Over on Reddit, an MRA named AryoBarzan sets the feminist slut ladies straight on the BIOTRUTH about their ever-growing and FAR less pleasurable vaginas. (Ignore the rude person replying to his message; clearly Aryo is the real penis and vagina expert here.)
Wait, you say to yourself, how is it that this bold truth-teller is being downvoted, on Reddit? He posted in the antimensrights subreddit, that’s why. In the Men’s Rights subreddit he normally gets the upvotes he so richly deserves.
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Could we trade Ruby to have magdelyn come back? She was annoying in a more entertaining way.
Ruby — we already had a tiny dick joke, and people saying to can it. LBT — “Yes, yes, a tiny dick joke. You’re very funny and original and not at all acting like a douche. Now can it.”
Crumbelievable — “No, I think he`s literally saying that he`s being shamed for being angry. He goes on to say that his anger is proof of his oppression because oppressed people are always mad (I guess that means white people are oppressed because white supremacists are pretty angry people)”
By that logic wouldn’t everyone always be mad? Because you’re right, white supremacists are angry people. He nearly has a point even, if he’s complaining that feminists don’t like he just being randomly angry, though he’s missed the difference between being angry and acting threatening because he’s angry. (Big surprise, I know)
ruby doesnt read other peoples posts except to complain about how unfair were being to her
I love this blog. You guys/gals are cool.
: )
cloudiah: Did some kind of troll alarm clock just go off? First Emma the Emo pops up on a moribund thread, and now DYOR feels the need to contribute nothing to the discussion here…
Which one?
Actually, in the Wider World comprised of the Rest of Humanity, Ruby’s viewpoint is really the standard, and as a general rule, what the average lheterosexual woman anywhere really wants, sexually speaking, is massive phallus and/or tongue. True, ginormous genitals are not the only thing for a male to be able to score a conquest, but they are a sure thing indeed…
ABNOY: Are you saying that in the general non-feminist population there is a lot of sexism? Oh gosh, say it ain’t so!
However, in a feminist space you’re* generally excepted to behave better than that and not shame people for their genitalia, whether it is the type, the shape or the size. Actually you’d need a damn good reason to mention anybody genitalia and not be completely rude.
*general ‘you’ of course. Trolls are mostly expected to to wish or threaten rape, murder, cancer, death and generally pain.
RE: ABNOY
*raises eyebrow* You realize I am expected to PUT that massive phallus into me, don’t you? You realize I am not, in fact, made of elastic, yes?
I don’t know where this asinine trope that straight women overwhelmingly love large dicks come from, but I’d wish it’d go away. I highly doubt I’m unusual for having physical limitations.
–Miranda
Also, I’m supposed to be attracted to giant tongues? I had no idea! *rolls eyes*
–Miranda
ABNOY “Ehhh, how would you know, where you ever a heterosexual boy?”
“what the average lheterosexual woman anywhere really wants, sexually speaking,”
So… when is the last time you were a straight woman?
Sexy!
Between ABNOY and Ruby, the dumb is about to cause a singularity and suck us all in.
I’ve met ‘size queens’ who obviously had no interest in me because I’m on the lowest end of the average range (about 5 1/2 inches.. .TMI!) but the reason why I remember them is because *there’s so few of them*! And in any case quite a lot of them are quite content with men using a strap-on penis extension toy.
Do you know who love a large phallus? Men. The vast majority of rejections I’ve had based on size were from gay or bi men. The vast majority of people who wanted to see big cocks in their pr0n were self-proclaimed hetero men. I could go into the obvious homoerotic currents underlying that, though in reality I believe it’s more about conquest fantasies. Hetero men identify with the male actors, and they fantasize about having a large penis because of misogynistic desires to ‘ravage’ women.
As for big tongues, seriously? If there’s one time where size doesn’t matter, it’s during a cunnilingus. Try agility, creativity, possibly gentleness/patience depending on individual taste. Size? Why would size matter here?
RE: BlackBloc
That’s the lowest end of average? I mean, it’s been a while, but I thought that number WAS roughly the average! (Much as you can be, considering the issues at hand…)
Also, I actually have trouble with porn in general, but I really get sick of DICK EVERYWHAR. And I’m gay, so I’m SUPPOSED to be into that, but I’m like BORING STOP IT.
–Rogan
No. What the average heterosexual woman anywhere really wants, sexually speaking, is someone with the body type/penis size/personality/etc. she personally likes. The average heterosexual woman is not actually part of a hivemind, let alone a hivebody, and the things she enjoys and that feel good on her body vary a whole fucking lot from person to person.
Also, the average heterosexual woman probably does not know a guy’s dick size before she decides to do sexy things with him, because the average heterosexual woman more often than not meets men when they both have clothing on. I’m sure there are cases when a woman gets to see a guy’s erect penis before she ever considers having sex with him for the first time, but I’m pretty certain they are vastly outnumbered by cases when the penis doesn’t come out until sex is already in the works.
As for the “massive tongue” thing: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That is all.
I’ve heard average is 5 1/2 and 6 1/2, depending on who you ask. Hence ‘the lowest end of average’.
RE: BlackBloc
Huh. I heard, like, 5-5.5 myself. But I’m pretty sure official numbers hardly exist…
Oh god I’m talking about penises on the Internet. *buries face in hands*
“ABNOY’s massive tongue theory” = “Having grown up in a world that celebrates male sexuality and treats female sexuality as non-existent or at best, inconvenient to men, and having made zero attempt to think critically about anything past the end of my own nose, I have no concept whatsoever of what women want or enjoy. I’m apparently am also terrible at giving oral, and choose to blame my apparently undersized tongue for that rather than the fact that I’m not trying.”
Durr hurr, if size did not matter at all to women, then why are female sex toys so damn huge? Not to mention, why are there too many women interested in having sex with animals, specifically those with genitalia distinctly larger than humans? And as for the tongue, well, Gene Simmons would disagree with you…
I’ve had a long argument with this AryoBarzan guy in the comments section of a YouTube video. I have never before encountered such a concentration of stupidity, dishonesty, and hate in one person.
We got in an argument about whether or not feminism is an inherently violent ideology. His argument was basically “OMG Valerie Solanas!!!!11”. He also said that no MRA has committed or advocated violence. When I brought up Tom Ball as a counterexample, who advocated domestic terrorism, AryoBarzan said something to the effect that Ball was completely justified.
This is the sort of Internet person who actually kind of scares me. When an MRA claims that domestic terrorism is justified, it’s hard not to wonder whether or not he genuinely means it.
ANNOY, you pack a lot of stupid into relatively few words. I admire your … efficiency?
Uh, are they even? Maybe you shouldn’t be watching so much porn, it’s giving you a skewed idea of reality.
Again, porn =/= real life. You may not realize this but you’re kind of giving away your own personal highly specific tastes here. I’m sure I’m not the only one here who really wishes you wouldn’t.
Omg, and all this time I thought it was the white clown makeup that women were super attracted to! I guess you must be right about all women being attracted to huge tongues thing then. Because that’s not ridiculous at all!
If women are screwing animals its not because they have bigger dicks you dumbass. XDXDXD
This is about on par with the 40 Y-O Virgin’s famous scene where he tries to make it seem like he’s had sex and talks about how breasts feel like bag of sands. It just demonstrates to most people that you’ve basically never interacted with ‘female sex toys’.
What are ‘female sex toys’ anyway? Gonna let you in on a little secret: lots of men shoving dildos up their ass. If anything, I’d say the hugest shit tends to be something men buys, while women are quite happy with tiny vibrating eggs. You DO know that many many more women come from clitoral stimulation and could care less about penetrative toys, right?
Your porn fantasies are not reality dude.