Prepare to laugh your ass off (not literally, I hope) at this display of hilarity, courtesy of the Men’s Rights subreddit:
Oscar Wilde would be proud. Wait, not proud. Disgusted, and probably a little embarrassed for you.
I took this screenshot the other day. When I went back to see if there were any developments in the thread, I discovered that both the joke and hardwarequestions’ brilliant reply had picked up some more upvotes, and that crankycloud has apparently been banned. I guess that’s one way to deal with hecklers.
EDITED TO ADD: Hey, Tweeps, come on over to Twitter. I’m trying to get a hashtag started: #OscarWildeQuotesWithLolOnTheEnd
Beg all you want, you fools can’t organize a one car parade.
“I guess the part that the person describing the concept “joke” forgot to tell him is that they’re meant to be funny.”
Oh yeah? Didja hear the one about the stupid woman driver?
holy shit. so, like, the ‘uncle elmer’ thing isn’t just some creepy shtick is it? you actually are like a billion years old, aren’t you.
uncle elmer: actually lamer than i imagined
Still not a joke. (hint, you forgot the punch line, at minimum)
Do you hear the one about MRAs thinking they can sway more than 2% of the vote? — that’s how you do no-punch-line jokes.
Still waiting to hear what this is about republicans cross-dressing though, that’d be interesting news. Oh I get it guys! misogyny to MRAs means not being a mangina, and only gays cross-dress, so misogyny crossed with homophobia must be cross-dressing!! Nope, still made more sense in my head…
I do know this : women orgaz every time they laugh.
http://www.the-spearhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/elmer-goes-to-wallstreet.jpg
…I don’t think Uncle Elmer is familiar with “the female orgasm” (I don’t get how that’s all that different than the male orgasm, but I know laughter is unrelated) — thus adding to my theory that MRAs are so cross because they need to be better lovers — seriously guys, that goes a long ways towards solving your “alpha cock carousel” problem
i don’t think anyone who would use the word ‘orgaz’ knows anything about orgasms
The whole alpha cock carousel thing is basically an extended lament about how unfair it is that women are showing a (partly imaginary) preference for sex with THE WRONG MEN. If the favored group was the guys complaining, they would see no problem with the whole scenario.
@CassandraSays
Oh, I’m sure they’d find a way to complain.
Two percent? I’d guess, on actual grounds of “MRA” (rather than reactionary sexism), the number is more like .02 of the vote, and less of the electorate.
Even when a woman has sex with one of the favored men, there’s still the chance that she’s a dirty whore who’s only fallen for the man to drain him of his hard-earned money
Never underestimate the ability of MRAs to find something to whine about.
I can’t help it. Entitled bitches want to ride me 24/7.
I think it’s the entrancing calliope music.