew hatred. Everyone here enjoys it so much, they do it for boxes.
(excepting the marmosets and baboons, that’s a random list of things within eye shot…my stuffed rats make a surprisingly amount of sense XD )
Now, filtered through the Spearhead, PUA sites, and AVfM:
It’s funny, edgy and enjoyable to ridicule childish, pathological manginas every chance you get. Feminazis revel in this particular form of tingling so much so you’d think they’re getting child support to do it. Oh that’s right, all those sexual hyperagents are getting gender-neutral bathrooms to spew hatred. Everyone here enjoys it so much, they do it for alimony.
It’s funny, edgy and enjoyable to ridicule hypergamous, superficial cunts every chance you get. Slits revel in this particular form of GAME so much so you’d think they’re getting government subsidies to do it. Oh that’s right, all those emasculating femwhores are getting rides on the cock carousel to spew hatred. Everyone here enjoys it so much, they do it for gina tingles.
I’m too lazy to check if there’s a more appropriate active thread to post this on. Allow me to present Kitty vs Bunny. [Spoiler alert: Bunny wins and ginger kitty retreats under couch.] [No wait, cuteness wins.]
@Fembot & cloudiah-
Sadly, those both look like actual rants from those sites…..=_= *sighs and lowers head in disgust*
@Nanasha
I know 🙁
I hope some random MRA doesn’t see them and think we’re serious. They don’t have the best reading comprehension skills, after all.
I guess I just can’t fathom why “some people don’t want to fuck you”= RAGE FILLED SERMON OF HATRED AND DEATH for these people.
Seriously. I understand that a large percentage of the population doesn’t want to bone me or hang out with me and watch anime. I *get* that, and I don’t wish slavery and genocide upon those people.
I can’t understand someone who is so wrapped up in their own stinted entitlement that they think that anyone who doesn’t automatically worship their PEEN and everything that goes with it should simply be done away with.
Tomorrow I go in for a level 2 ultrasound for this pregnancy. They will probably be able to determine the sex of the baby but I’m kind of like “whatever- can you tell me if my kid is going to have racist leanings? How about misogyny levels- can you tell me that so I’ll know to intervene at an early age?”
To me, the gender/sex of my baby is irrelevant. I’m going to love this litter person and want to protect them no matter what.
I guess I just want to know what kinds of thoughts and beliefs that child would be prone to having so that I could help them build the tools to make the best, most educated and empirical decisions.
*little- I don’t know how the hell the computer autocorrected that one for me.
@Nanasha
Congratulations! That is so exciting. We are trying to conceive right now. I don’t think your baby will turn out to be a misogynist. I think that is mostly learned behavior. Although I do think some MRAs are sociopaths, and the rage comes from an inability to control others. They see other people as tools to be used for their own pleasure, and when they don’t cooperate = rage. Scary scary. I had a student who was a sociopath and he made my life hell for a year.
I wish these men going their own way would just fucking go already.
@ Kyrie: “Question: how many men become fathers after 40, compared to women. … I never saw the figure, but my guess would be that it’s not that different. Most babies aren’t born of a 18 yo mother and a 50 yo father.”
I think so too. Sure, there will be more old fathers than old mothers since SOME men have kids with somebody younger, but it’s not all that common.
My brother-in-law is 46 and is about to have a baby with my 30-year-old sister whom he’s been married with for some years now. Before they became a couple, he had sort of resigned himself to the idea that he would never have children. Like most normal people he mainly hung out with people his own age, so he just assumed that if he ever met Miss Right she’d be at an age where concieving is difficult. Then he met my sister through his job and they ended up a couple, got married, and now he’ll be a father after all.
When people hear about this many are so surprised, since it’s simply never struck them that men could have something similar to the biological clock ticking away…
@ Fembot and Ponkz: A friend of mine used to have a girlfriend who actually was a bit like the MRA picture of a feminist (talked a lot about how men oppresses women, but was really a misandrist). We tried to convince him to break up with her since she was mentally abusing him even if she wasn’t actually hitting him, but he couldn’t see how bad she was, he’d just blame himself for every conflict. Eventually SHE broke up with HIM. And some time after the break-up I finally managed to make him see how bad she’d been to him by making him imagine that he’d meet a couple where the BOYFRIEND treated his GIRLFRIEND just the way his girlfriend had treated him – and then he finally saw that yeah, she’d been pretty bad to him.
Apparently she’d been with a guy who beat her up badly on a regular basis before she started dating my friend, and I guess that explains a lot, although it doesn’t EXCUSE her behaviour.
I guess what the MRA-community imagines the dance revolution is going to be is pretty close to the Axe Gang’s dance number in Kungfu Hustler.
Fuck I hope these turds just have a really slow and painful death
When exactly was this golden time when those things did not happen? There have always been “some men” who only hang around long enough to get laid. And there have always been “some men” who have children with multiple women and then scamper off to leave all of them to fend for themselves. These things have happened since the dawn of humanity. (There have also always been “some women” who cheat and “some women” who use men, as well. This just in — some people are not very nice.)
The OP do not represent all white men. We’re specifically mocking these couple of douches. Catch up.
Commentariat!
I give you…
DANCE-FIGHTING!
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@Kakanian: That would be AWESOME!
Argenti Aertheri
I am pretty sure that this is what’s happening: He doesn’t read what we say before he posts, nor does he read Dave’s original blog entry, and his longer posts are almost all copypasta anyway.
Sandra:
Come on, feminism’s better than that.
I can’t believe I read the *whole thread* about white men dancing and didn’t remember this video. Okay, granted, Matt isn’t the most talented dancer, but he sure as heck makes me cry. And some of the people he dances with are awesome.
http://youtu.be/zlfKdbWwruY
I just want to compliment Cloudiah on the epic d’awws they served up. *sparkly squee*
[/not relevant, but you got me looking for cute videos on Youtube.]
I approve of men dancing. Especially pretty men in feminine clothing. m/
Well, nwoslave said we were making fun of straight white men. I’ve got to do my part, keep up my side of the bargain!
Sometimes, especially early in the morning, I’m pretty funny-looking. Hair sticking everywhere, staggering. It’s ridiculous.
Oh, oh, the other day, I did a really dumb thing during a sporting event, and I got hurt, and I’m still limping! Ha!
…I got nothing else. But, you know, as a responsible member of the site, I’ll do my best to find appropriate opportunities to mock that (mostly) white (mostly) straight dude I see in the mirror.
Now that I’m officially an oceanographer I can offer my professional opinion that dwarf puffer fish are ADORBZ