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It’s a Tsunami! It’s a Coiled Spring! It’s a Mixed Metaphor MGTOW MANPOCALYPSE!

The Apocalypse: Zombies Going Their Own Way

It’s time for another mixed-metaphor MANPOCALYPSE over on MGTOWforums.com! This time the Nostradamus Going His Own Way is a fellow calling himself Swetnam. Here are his dire predictions:

I like to talk of men’s rights as a tsunami crashing against the shore..but men’s rights are just the cresting wave. Just behind that are a vast array of other things generated by the cultural earthquake that hit the western world in the late half of the twentieth century.

Huh. So everything since the 1950s sucks? No television, no internet, no video games, no microwaved Hot Pockets? Do you really want to go back to listening to Glenn Miller and Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters? (Actually, the Andrews Sisters sort of kick ass, but never mind.)

If I may coin another metaphor…the anglosphere is like a coiled spring. That spring is coiling ever more tightly, and someday it’s going to break. When it does, all hell will break loose. It wont be pretty. In fact, I think there is going to be terrible violence ahead, as decades of suppressed anger and frustration finally break free. Blood and Iron. And some of us now will be around to see it. What will emerge from the other side? I honestly cannot say I know.

Ah, he’s dancing that old dance, the dance called “you ladies better shut up or angry dudes will beat the shit out of you. Oh, but not me. I’m not threatening anything. I’m just predicting.  I don’t not-so-secretly relish these violent fantasies.”

Speaking of dancing:

I have a good somali friend. He used to say to me that his worst nightmare would be the day that white men learn to dance. I asked him why? He said that if white men are learning to dance, that means they cannot find other ways to attract women or show status. if that happens, then white males will become the new gangsters, but vastly more numerous, organised and with an institutional memory of happier times. They will look at the people who now stand above them, and see them in alliance with the people who once stood below them but are now equal to them, and hate them both with a rage that can scarcely be imagined. And they will act on that rage.

I can’t say i disagree.

Of course you can’t.

Elsewhere in the same thread, Womanhater offered some equally dire “predictions,” with a side order of blatant racism.

In my opinion, the veneer of mystery and respect that once adorned womanhood is gone forever. Some men will engage with them long enough to fuck them. Some men may find a tolerable one or two of them to procreate with – on his terms when the laws are changes (and they will eventually be changed). Many men will simply not see any point to it.

But I am speaking of the generations of men who have yet to date or perhaps to even have been born.

Those of us in the 15-45 age bracket who’ve had to grow up and endure the bullshit of the past 2 or 3 generations of twats will either ghost or pump n’ dump. Only those men born after the gender war is concluded will even consider something more.

The women aged 35 and up are irrelevant since they’re past the biological point of no return anyway.

Well, hey, at least Womanhater grants women ten more years of non-irrelevance than does W.F. Price on The Spearhead.

Those 35 and under will likely be the ones who will bear the brunt of what I’ll call the Male Awakening. They’re most likely to end up single and childless in mind numbing drone jobs.

Those women under the age of 20 who actually pay attention and see how this lifestyle will leave them a few decades down the line however, they’re the ones who have a chance at some form of successful relationship and children, but a LOT will have to change between now and then.

Translation: You ladies better date me OR ELSE!

Most likely, truth be told, the West and its founding race will simply die off due to the advanced stage of the feminist cancer. Who and what replaces it I guess will be unveiled as the decades pass.

“Its founding RACE!?” Did we just take a detour into Klanland?

Oh, but there’s more. Legacy – possibly a Brony? — offers this awkward metaphor:

Like air, society doesn’t notice male slavery until the workhorses start missing from the stables.

TheManWithThePlan offers this sort-of plan:

If by swing the pendulum violently back you mean men having their own gender roles revolution (which could very likely fuck women over big time without taking away any of their rights), then yes that’s probably going to happen. I don’t see anyone “forgiving” people for the BS that’s been happening. Hell half of men out there have been fucked over by their wives, I doubt they’ll just say “it’s okay women 100+ years ago had it bad as well, so I deserved it” and move on.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and these guys can’t wait.

EDITED TO ADD: The fellows at MGTOWforums have offered a rebuttal, of sorts, to this post.

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hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

They still haven’t gotten that part of MGTOW is GOING AWAY, have they?

GingerSnaps
GingerSnaps
12 years ago

the veneer of mystery and respect that once adorned womanhood is gone

…and also never existed? What the hell kind of veneer is he talking about?

Also: predictions for the age of REAL MEN, when the betas rise up and crush the Alpha Mangina White Knights and Omegas and wimminz, are stupid, for obvious reasons.

Too stupid to mock 🙁

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
12 years ago

Like air, society doesn’t notice male slavery until the workhorses start missing from the stables.

He’s got me there. I never notice a lack of air until there are no horses in my stable.

ragefromthebasement
12 years ago

I turn 35 next year, so does that mean I’ll be left alone when the manpocalypse comes?

I love how they predict men will just turn on women one day. So father’s will stop protecting their daughters? Men will ditch their wives and girlfriends and mothers? It’s like they just forget that most men in the world love the women in their lives, and they’re going to protect them if some MRA ever comes for them. They are totally out of touch with reality.

And I don’t mean to sound like some delicate flower here, but if you think you’re going to come in our house to fuck with me, rape me, etc. My husband will kill you.

Stupid silly MRAs. I think they just like to fantasize about this shit when they jerk off.

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

if white men are learning to dance, that means they cannot find other ways to attract women or show status.

If white men are learning to plant a garden, that means they cannot find other ways to attract women or show status.

If white men are learning to paraglide, that means they cannot find other ways to attract women or show status.

If white men are learning to hem a shirt, that means they cannot find other ways to attract women or show status.

I could do this all day and make about the same amount of sense.

Lauren
12 years ago

I never get sick of reading these insane rants. They’re absolute madness.

Fembot
Fembot
12 years ago

This is for hellkell.

I think I posted this before but it fits this post perfectly.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3phhr1/

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

Learning to dance leads to….joining a gang?

Apparently life is now West Side Story.

Sharculese
Sharculese
12 years ago

aren’t white men the old gangsters. and for that matter, the current gangsters too?

Sharculese
Sharculese
12 years ago

so wait, are they going their own way or are they sitting around planning massacres. they can’t have it both ways.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

which could very likely fuck women over big time without taking away any of their rights

Of course he doesn’t go into any details of how they plan to “fuck women over big time” without taking away our rights. It’s not like a mob of angry men killing random women in a tsunami o’ rage infringes upon women’s rights.

Amnesia
Amnesia
12 years ago

Nothing says oncoming doom like a coiled spring ready to spring forth. The manosphere is like a slinky coming down the stairs…

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
12 years ago

aren’t white men the old gangsters. and for that matter, the current gangsters too?

That’s unhinged racist class warfare talk!

Everyone knows that upper middle-class white men (preferably in suits, buying commodity derivatives) are the *productive class* and everybody else is a parasite. THAT’s ‘race realism’. Your liberal screed is the *real* racism.

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
12 years ago

Those of us in the 15-45 age bracket who’ve had to grow up and endure the bullshit of the past 2 or 3 generations of twats will either ghost or pump n’ dump.

Guys?

Guys, I get to be a counterexample!

… You’re not keen enough on maths to be as excited by that as I am, are you?

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

So… no white man can dance? At all?

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Question: how many men become fathers after 40, compared to women. … I never saw the figure, but my guess would be that it’s not that different. Most babies aren’t born of a 18 yo mother and a 50 yo father.

Amused
12 years ago

Kyrie;

So… no white man can dance? At all?

Well, have you seen Roy Den Hollander dance hip hop? It’s … interesting.

pillowinhell
12 years ago

If men go back to the old gender roles, that will screw women over?

I think these guys need to read more history and understand that men used to do many things now considered womanly. Also, there are plenty of men who still live by “traditional” gender roles in some form or another. Women are still doing okay.

Oh wait, its a gender role revolution….um so what do these guys think they’ll be doing then?

ostara321
ostara321
12 years ago

So… no white man can dance? At all?

Nope. Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire NEVER existed. Matthew Morrison is also a fabrication. Either that or their existence signals of our impending doom. The MGTOW zombie apocalypse screed isn’t clear enough.

katz
12 years ago

Apparently life is now West Side Story.

Good to know. If an MRA approaches me, snapping his fingers in a threatening manner, I’ll be prepared.

ShadetheDruid
ShadetheDruid
12 years ago

Wait, so.. they’re a spring coiling ever more tightly until it.. breaks? So the MRM is just going to get more and more angry until they, what, collapse? Or am I being silly here and thinking springs, you know, spring.. rather than break? o.O

Also, when can we have our space stables with our space workhorses? Bonus points if they have fishbowl space helmets and no spacesuits. (That’s seriously the imagery I got from that air/horse/stables thing. Maybe i’m thinking too hard about this).

Fembot
Fembot
12 years ago

“I think these guys need to read more history and understand that men used to do many things now considered womanly.”

Men invented high heels, for men to wear. Also wigs and makeup, and lacy frilly clothing.

This used to be the epitome of maleness:

http://www.costumes.org/history/uafcollection/shoehist/Mvc-014f.jpg

Polliwog
Polliwog
12 years ago

So… no white man can dance? At all?

Exactly! And if they do dance, they become violent gangsters. Most people don’t know it, but after every number he did with Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire would have to go out and murder some women, because he simply could not contain his Hulk-like dance-fueled RAAAAAAAGE.

Amused
12 years ago

I take it, this guy has never heard of classical ballet.

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
12 years ago

Male slavery??? LOLOLOLOL

Men’s rights is a tsunami? Then how come I never hear of it beyond the internet?

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