Here are a couple of, well, let’s just call them very intriguing questions asked of me by a Men’s Rights Redditor. Since I can’t respond to them on the Men’s Rights subreddit — I’m banned — I thought I’d respond here:
Mr. Levelate, allow me to answer your serious questions with some equally serious questions of my own:
I’ve wondered for a long time how people like you react to the men’s rights mantra of ‘all women are wombats’, when you see a woman who isn’t a wombat, how do you explain this?
Also, many MRAs advocate turning all squirrels into bologna, what makes you think squirrel bologna would taste better than regular bologna, and what would the world do with all those extra uneaten nuts, were it ever to come to that?
Here’s the thing, Mr. Levelate: those things you think feminists believe? FEMINISTS DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM.
That “all men are rapists” quote from Marilyn French you guys like to pass around? That was from a character in a novel.
The number of radical feminists who seriously want to get rid of men, or a significant number of them, you could probably count on your fingers. I’m not sure how many MRAs want to make squirrel bologna, but the numbers are probably similar. And, fyi, there are actually more than a few MRAs who fantasize about breeding certain types of women out of existence, like this dude on The Spearhead, and a small army of MRAs and MGTOWers who pine for the imaginary future where babies are gestated in artificial wombs and women are all replaced by sexy sexbots.
Listening to MRAs talking about feminism is a bit like sitting in on a book club in which no one has read the book.
See, when we say you have no reading comprehension, it’s funny because it’s true. When you parrot that back at us, you just look like that little kid who’s never seen Napoleon Dynamite/Juno/whatever but keeps spouting quotes from it anyway, because they think saying it without understanding why it’s amusing will make them cool.
You’re not cool, man.
Funny aside: when I wrote “men raping women,” a few comments back, my auto correct changed it to “men raping Superman.”
I pride myself on my ability to effortlessly get a rise out of trolls, sending them completely off the rails of their toy thought-train.
Sorry for bringing up your rape fetish, Arks. I know fantasies have no bearing on what people want in reality, but obviously it’s what you believe, deep down. Feelbad for you bro.
Technically Superman was raped at one point in comics – he and Barda were mind controlled and forced to make porn together. Sometimes I just don’t understand the comic industry.
Ah, yes, when your arguments make no sense, blame it on poor reading comprehension. The Scott Adams Defense.
By the way, wasn’t it Arks who said that all women who go to cons want to force dudes to have sex with each other so they can watch?
@captainbathrobe Yeah, I know that is what he believes. He’s just adopting a slightly more reasonable public persona. Oh, and stop threatening to rape Superman! 🙂
Barda’s a woman, right? So even my auto-correct is misandrist!
@Dracula: Ah, yes, I remember my last con. I tracked down Indiana Jones and Nick Fury and I watched them go wild. They were hesitant at first, but my legion of feminist slash fanatics convinced them otherwise.
Urr…I mean…I met Gail Simone and it was great and there was no man-sex baiting?
Barda’s not just a woman, but a married woman! Clearly, she was an evil cheating slut, despite mind control.
Or something.
If Superman was raped, he’d be just as likely to be raped by a woman as by a man. I’m thinking a Kryptonite strap-on figures in somewhere along the line…
@captainbathrobe: If nothing else, I’m sure fan fics have explored all the possibilities.
…or, if you like, he *enthusiastically consents* to being pegged with a strap-on made of Kryptonite, because he’s just a nasty boy.
Hmmm…maybe I need to go to bed.
@lauralot: Oh, indubitably. 🙂
I see we’ve moved on to slinging insults and changing the subject. I guess y’all can’t handle the fact bomb this truth poet has been slammin’. In that case I’m gonna call it quits for tonight. I hope y’all learned something at least, and remember, your politics don’t change the uncontested facts.
Here’s a brief summary for those who forgot:
– Rape is not gendered.
– Schroedinger’s Rapist is an idiotic, paranoid concept no man or woman should acknowledge.
– Feminists, even moderate ones, operate on the underlying assumption that men are rapists.
– Feminism is actively trying to erase the experiences of men. It’s the enemy of men’s rights.
– Coca Cola is a Zionist conspiracy to hide the truth of time cube from Mayan aliens.
See you later my feminist friends.
Usually it’s the manboobzers who make me laugh out loud, but this… oh god, this.
You hear that, people? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Of course they don’t, dear. Only yours do, because you’re just special that way.
By the way. putting aside the smartass remark, not a single thing on that list qualifies as either “uncontested” or “fact”.
Oh god, I haven’t laughed this hard since The House that Drips Blood on Alex.
I think Arks is just mad because we’ve moved on to talking about Superman pegging slash fiction. It’s not always all about you, Sweet Cheeks!
FACT BOMB:
Arks “joked” that women are all submissives because some of them have rape fetishes. Unfortunately it’s been established that you think women’s fantasies reflect what they want in reality. Therefore, as a rape and murder fetishist, you should be disqualified from the Oppression Olympics stat-humping event.
Boooooooom.
Why is it “You are a person who is not engaging in good faith conversation and pays no attention to actual fact but rather pulls shit out of your ass and acts like it is gospel so I’m going to talk about something more interesting” is always read as “my feeble lady brains cannot comprehend how right you are”???
Just to piss Arks off further, we should write a slash fic in which Superman takes a break from his hot pegging action to laugh at some MRA sites, and then he goes to a convention and makes out with Bruce in front of the fan girls.
Perhaps I have given this too much thought.
“I guess y’all can’t handle the fact bomb this truth poet has been slammin’. ”
We’ve been putting up with Arks for a while now, but that one line has made it all worthwhile.
It was awfully nice of him to come by and tell us what are opinions are, wasn’t it? Up the this point I had no idea I thought all men are rapists. I didn’t even think it was possible for me to think that, since I know myself not to be one.
And despite the fact that I talk about my own experiences fairly often, somehow I’m erasing male experiences.