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Heads, you’re a misandrist. Tails, you’re also a misandrist.

Watch out for the Misandry Bears and their giant Misandry Teeth.

You may recall a post I did the other day about Roger Ebert’s recent claim that women are superior to men. You may also recall that my basic thesis was that Ebert was completely wrong. Heck, you didn’t even have to read my post to see what my stance was; I made it clear in the title itself, which started off with the words “no, women aren’t better than men.”

Well, apparently my saying explicitly that women are not superior to men, and approvingly quoting another feminist saying the same thing, was too much to handle for the proprietor of an exciting new blog chronicling how wrong and bad I and my commetariat are. Mikhael Varpole of the imaginatively named Anti-Man Boobz blog (motto: “Exposing Man Boobz as a vile hate cult”) wrote about Ebert’s claim, and my response, in a recent post.

Here’s what he wrote:

Naturally, Futrelle and the boob gallery had to get in on the action. To his credit, Futrelle doesn’t condone Ebert’s misandry- but then again Dave’s always been a sneaky one that way. He won’t stand in solidarity with Ebert- but note that he’s happy to spin an instance of bold-faced misandry into an opportunity to bash MRAs who are righteously angry, ultimately concluding:

Guys, I hate to have to tell you this, but you’re sort of making it look like Ebert might have a point.

Remember what I said about subtle bigotry? This is a prime example. Misandry and misandric attitudes are dismissed in our culture because the concept itself is seen as illegitimate. And by portraying AVfM’s righteous anger as childish and “proving Ebert’s point”, Futrelle is knowingly and consciously destroying the legitimacy of misandry as a concept. It’s psychological manipulation on a global scale, and it’s downright sinister. And Futrelle, along with his lickspittle toadies, are happily contributing to the anti-male conspiracy.

Yes, explicitly stating that women aren’t superior to men is an exceedingly subtle form of misandry indeed.

Oh, and in case you’ve forgotten what the allegedly “righteous” anger of the AVFM crowd looks like, here’s are a couple of excerpts from the angry screeds I quoted from in my post:

Feminism has provided today’s pampered princesses with the privilege-stuffed, consequence-free Nirvana that they believe they’re entitled to. Do you really think they can be swayed with reason and logic?

And:

[E]verything on this earth from the knickers these women wear on their fat buts, all the way through to just about every single thing they touch in their day, up to and including homes, buildings, cars, trains, rockets, and the food they stuff down their throats, has all been either invented or produced by those useless ‘less than’ human, men.

That doesn’t sound so much like “subtle bigotry” as “just straight-up bigotry.” This is anger of an exceedingly un-righteous kind.

Well, after receiving some gentle mockery at the hands of the Man Boobz commetariat – sorry, at the hands of my “lickspittle toadies” – Varpole posted a comment here trying to clarify his stance.

I disdain commenting here for obvious reasons, but I have to clarify that subtle or “benign” misandry can be as damaging as overt bigotry- moreso, even, because it’s harder to call out. Radfem-level misandry can usually be dismissed (usually). But less overt displays of male-hatred are very difficult, because the concept has no veracity in a misandric, male-hating, anti-man culture. A culture, by the way, that MEN set up, and MEN continue to run, at both the low and high levels.

Well, this is an interesting thesis. Men – sorry, MEN – created the world as we know it, and run things – and yet have decided to set up a culture that is “male-hating [and] anti-man.” How would that even work?

After several commenters – sorry, toadies – asked him to explain this mysterious paradox, Varpole posted a clarification of his clarification on his blog.

First, I admit that “men maintain the culture” is an oversimplification. Obviously, that’s not true- certainly not today, arguably not ever. There are women police officers, women in government, women farmers, women firefighters, etc. Women do contribute to the maintenance of civilization. Not as much as men, but nonetheless.

On the other hand, women, feminists, and their assorted mangina lackeys have a disproportionate influence in the media and pop culture. Feminists and their dogs control the messages beamed at us through music, video games, and Hollywood. They have the print news media.  They control primary education (how many teachers are men?) and thus the shaping of our youth. The infamous SOPA was almost certainly backed by feminists, in an attempt to bring the Internet (not coincidentally, the primary holdout of MRAs) under their control. Even when it is a male hand holding the pen, a male voice speaking into the mic, they are generally manginas who kowtow to female demands (see: Roger Ebert; Bill Clinton; H.L. Mencken). Thus, they are mouthpieces for the misandrist NWO, and are not in any way representative of men as a class; it’s just a different mechanism for the female perspective. …

I’m not saying thy’re calling for mass castration or anything like that (such a move would be too obvious). But there is a systematic denigration of men and masculinity in the media, and a subtle promotion of a misandrist, feminist, female supremacist ideology. In the news, in television, movies, literature, comic strips- we see the epidemic with our own eyes.

Huh. MEN created and still run the world, but “women, feminists, and their assorted mangina lackeys” dominate the media and popular culture with their evil anti-man agenda? There’s no getting around it: Varpole seems to be suggesting that MEN are just terrible at running the world.

Wouldn’t such an argument be … misandry?

Not even subtle misandry, at that.

I look forward to more blatant misandry from Anti-Man Boobz in the future.

As well as some critiques of his misandry from a mysterious, even newer blog that sprung up the other day: Anti-Anti-Manboobz, devoted to debunking Anti-Man Boobz and being meta as fuck.

Wheels within wheels.

 

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jumbofish
12 years ago

I am a proud supporter of anti anti manboobz.

Sharculese
12 years ago

Watch out for the Misandry Bears and their giant Misandry Teeth.

armored bears also have thumbs (they make their armor themselves) so you have to watch out for that, too

Christine
12 years ago

He’s obviously never played a video game if he’s under the impression ‘feminists’ control that industry.

2-D Man
2-D Man
12 years ago

Feminists and their dogs control the messages beamed at us through music, video games, and Hollywood.

lolwut?

cloudiah
12 years ago

Wheels within wheels.

Wait, is that a reference to our rationalization hamsters?

(Man, I am so going to make some weird memes for that little hamster.)

jumbofish
12 years ago

@2-D man
No lesbian feminist made that to enrage heterosexual men!! Misandry!!

pillowinhell
12 years ago

Well of course we’re manipulating men through videa games…those wimminz had skills that don’t require high pitched squealing or running away in terror and their stats don’t include an ability to beg men to protect them!!!

I mean seriously! They should require game stats for how wet the female characters get based on how brutal the male characters are!!

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Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel
12 years ago

Guys, am I going to have to start anti-anti-anti-manboobz myself?

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

I think you just might!

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

“They should require game stats for how wet the female characters get based on how brutal the male characters are!!” — even if they’re nazi killing vampires? (zombie nazis at one point even!) BloodRayne that is, and that cover is just a peek of the fanservice that is the entire game

Luckily the melee engine is amazing, nothing like decapitating a nazi zombie in slow motion, except for doing it with boob jiggle that is!

*must finish LoTR already damnit*

Shadow
Shadow
12 years ago

Talking out of turn…that’s misandry. Looking out the window…that’s misandry. Staring at my sandals…that’s misandry. Typing MEN in lower case letters…ooh, you better believe that’s misandry

speedbudget
speedbudget
12 years ago

I know that every time I turn on the Science channel to watch shows by men, about men, and for men ostensibly about science but really about being men, I am shocked at the misandry. Same with Investigation Discovery, wherein all the women are depicted as vile, jealous harridans bent on murderous revenge. MISANDRY.

Wait.

MertvayaRuka
MertvayaRuka
12 years ago

Once again, the MRA set shows that they can’t help but recycle arguments from racists, homophobes and other bigot scum. “We’re superior! We made everything! But those inferior women/minorities/queers are stealing it all from us and trying to destroy us!”. Except if their enemies are so inferior, if the chosen men/whites/straights are so much more fit to run the whole show, why isn’t that all ready the case? Why is this even happening, this steady erosion of male/white/straight power, if they’re so much fucking better at everything?

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

I have tiny misandry teeth. But you should still watch out for them.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

I do love it when idiots complain about other people being bigoted while using the term “mangina” with a straight face. Yr bigotry, it’s not exactly subtle. But I do like how apparently the only thing stopping the Feminist overlords from castrating me is that it’s “too obvious.” Thanks, Gynocracy, for your appreciation for subtlety!

PS:

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3pcy7i/

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

“I’m not saying thy’re calling for mass castration or anything like that (such a move would be too obvious).”

Yes, the only reason nobody is calling for mass castration is that it would be too obvious. This is not a ridiculous statement at all.

kladle
kladle
12 years ago

I look forward to the upcoming meta-asplosion when Anti Manboobz writes on Manboobz writing about Anti Manboobz writing about writing on Manboobz

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Actually, Dave, can I borrow your sarcasm graphic? I feel like the probability of someone interpreting my last comment as SEE THEY ADMITTED IT THEY REALLY DO WANT TO CASTRATE US is fairly high.

PLEASE NOTE – LAST COMMENT WAS SARCASM. DRY BRITISH SENSE OF HUMOR, I HAS IT.

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Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel
12 years ago

What. I can’t:

http://i.imgur.com/sZR5k.jpg

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

Don’t worry, Cassandra, I am sure somebody will still misinterpret your sarcasm anyway.

*starts the anti-Cassandrasays/anti-Rutee/Pro-Technology Blog.*

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Sarcasm is misandry.

cloudiah
12 years ago

@alpha… You snoozed, you losed! Who beat you to it?

Also, in honor of the absent Tom Martin: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pcyg5/

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
12 years ago

I made a one just for you, Mikhael!

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3pcyh7/

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

But it’s not used!

http://i.imgur.com/B75dk.png

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