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Things Redditors actually think: “If you can read this, and we’re alone, I can be legally convicted of rape.”

This was posted to the Men’s Rights subreddit the other day, with the headline: “Saw this today and I suppose that’s where we’re headed.” It’s gotten 556 upvotes, last I checked. (Those are net upvotes: it got 848 upvotes, 292 downvotes.) This is the world that a lot of MRAs, and Redditors in general, think they live in.

A handful of Redditors, like this one, objected to the hysteria:

Notice the downvotes.

Amazingly, one of the few voices of reason to emerge in the whole discussion (besides that downvoted commenter and serveral others) turned out to be none other than Pierce Harlan of the False Rape Society (now called Community of the Wrongly Accused). While not averse to spreading misinformation about rape and false rape accusations himself, he argued in a comment (and in a similarly worded blog post) that this kind of raving hysteria wasn’t helpful, concluding:

The delicate balance that commands us to punish rapists while not punishing the innocent is extremely serious business. We need more sober, more adult, more serious voices to be part of the public discourse. The last thing we need is more Chicken Little hysteria, no matter which side it’s coming from.

I’m guessing the upvotes he got for his comment must have come from visitors from his blog, because up until he posted that comment the few dissenters were mostly being dismissed.

The Men’s Rights subreddit: Waxing hysterical about imaginary oppressions since March 2008.

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Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Well, I’ll give ’em this: If I saw anyone wearing this shirt I would back right the fuck up.

Preferably all the way out of the room without making eye contact.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

I might be a bit dumb, but I don’t understand the t-shirt’s message. Why does it say “if you can read this”?

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

MRAs won’t be happy until they’ve conclusively proven that rape never occurs.

Then legalized it.

ManiacalNewWorld
ManiacalNewWorld
12 years ago

This seems more like a pua pick up line.

ManiacalNewWorld
ManiacalNewWorld
12 years ago

@Kyrie,It means you should stand further away, so far that you can’t read their shirt. Women with good eyesight, beware!

Cliff Pervocracy
12 years ago

We should really get the “rape never actually happens” and the “rape happens because women are so slutty, like open wallets in a dark alley” misogynists together.

…Although it seems like there are already a lot of people who somehow hold both beliefs.

Sharculese
12 years ago

We need more sober, more adult, more serious voices to be part of the public discourse. The last thing we need is more Chicken Little hysteria, no matter which side it’s coming from.

sweet, so frs is shutting down, then?

Kyn
Kyn
12 years ago

wait but

men can read your shirt too

help

Magical Laura (@_magical_laura)

There’s only one way to deal with people wearing obnoxious shirts like this, and that’s a pint of beer down the front.

His beer, not mine 🙂

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
12 years ago

Well, that shirt does do one thing: it guarantees I will never be alone with the person wearing it.

Not because they can be convicted of rape if I read their shirt (which is ridiculous), but because I don’t want to give them the opportunity to do anything to me that *would* get them convicted of rape. Like, y’know, rape.

I assume MRAs would be grateful I was getting the fuck out of there. Seeing as they’re so worried about being convicted of rape merely for being in another person’s presence.

(I’m not getting the “if you can read this” language either. So can the shirt’s wearer *not* be convicted of rape if I can’t read English? How does that work?)

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

But Maniacal, why? It doesn’t matter how close they are, since they’re alone! Why would it be easier to lie if they’re close? They’re alone, nobody but them will know how close they were.

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
12 years ago

…Just noticed my previous comment is very “one sentence per paragraph,” and it looks weird and sort of prose poem-y. Not my intent. 😛

ManiacalNewWorld
ManiacalNewWorld
12 years ago

Oh I don’t actually understand where they are coming from. Its definitely a fail in the logic department. It sounds more like one of those back handed “compliments” puas dish out. They truly believe that men are convicted of rape based on being alone with a woman when in reality most rape victims are dragged through the coals before they prove their case. And many drop the cases to avoid this happening.

I feel bad for any survivors of rape that run accross this shirt.

ManiacalNewWorld
ManiacalNewWorld
12 years ago

across*

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Considering how hard it is to be legally convicted of rape when you actually rape people, you’re probably cool, asshole in an asshole shirt.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

In a way, T-shirts like this do a public service. When assholes wear these shirts, they’re letting everyone around them know they’re assholes. They don’t even have to open their mouth. The shirt says it all.

CommonNonsense
CommonNonsense
12 years ago

What if a woman wears it?

I’m just saying, I like irony and I have a closet full of men’s shirts already.

felixBC
felixBC
12 years ago

Isn’t the “if you can read this” just a really lame takeoff on the bumpersticker “If you can read this, thank a teacher”? And I guess the one before that said “if you can read this, you’re too close”, to warn tailgaters.

I saw a guy a while ago in my local grocery store wearing a black t-shirt that read “Dead women don’t say no.” He creeped me out royally, and pissed me off. I even went up to him and said “You need to know that your t-shirt is incredibly offensive.” He mumbled “whatever”. People afterwards said I should have asked him “why are you wearing that?”, to, you know, start a dialogue. Bleh.

Unimaginative
12 years ago

Kyrie, there’s some old jokes that start with “If you can read this”. There’s a mug that says “F u cn rd the u cn hv my jb” for secretaries, which is speed-writing for “If you can read this, you can have my job.”

There’s a t-shirt that says (upside-down) “If you can read this, you’re sitting on my face.”

If you can read this, the power is back on. If you can read this, you’re not dead yet. It’s a meme, but without the internet.

GingerSnaps
GingerSnaps
12 years ago

I should be 500 kinds of triggered right now, but all I can think is that I hope these people who have had NO experience with rape NEVER do, because they are piss poor equipped to handle it.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

So it’s like a joke, (because it has some of the same words as an actual joke) but in this case it doesn’t make sense, it’s not funny, and for bonus it’s offensive. Got it.
Thanks for the bit of culture, though.

Cyberbird
Cyberbird
12 years ago

I believe the origin is bumper stickers reading ‘if you can read this you’re driving too close’.

Fembot
Fembot
12 years ago

Very well said, GingerSnaps.

GingerSnaps
GingerSnaps
12 years ago

Also: No one they know should ever get raped, ever. (Obviously *no one* should ever get raped, ever, but some people are criminals and I’d rather be surrounded by supportive friends and family than these guys.)

cloudiah
12 years ago

reddit/mr is A W E S O M E. 🙁

OT/derail, but AVfm has jumped the gun on Mother’s Day with TWO posts honoring vilifying mothers. But there are also two hilarious comments on an earlier post about Utah’s adoption laws & policies.
Someone named Arvy says,

Unaccountability is, in fact, the predominant female defence. See, for
example, this news story: “Woman Can’t Recall Hitting A Moose” at http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2012/05/11/nl-moose-memories-511.html
She’ll get away with it too, but let any man try the same bewildered innocence story.

If you check out the story, you find that a woman suffered significant injuries when her car hit a moose, and now has some kind of post-traumatic amnesia. That’s not funny, obviously, but Arvy using THIS as an example of a woman “getting away with it” is hilarious. What exactly did she get away with? “My car is destroyed, I have head injuries, two bones in my neck are fractured, and I’VE STOLEN YOUR SPERM AND I AM FINALLY GOING TO GET THE BABY I DESERVE!” Or whatever.

Even funnier is this quote from Dr. F:

Utah it seems, is waiting for its rabbits on rails to come home in numbers so vast they dark the sky in swarms.

Flying rabbits? On rails? Swarming in the sky? Weirdest apocalypse ever.
Then he goes on to say some other shit, but it’s not funny so I’m not quoting it.

/derail

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