Oh, ShitRedditSays! Not only are SRSers fighting the good fight against bigotry and assyness and general shitlordery on Reddit, but they also manage to come up with some of the best and most hilarious faux-propaganda graphics you’re likely to run across online, many of which are gathered together on the SRS FArtistry tumblr blog.
SRS being a bit of a circlejerk, the graphics are mainly designed to amuse other SRSers, and are full of in-jokes and references to the ridiculous reputation SRS has amongst Redditors at large as being the home to humorless man-hating Dworkinite feminazis eager to oppress helpless Straight White Males. By pelting them with dildoes.
Here, for example, is a lovely drawing illustrating how many Redditors actually see the unending battle between SRS (represented here by surly angels armed with purple dildoes) and the upstanding free-speech defenders of Reddit.
Other SRS graphics play on old propaganda tropes:
Still others are just excuses to make in-jokes. (For some reason, SRSers like to refer to dogs as “dags.”)
It’s interesting to see the contrast between SRS FArt and the, er, art generated by MRAs online. Here, for example, is a graphic taken from the Artistry Against Misandry site, a collection of “art” and “music” and even “poetry” from angry, art-, music- and poetry-challenged MRAs. AAM is heavily promoted on A Voice for Men; heck, Paul Elam recently sent them $100 of his own (supporters’) money to fight the (allegedly) good fight.
This hilarious piece of WTFery, if you haven’t figured it out already, is evidently supposed to be a picture of me. Or possibly Michael Moore. Whoever it’s supposed to be, I cackled with glee when I first saw it yesterday. (For future reference, I don’t own either a baseball cap or that particular kind of flogger.)
I will be exploring the vast artistic richness (sarcasm) of Artistry Against Misandry in several upcoming posts.
And after that I will highlight some of the magnificent art (not sarcasm) produced by some of Man Boobz’ own.
In the meantime, enjoy this one last bit of SRS FArtistry, which might be suitable for desktop wallpaper:
umm…not to sound like NWO, but that CDC report the MRM loves to twist statistics from? If you count rape and all other sexual violence it’s a terrifying 62.9% of women and 23.6% of men (that’s including “non-contact unwanted sexual experiences” and using lifetime data) — that’s 43.25% of the population.
Rape (counting rape by envelopment) works out to 12.25% of the population, with 9.15% of those cases being female survivors (18.3% of women are/will be rape survivors, divide by women being half the population, 9.15% of the population are female rape survivors).
Math, it’s what’s for lunch. (I enjoy it, way more than I enjoy the thought of cooking when it’s fucking 85 degrees out). And before NWO says it, no I do not think “non-contact unwanted sexual experiences” = rape.
Their stupid propaganda isn’t going to convince anyone with reason that men are the oppressed gender. They just hate that men (in the West) can’t hoard power like they used to. Women with power scare the shit out of them. They need to get over it.
And women like naked men. You need to get over that.
If you had asked me, you could have gotten a truly representative answer, because I make all my friends randomly.
2-D Man: BUT BUT BUT are all your friends 2-D? What about the 3-D, 4-D and 5-D people?
I’d just like to take a moment to point out that NWOslave is a malicious, deceitful, hate-filled pustule of a man who has no apparent interests beyond increasing human suffering.
Also that him referring to anything as a “hate site” is utterly meaningless, as hate is clearly all he sees, all he knows, all he desires and all he understands.
Thank you for your time.
@Argenti Aertheri
Survivors, survivors, survivors. Why is that word tossed about so recklessly? I’d thought a survivor would be someone who manages to escape a life threatening situation? I guess considering people die in their sleep and I woke this morning I must be a sleep survivor. Something like a thousand people a year die from walking on flat level ground, so we’re all walking survivors.
Would that 18.3% include the 25%, 1 in 4 college rape statistic? You ladies should learn to avoid well lit classrooms surrounded by people sitting at desks. It appears to be a real hotspot for rape culture to flourish.
Rape by envelopement? Ahhh, the mantra of we’re all the same. No doubt a huge problem, and one taken very seriously by the state. And of course since it isn’t taken seriously by the state, with good reason, we have the patriarchy to blame. Gather round little chickadee’s and all cluck in unison, “see how the patriarchy hurt’s men as well.” Women are so good and brilliant also. Why you’ve all alerted us to the problem of how men are at fault for everything. Women are blameless. Ohhh yummy yummy girls, teaching us apelike men how ridgid gender roles hurt men too. And the reason why gender roles hurt men is because women said so.
85 degrees you say? My goodness, what a nightmare! The next time you’re on a bus and you see some dirty, sweatstained morlock stagger aboard maybe you should offer him your seat. He’s proabably just spent the last 10 hours working in a physically/mentally demanding job where the temperature is about 125 degrees.
Maybe you should petitiion big daddy to place the morlocks on seperate buses? That way the eloi wouldn’t get their fine clothing all soiled by having to sit where those dirty, sweaty men have sat.
Dracula: He’s also stupid.
DEEPLY stupid.
He’s also off the deep end, though I suppose that’s obvious.
“Point #2. VAWA is a hate law. If women are protected equally under law without VAWA, which they are, the law privileges women above men.”
1) the entire thing, except the title itself, is gender neutral
2) protection under the law =/= ability to afford availing oneself of said protection; ergo the part of it that’s a legal fund
“Part of the slush fund which the serfs are billed at interest for goes to training men like dogs to defer to women.”
Could someone translate this into English? All those words should make sense, but strung together in that order, they just don’t. NWO, please buy a comma, it’s like buying a vowel except they’re free.
“The part that is supposed funding for men is for men who’ve been beaten by women to attend anger management classes.”
To borrow from Pecunium — citation needed
“Hate piled upon hate is what men pay for.” — maybe in your delusions?
“Men are always to blame.” — no NWO, just you, and I suspect it’s because you piss people off in real life too, some people are just intolerable to be around
I’d try parsing the whole mess, but frankly, it’s not worth the time or energy. Who “rushed to defend” ozymandias though? I see people going “NWO, wrong again” but that’s about it, and anyways, ozy can handle zirself.
“I’ve went” — terrible grammar! — “I’ve/I have gone”, or “I went”, not “I’ve went”
@Bee
“Dracula: He’s also stupid.
DEEPLY stupid.”
Since a woman said it, ya know it’s true.
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Hey, Dave. What say you bring up the manboobz article, or provide a link where dearest Ozy wrote all about men giving women oral sex. I’m sure you remember it. It was a comment she wrote which you thought was so brilliant, as if a woman speaking could be anything but, that you turned into an article on manboobz. I’d like to compare and contrast it with what she recently wrote on her own hate site.
My recollection may be totally off, but I believe it prattled on about getting on down in there and doing your duty as a man. C’mon, Dave. Show everyone how wrong the old slave is. Apparently, I wasn’t as wrong about VAWA as everyone claims. Yet it’s in the books for a big price tag for several more years.
NWO, you really are a terrible liar. You realize you’d die if you actually went 300 days without food, right?
@Argenti Aertheri
“I’ve went” — terrible grammar! — “I’ve/I have gone”, or “I went”, not “I’ve went”
Perfect grammar always translates into high intelligence and being correct. I shall tuck tail and cower before your obvious superior intellect.
@Katniss
“NWO, you really are a terrible liar. You realize you’d die if you actually went 300 days without food, right?”
My previous comment, had I not been moderated for being a man who has the audacity to merely disagree with a woman, would’ve clearly explained that it’s not 300 days in a row, but a total of 300 days. For reasons unknown, my suffering from hunger appears to be of great amusement to the enlightened ones.
5-D people…? Fuck I need to get another d6,000,000,000.
I’ve probably gone 100 or so days without food non-consecutively, but who the hell counts that? I’ve also gone months without breathing (in non-consecutive seconds).
Quotas are in fact lies. VAWA and Title IX exist, but everything NWO says about their content is a lie.
“You state as a fact this isn’t true, if I was a woman it’d be gospel. A woman’s word always is. Reference slavering beast article”
It’s really, REALLY sad this is what you say instead of “Yes I have friends.” You’re kind of transparent psychologically.
Also now you’re lying (or stupid? I honestly can’t tell with NWO. He could be 100% honest and just incredibly bad at understanding anything) about the “slavering beast” article. The point of that article was “bad people aren’t slavering beasts.” It was not “men are all slavering beasts.”
“I wasn’t hired because I didn’t meet the quota of being a woman.”
…I’m not sure NWO knows what the word “quota” means.
@Cliff:
Quota = requirement. Duh. Like, if the quota was “10% of new hires must be women,” then every hire must be at least 10% woman. Which means that only women can be hired. Which means that QUOTAS MEAN THAT MEN CAN NEVER BE HIRED FOR ANYTHING!
I like playing connect-the-dots. 🙂
NWO
It’s the disney part, not the jacking off part. You want to masturbate, that’s your business, just don’t do it while watching underaged girls.
Katniss — I think meant he’s gone 300 days without eating total, not in a row. If he’s 30 that’s like 1 day a month his whole life, or 2 days a month since 15, which I’m sure sucks, but sure won’t kill you; religious people do much longer fasts, and Ghandi’s famous one was 21 days.
Actually, for me it’s the spewing bile on the internet and watching Disney while jacking off part. Fantasizing about hating women to the extent that the milkslave does + watching underaged girls and fantasizing about hating them too + sexual pleasure based on all that hatred of women = the kind of misogyny that I find truly scary. If I had any inkling that this was a true sex fantasy and that he didn’t carry his hate-fueled sexualization of women into his everyday life in every possible way, maybe it wouldn’t be so horrifying.
But for what it’s worth, milkslave: Everyone’s happier that you jack off and that no actual women are in the room with you, if that’s what you’re asking.
The Book of Learnin’
Indispensable Facts About the Universe from NWO
Sweet Cherry Pie Edition
Science
Evolution is impossible, because otherwise we’d be able to watch dogs evolve into super-dogs. Unless anyone can produce evidence of dogs with super-powers, evolution is a myth.
The theory of evolution claims that life came from rocks. It also states that evolution doesn’t occur anymore because rocks are no longer in make-life mode.
Female animals cannot feed themselves and rely on males to support them. Even in cases where this seems untrue, the males are still tougher. For example, female lions do all the hunting in the pride, but if they come across a really tough enemy, like a hyena, they run and get the male lion to fight for them.
Mathematics
Feminists claim that one in four women is raped in college. But since college lasts for four years, you have to multiply that by four. Therefore, feminists are really saying that 100% of women are raped in college, which is obviously untrue, not to mention proof that women are bad at math.
There are only three percentages in statistics: 0%, 99%, and 100%. In statistical analysis, all numbers should be rounded to one of these three. COROLLARY: If people notice this and start suggesting that you’re just making your statistics up, it is mathematically acceptable to add some other really high numbers at random.
There are two kinds of numbers, quantative and qualative.
Health and Medicine
Children are lined up and injected with a dangerous chemical called flouride to make them stupid.
Mammograms cause breast cancer. Doctors advise women to get mammograms at least once a week until they develop cancer from it.
Many hospitals are open only to women and children. They’re not maternity/pediatric hospitals, just regular hospitals that refuse to treat men for no reason.
Male suicide is caused by society trying to feminize men, which makes them so depressed they kill themselves. Before modern feminism, suicide was practically non-existent.
If the FDA worked, we’d have cures for cancer, diabetes, and every disease and ailment. Since we don’t, it’s not doing anything useful and should be abolished.
Male erections are incredibly painful. All men hate and fear the sight of sexy women.
The Affordable Care Act covers gender reassignment surgery for five-year-olds.
Education
Reading is not taught in American public schools.
Public schools offer two kinds of math: traditional arithmetic and New Math. Children are allowed to choose which one to learn.
How-to courses on homosexuality are taught in public schools. This is how people become gay.
The University of Cincinnati and all University of California schools have gotten rid of their engineering and computer science departments and replaced them with women’s studies and gender studies.
Thanks to the power of Title IX (see Law), all but two colleges in the U.S. are assembling Sex Police Forces made up of female students and faculty. There are plans to extend this program to grade schools.
Colleges require male students to dress in women’s clothing and march around campus so the female students can harass them. If they don’t do this, they are punished.
There are twice as many teachers and half as many students in U.S. schools as there were 20 years ago. These teachers spend class time walking around in their underwear to arouse elementary-school boys.
History
Ancient Greece, Rome, Persia, and China under the Ming Dynasty were extremely progressive, feminist societies. That’s why they collapsed.
In ancient China, elite women castrated young boys, while giggling, to turn them into their playtoys. These women lived in harems but were actually in charge.
Before modern feminism, rape was a rare occurrence and almost unheard-of.
The genocide of Native Americans was perpetrated solely by women.
All beatings and murders of African-American slaves were committed by women.
Lynchings in the American South consisted of women accusing men of rape because they were man-hating feminists. In cases where the man was lynched on an accusation from another man, the lynchings were justified.
Women sank the Lusitania as part of a feminist plot to get the U.S. involved in WWI so that men could die needlessly, because women just enjoy watching men die.
The Cambodian genocide: planned and executed entirely by women.
The CIA imported feminism from the Soviet Union by publishing Ms. magazine and Miss Mag and channeling funds to a woman named Gloria Steinen.
Any history text written after the early 1500s is an unreliable source.
Geography
The rivers of most major cities are lined with foul-smelling, dangerous factories. These factories are staffed entirely by overworked, underpaid male laborers, but they also have well-appointed human resources departments staffed by women in fancy clothes, fine jewelry and perfume. Since all the men work as laborers and all the women work as posh secretaries, researchers are still unsure who owns or runs these factories.
Linguistics
The word “suffrage” is derived from the verb “to suffer,” because voting is hard.
Spanish and Russian use the same alphabet. The Russians just have a funny kind of handwriting called cryillic script.
The word “dudebro” is hate speech.
Arts and Entertainment
The Iliad is the story of how Queen Helen of Troy ordered two armies to fight over her. It is based on a true story.
The classical Greek play The Bacchae is a celebration of the roving lesbian gang that murdered the musician Orpheus. It is based on a true story.
The musical Chicago is a polemic about how men should be shot to death. It was written by a female college student in 2010.
All horror movies are about a pretty girl being stalked and assaulted by an evil man. In the end, she kills him and walks away alive.
Prime-time TV shows have the same plot as horror movies, except that the pretty girl is assisted by an all-female investigative team, with a single man in charge. At the end of every episode, the victim sits in a one-way mirrored room, watching the chained-up man with a smug look on her face. Then one of the women from the investigative team squeezes her arm.
Shows on the Disney Channel consist of underage girls in sexy outfits hitting boys while the boys cower before them.
Journalism
Female journalists only write articles about how men are bad.
Suicides are never reported in the media unless it’s a gay man, in which case it’s treated as a national tragedy.
Fashion
Most girls and women over the age of twelve wear see-through tops and micro-miniskirts on all occasions. Although their skirts are so short their genitals hang out, they do not wear underwear.
The only exceptions to this rule are shopping malls, where girls and women typically wear bikinis.
Law
All U.S. law, from the Constitution down, has been supplanted by Title IX, a law requiring that all educational, government, and private institutions be 100% female. Title IX has its own police force, which is exactly like the Nazi SS. This takeover of the government was orchestrated by Russlynn Ali, Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights in the Department of Education, who now rules the country.
It’s legal in the U.S. for women to murder men. This is common knowledge.
The Violence Against Women Act will create a slush fund which will be used to fund the training of all American men to defer to women by Pavlovian response. Only female victims of violence will receive help under VAWA; male victims will be forced to attend anger management classes.
If the names on a contract are in all caps, those people are legally corporations. If they’re in mixed case, the contract is invalid.
The NDAA places anyone owning two guns or seven days’ worth of food on a terrorist watch list.
The United States is a communist dictatorship ruled by an emperor. If it were a free country, people wouldn’t have to pay taxes or get licenses to drive.
Requiring people to take a vision test to get a driver’s license is an atrocity on the level of the Holocaust, Pol Pot’s genocide, and the famous Communist massacre of Christians.
The Southern Poverty Law Center is classified as a hate group.
So are women. Yes, all women.
Crime
False reporting of rape is the most serious and common crime in the U.S. The most common reasons for a woman to make up a rape accusation are cheating, revenge, excuse for missed homework, lateness, work absence, and attention-getting.
The average man is falsely accused of rape and thrown into prison without trial on a daily basis. Available statistics say otherwise because the true numbers are kept under wraps by the CIA.
Gay people are fifteen times more likely than straight people to be violent criminals. All the worst serial killers in history were gay.
California has replaced its women’s prisons with spas to reward women for committing crimes.
If there is yelling in a house, the police are legally required to arrest any men inside.
Economics
All financial crises are caused by the Federal Reserve, which is run by the Rothchild family.
There are no poor women. Whenever a woman needs anything, she sits in the middle of the street and cries, and passerby throw food and money at her for free.
Women control 80% of the world’s wealth, thanks to all the crying.
Business
Hiring female employees doubles the cost of the goods a company produces.
The only businesses owned or run by women are nonprofit organizations dedicated to hurting men.
Women go to plumbing school for three years to get jobs as construction flaggers, jobs which entail wearing hotpants and working on their tans. Also, plumbing schools for women are way more fun than plumbing schools for men.
Most men work in grueling manual labor, and it’s very rare for a man in the U.S. to be employed above a middle-management position. All high-paying jobs are held by women.
Charitable Giving
For every dollar women donate to charities to help men, men donate ten billion dollars to help women.
Women give a trillion dollars a year to charities, but these “charities” actually fronts for the huge corporations these women own. Economists are still trying to determine how women can simultaneously run all big corporations and only run small man-hating nonprofits.
Women’s groups typically receive hundreds of billions of dollars a year in funding. One of the groups that receives the most money is the National Association of Women Lawyers.
Nonprofit organizations operate by photocopying fliers, posting them on walls around town, then sitting back and waiting for the money to roll in. Even though the average nonprofit doesn’t do anything else, it’s much too hard for a man to start one, because men are oppressed.
Men are not allowed into homeless shelters unless they swear allegiance to feminism.
Throughout history, billions of men have died for the sake of women, whereas no woman has ever died for the sake of a man. The best way to balance this injustice is for women to randomly punch each other in the nose.
Government
All nations are controlled by the U.N. and the Jews.
Except for Rupert Murdoch, all financial, government and media leaders worldwide are either black or Arab. There are no white men in top positions of power.
Vice-President Joe Biden, like nearly all U.S. leaders, is of Middle Eastern descent.
Without government, homosexuality would not exist.
Foreign Relations
In war, women act as “cheerleaders” for both sides at once, goading otherwise peaceful men to fight. These women have no political goals or opinions; they just like watching men die.
Wars are typically started by women nagging their husbands to invade other countries to get pretty dresses.
Female protesters, no matter what the subject of the protest, are just there to goad men into killing each other. They are never injured or killed themselves.
Russia is the “deathplace capital of the world” for men because feminism was invented there (see Feminism). It is the most feminist country on earth.
All taxes in Scandinavian countries go toward women’s causes. Scandinavian grade schools have a holiday where girls are given cookies and ice cream, while boys are given stale matzo. Men in Scandinavian countries are imprisoned for farting.
Pet Ownership
Only women own cats. The main reason women own cats is so they can spend money on kitty litter that would otherwise go to men’s shelters.
Romance
Women hit men to test them as romantic partners. If a man hits back, it’s proof that he’s a worthy mate with strong genes, and the woman will immediately have sex with him.
Men enjoy being raped. Any man who says otherwise is lying.
When gay men have sex, they usually do it in front of a straight woman to provide her with free entertainment. Straight women are working to turn more men gay so they can enjoy plenty of gay sex shows.
Marriage and Family
Somewhere in the U.S. is a place called The Ghetto, where between 70% and 99% of households consist of unemployed single mothers living entirely off welfare. Everyone in The Ghetto is black. Sociologists are still struggling to determine why women in The Ghetto don’t support themselves as other women do, by sitting in the street and crying until people throw stuff at them (see Economics).
99% of feminist marriages end in divorce.
The vast majority of violent rapists come from female-led households, because the feminist indoctrination boys receive in such households makes them so angry they have to go out and rape people to let off steam.
Fatherhood is illegal in Britain and there are plans to outlaw it in the U.S.
Youth Culture
Teenage girls participate in hazing rituals wherein they go to the mall in sexy outfits, usually bikinis (see Fashion). If a man looks at them for more than six seconds, they pounce on him en masse and strip him naked.
At the age of five, children are tossed out of the house by their parents. At that point they are able to support themselves and require no further care.
At the age of five, most children are still in diapers.
Religion
Judaism is the most aggressively evangelical religion on earth. Less than 5% of Jews are ethnically Jewish, while the rest are recruited from the tireless Jewish recruitment efforts.
In the story of Jesus saving the adulteress from stoning, the moral is that sinners deserve to be stoned.
Pedophilia
All child molesters are either women or gay men. Girls are never molested.
Prepubescent girls desperately want to have sex with middle-aged men. They advertise this desire by wearing swimsuits to the beach.
Feminism
Feminism is a highly organized international movement created in the Soviet Union and currently funded by the United Nations.
Phyllis Schlafly has worked tirelessly throughout her life to promote feminist causes.
Predictions of the Future
By the end of 2012, federal law will require that 50% of all CEOs be women. Male CEOs will be fired en masse, and random unqualified women will be hired to fill their seats.
Someday a straight white man will beat up a lesbian for molesting a five-year-old. Everyone in the world will sympathize with the lesbian and immediately legalize child molestation.
In 100 years, white people will have gone extinct because white women didn’t reproduce enough. Archeologists discovering the remains of Western culture will laugh at us for letting women have rights.
Grade schools will soon require children to pledge allegiance to the idea that women are morally superior to men. This future event has punctured the space-time continuum and is causing girls and women to feel superior right now.
Argenti – He’s clarified he means non-consecutively. But that just makes it silly. It’s like how I’ve peed for two weeks, non-consecutively.
Also I don’t think he really counted out 300. I’m guessing there were a few months he couldn’t buy enough groceries to last the month, and he, er, ESTIMATED it totaled 300 days.
…And that’s extending the TREMENDOUS benefit of the doubt that it’s based on any real events at all.
Fortunately, the Book of Learnin’ only describes reality on NWO’s planet, the secret opposite Earth on the other side of the sun. On our planet, things like this happen:
I just let a fresh batch of NWO comments out of moderation; you’ll have to go to the previous page to see them.
Usually I don’t read NWO stuff but I did this time and I actually just laughed really hard (not even joking). He talks in the most unusual way and he says the most ridiculous things!
NWO, people generally write comments here not articles, so perhaps you’d care find this “article” as my Google Fu is not working at the moment. You can do a search, right?
Can you imagine what it’s like inside NWO’s head?