Over on Reddit, an MRA named AryoBarzan sets the feminist slut ladies straight on the BIOTRUTH about their ever-growing and FAR less pleasurable vaginas. (Ignore the rude person replying to his message; clearly Aryo is the real penis and vagina expert here.)
Wait, you say to yourself, how is it that this bold truth-teller is being downvoted, on Reddit? He posted in the antimensrights subreddit, that’s why. In the Men’s Rights subreddit he normally gets the upvotes he so richly deserves.
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Can somebody call Laci Green to give these guys a lecture, of course makes sure she has pepper spray on her for safter purposes.
Once heard someone argue against men having anal sex by saying a penis ‘fits’ a vagina better than it ‘fits’ an anus. Seemed back to front to me, cause everything from a bit of string to a baby ‘fits’ a vagina.
I forget where I heard this, it might have been here, but I heard somebody speculate that part of the “loose vagina” thing is that these men have been sleeping with women who are not very aroused (due to them only giving a fuck about their own pleasure), and so when they actually encounter a vagina which is “ready” for sex (i.e. lubricated, expanded, etc.) they freak the fuck out. Gives me the jeeblies to think that the standard and ideal vagina for these men is not the one that is actually prepared for sexual activity & that a woman whose body shows signs of sexual arousal can’t possibly be anything but a used up whore.
Has this guy ever seen what happens to balls as they age? They don’t stay high and tight forever, dude.
I think this guy’s experience with vaginas is exactly nil.
I see a lot of shock and revulsion from these guys about vaginal fluids too so yeah, I’m going with “unfamiliar with what an aroused woman looks like and prefers things that way”.
THIS
I understand the increased risk of stds, especially if the sex isn’t practiced safely, but give me a break. A woman can have sex with her husband three times a day and be fine yet a woman who sleeps with one guy a month has the loosest of loose vaginas. Logic fail.
CassandraSays – Plus the dismissive way they talk about “gina tingles.”
They seem to find female arousal not just irrelevant but actively off-putting. Which is pretty upsetting in its implications.
I think the meme in which promiscuous women = dirty, unclean, undesirable, etcetera, is just hardcoded to produce nonsense like this. Confirmation bias, credulity about word of mouth reports, poor critical thinking, and lack of curiosity do the rest. These things are pretty much the default explanation for this kind of bogus shit.
Jessay, the STD thing is even a myth, weirdly enough. Promiscuous people practice much safer sex, so much so that they are statistically less likely to have STDs. The people who are mostly likely to have and spread STDs are the people who are sure they don’t really need condoms because they and their partners aren’t promiscuous.
They’re too late, anyway. Borat already owns this subject: [scroll down to car dialogue] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/quotes
They can’t hold a candle, or whatever ….
RE: Protagoras
Yes, yes, a tiny dick joke. You’re very funny and original and not at all acting like a douche. Now can it.
I am a promiscuous man and i’ don’t have any interest in marry a whore. In fact, I don’t want to marry at all, whore or virgin, promiscuous or celibate. Well… let’s just fuck, right?
I wonder if this sort of attitude is why one partner still wanted to do PIV with me even though I told him it hurt me? He didn’t see anything odd about having pain.
This just reminds me of the “bags of sand” line from The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Sadly, I’ve heard many people who almost certainly have had sex indirectly purvey this belief, implying they think the vagina is just a wad of free-hanging meat or something, so they don’t even have virginity to fall back on as an excuse. Misogynists just don’t pay attention to the vag, I guess.
Directly purveying the belief, but indirectly implying[…]
Attila, that’s great and all, but did you have anything relevant/grammatical to say?
Cool story bro?
@Attila: Hun, why don’t you just go fuck yourself? Nobody around here is interested!
I have made a baseless observation about how women’s genitalia changes over time! Followed by another baseless observation about how men’s genitalia is forever ageless and never shows signs of wear and tear! Therefore, MEN ARE BETTER MEN ARE BETTER HAHAHA WOMEN I MEAN CUNTS SUCK IT.
Is that his argument? Just checking.
Attila – Recent scientific advances have demonstrated there are ways men and women can interact besides “marry” and “just fuck.”
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Attila, that’s nice. Run along now.
Well isn’t he a shrill little turd. I especially love how when someone calls him out on his bullshit, he automatically labels them a typical man-hating feminist. Then, in this thread where a study was referenced that found feminists in that study did not report more hostile attitudes towards men than non-feminists –
http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/u9bo0/are_feminists_created_in_childhood_through_lack/
he comes back with
OF COURSE! (defensive) (defensive) (defensive)
So in summation –
Vaginas get looser with use therefore sluts are gross and have stretched out vay-jays – Biological Fact (even though there is zero supporting evidence)!
Feminists reject these cold hard facts because they are man haters who reject biology – Shit He Pulled Out Of His Ass Fact.
Some evidence that feminists don’t actually hate men – THAT DOESN’T PROVE ANYTHING!!! /shriek
I’m actually glad these chucklefucks openly identify themselves as MRAs. They do all the heavy lifting for us. Oh snap! See what I did there?
A vagina has more in common with a shutter on a camera than a hole.
Vaginas are made almost entirely of muscle, which is why if you tone and flex your pelvic floor, you’ll be more likely to have more “control” over the area. And when a vagina tightens or loosens, the muscles stretch like a camera lens opening wider. It’s actually pretty damn cool.
And I’ll be the first to say that after giving birth to a 6lb, 9oz infant, I couldn’t have vaginal sex for about a month (I’m adverse to condoms because of mild latex allergy and I wanted to be sure that my IUD was installed properly before having sex again because I did not want to get pregnant again right after having a baby), and MAN was it tight the first time we did it from all the not having sex. But since I have strong pelvic floor muscles, I can “grab” and clamp down with them if I want to, even if I “loosen up” during extended sexual play.
The vagina does not get progressively looser and looser until you can hold jars of mayonaise in it. It is, however, like any muscle and will lose tone over time if you don’t exercise it.
And by the way, all this PiV-specific vagina talk completely ignores all the other types of sexual play that is possible, from toys to oral to anal to hand or breast stimulation- there are THOUSANDS of possibilities that can give and receive pleasure to all partners involved.
Let’s also not forget that this MRA moron completely seems to forget the fact that the clitoris exists.
And the fact that his version of “sex” appears to be anything where he’s feeling balls-out awesome with little to no consideration of his partner’s feelings or pleasure (also known as the “well if you come when I come that’s cool, but I’m gonna roll over and sleep after I blow my load” technique, which I believe is universally considered bad form in a good sexual relationship), it tells me that this dude is not going to get many women who want to have sex with him, much less stick around having sex with him after the first pathetic experience.
Nice sour grapes whining there, Mr. Anonymous MRA. Yeah, the only reason you can only have sex with women once before they won’t return your calls is because of their GAPING YUCKY VAGINAS, not because you’re terrible at reciprocation and consideration of your partner.
This GirlWritesWhat vid is the original topic of the thread dear AryoBarzan was commenting on:
First time I’ve bothered watching one of her videos, and boy is it unrewarding. I had a good laugh at about 10:40 when she says “for the sake of argument, let’s pretend we’re living twenty thousand years ago.” Ah, good old EvoPsych Biotruth. Other beautiful fails include: bringing up “sexy” images of men and women and commenting on what makes them “sexy” without mentioning that female “sexy” poses incorporate vulnerability/submissive gestures. No, it’s all about showing the long legs that are… associated with youth? Why? Do legs shrink as one gets older? Oy.
Sounds like a good working hypothesis to me, with some promising supporting evidence.
I’ve only interacted with…well, let’s say less than 10…vaginas in my life. Two were out for their first ride, others more experienced. Only one was noticeably tighter than the others, and that was not a good thing. She was so tense that we needed several attempts and lots of lube to achieve PIV without some major discomfort. Anyone who considers that a plus is not interested in their partner’s pleasure.
I’m just reminded of this little tune. (Which I don’t actually like, because of the verse about how all vaginas naturally enjoy being penetrated by dick-shaped things. It is catchy though.)