Over on Reddit, an MRA named AryoBarzan sets the feminist slut ladies straight on the BIOTRUTH about their ever-growing and FAR less pleasurable vaginas. (Ignore the rude person replying to his message; clearly Aryo is the real penis and vagina expert here.)
Wait, you say to yourself, how is it that this bold truth-teller is being downvoted, on Reddit? He posted in the antimensrights subreddit, that’s why. In the Men’s Rights subreddit he normally gets the upvotes he so richly deserves.
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The women love huge cocks thing again? As someone who’s actually dated a man with a cock of gargantuan, porn star proportions…no. That was not nearly as much fun as it’s usually assumed to be. A bit bigger than average? Sure, awesome. Way bigger than average? No thank you, because my vagina is not made of nerf.
Honestly, really huge cocks are mostly just inconvenient from a sexual pov.
(Your mileage may vary, obviously, but I really don’t think I’m unusual in having this opinion. All the true size queens that I know are gay men.)
RE: CassandraSays
No, I’m with you.
–Miranda
RE: ABNOY
You… REALLY haven’t seen many toys marketed to women. Have you.
Seriously, by this logic, wouldn’t all tampons and shit be GINORMOUS as well?
First, no one said, “size does not matter at all to women.” Size quite frequently matters to women. Just not in the way that you think. I, for example, freely admit that I care about penis size: I care that my partner’s penis is not so large that it hurts me and makes sex unpleasant. Others have expressed the same concern. It is not an uncommon concern. I would guess that most people who are on the receiving end of penetrative intercourse have some preference as to size, but for most of them, that preference will be “the size that fits the part of my body that’s being penetrated in the most pleasant and comfortable fashion.” Women’s bodies, like men’s bodies, vary in size and shape. There are absolutely women who prefer great big penises. And there are absolutely women who prefer small penises, or medium penises, or short, fat penises, or long, skinny penises, or smallish-to-medium penises that curve to the left, or whatever. I’m not sure how many times we have to repeat “people are actually individuals with individual preferences” before that message penetrates.
Second, dude, I do not think you have seen many sex toys for women. Are there some that are very large? Absolutely! Are there also a whole fucking lot that are NOT very large? Yup! One of the absolute staples of the sex toy industry is the “bullet,” a toy which generally measures something like 2” in length and 1” in width. If that is “so damn huge” to you, then you maybe need to see some more penises, because I have yet to encounter a guy who brags about his massive 2” cock.
Re: bestiality by human women
http://jezebel.com/5899168/woman-wants-to-have-sex-with-animals-reddit-strangely-accepting-of-this
“And on an isn’t-it-interesting-that-the-IAMA-is-a-lady sidenote, Nancy Friday’s infamous 1973 collection of women’s sexual fantasies, My Secret Garden, had 23 fantasies that included animals. Out of 190.”
“And as for the tongue, well, Gene Simmons would disagree with you…” — pretty sure it’s that he’s a rock star, not his tongue. In any case, being turned on by Gene Simmons’ tongue =/= choosing sex partners based on tongue size. For one, most people stand exactly 0% odds with Gene Simmons; for two, you made me say “turned on by Gene Simmons’ tongue” and just ew.
Also, seconding that the “bullet” is a staple, and tiny, while anal plugs tend to be the largest, and mostly used by men (and other prostate-havers).
So much fail.
1. Some female sex toys are huge, some are moderate, some small, all allow for women to personally control the amount of penetration. So if a woman gets a ten inch long dildo but can only handle five inches, she only inserts it five inches. There is no rule stating you must insert the entire length of the dildo.
2. There are too many of them? How many is too many? Both men and women have animal fetishes. TBQH, it seems more like women taking on donkey’s and whatnot is to turn a man on, not the woman. Just like certain porn positions which are realistically doing nothing for the woman involved and are all to arouse men watching.
3. Gene Simmons was a rock star. He got women because he was a rock star. Pretty much all rock stars get laid a lot regardless of tongue size.
Honestly, a penis that is too big means I can’t have frequent sex with that person because I have to wait a day or two to recover. But regardless, the size is the last thing I actually care about because every other aspect of a man is what turns me on.
Having sexual fantasies doesn’t mean you want to or do carry it out in rl.
Abnoy, what do you make of this?
http://sfrfaceplant.tumblr.com/post/23942178738/this-is-also-the-very-first-mlp-plushie-to-feature
Argh! Dave, you’re evil.
that shows been on the air for like two years, right? i seriously doubt that’s the first time someones had that idea.
I’m sure someone had the idea about 40 seconds into the first episode.
Well, now I have seen everything…
There are several reasons for vagina of women to lose his tightness. Vagina most commonly loosen after delivery of a child and it’s very difficult to tight it again.
http://healthdescription.com/2013/08/18/how-to-tighten-loose-vagina/
How about not necroing eighteen-month-old threads with idiotic links?
Am I the only one hearing that in the voice of Latka from Taxi?
Well, if it’s just between us two, then yeah. 😀
I don’t think that (spambot?) is a native English speaker.
I dunno, Kittehs, for a spambot, it at least SORT of spoke on topic? The bots I got were just word salad.
Maybe an advanced spambot!
I had a WTF chuckle with a spambot on my blog a while back. It was telling me (in genuine spambot not-really-English) my blog was full of terrible spelling and grammar mistakes. Hmm, I guess you could say that, if I’d been trying to write in spam. 😛
However, if it was an actual person necroing this thread, I’d still say maybe not a native English speaker. That “his” was a bit of a tell.
Well, it didn’t offer to enlarge my nonexistent penis, so it’s already ahead of the game as far as spambots go.
Sometimes I let spam through the filter just because.
kittehserf, I get a lot of spam like that, comments saying that there are grammatical mistakes, or that the pages don’t load right in explorer, etc. But they often give it away with names like “gucci bags for less.”
LOL David, I think this one was much like that. They’re all from totally irrelevant *cough* companies *cough* anyway.