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MGTOWers agree: “Most American women have fallen apart or completely without value by 40.”

Future MGTOWer?

For a bunch of guys who love to pretend they don’t care about women, Men Going Their Own Way certainly do love to talk about them. So much so that I’m thinking they may need to update their little acronym to MGTOAW: Men Going Tediously On About Women.

Over on MGTOWforums.com, for example, the regulars are having their tenth billion discussion about how women totally get all ugly as they get older, while men get handsomer and more awesome. Gannicus, himself 40 years YOUNG, starts things off with this:

To me, one of the most obvious things a man should notice is that in the US, most American women have fallen apart or completely without value by 40.

Is it just me, or does that “in the US, most American women” bit remind you of Miss South Carolina and her “US Americans?”

I know some will say it happens earlier, but lets just stick with a round number. And lets forget about virtue, loyalty, honesty, etc for a moment, which we know is not exactly known to be a top export of American women. Just being completely shallow and superficial, based on appearance alone, I find it disgusting and repulsive to view virtually any woman at 40. I just turned 40 and I am proud of my appearance. I expect to continue taking care of my body,etc.

However, I feel that based on looks. weight, hair, facial quality, etc. that 1% or less of Amercian women at 40 are, shall we say,bangable or even tolerable if you had to stare at for 10 minutes. And lets not even mention that wretched term from a bygone era called feminity. That is almost unheard of in the US in any age group. …

Which then leads me to wonder what the hell do young guys think their female partners will look like at 40? I mean, do they think THEIR girl will be different?

I’m just throwing this out as a hypothesis here, but I’m guessing that “most young guys” aren’t angry, bitter, woman-hating assholes who think all women over 40 are hideous hagbeasts.

Back on MGTOWforums.com, Downandout repectfully disagrees with Gannicus thesis. He believes that many women get ugly long before they hit 40.

It’s not so much that American women hit 40, it’s that 40 hits American women. Hard.

Jokes aside, I don’t think you can peg it to one number. A lot of skanks are starting to look awful in their 20s. Take Lindsay Lohan for example. Girls are starting to drink, do drugs, eat shit, and party hard at a very early age. Their small bodies can’t take that kind of abuse, and it’s showing. On top of that, they wear pounds of makeup to cover up the abuse, which only further contributes to the problem.

Deathslayer quotes the expert testimony of a colleague who calls himself RealDealBrotha:

Look at how quickly these chick fall COMPLETELY off, yet they STILL think they can do everything a man does for as long as a man does it…. NOT! …

Look at all the females who whore away their prime years, or go into career mode, or just choose men for silly reasons and NOT try to better themselves enough to be WORTHY of a good man (who is NOT a simp) wifing them up. They have so little regard for men that they think that they can have good men at their beck and call after they’re aged out fat chicks dragging around kids who they had with other men. It REALLY does NOT work that way, yet they don’t ever figure out the obvious until it’s too late.

We see and hear this story all the time. It comes up so often, that it’s really funny to me now. It warms my heart to know how badly these arrogant, misandric, selfish, worthless women are doomed to crash, burn and live the remainder of their wretched lives as bitter old maids whose only value will be as jumpoffs for bottom-feeder men who lack the guts and the nuts to raise the bar.

It’s always nice to see MGTOWers complain about misandry in comments overflowing with angry misogyny.

Toadman, for his part, seems happy to ignore women altogether, celebrating his independence by sitting at home eating canned food that’s way past its expiration date.

I have an unopened can of pork-and-beans in the cupboard that will taste the same as when canned. It’s lasted longer than the 10-15 years of female fertile desireability. Talk about “shelf-life”.

As they say, living well is the best revenge.

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Does Van Kamp put human flesh in its beans, as well as pork? Because that’s what the alarming expression of the child in the pic above leads me to conclude.

Snowy
Snowy
12 years ago

Back when I used to dye my hair a lot I did go gray for a little while but stopped when it became too hipster-y (Tavi Gevinson j’accuse!) and I forget the exact brand but it was called “silver” instead of gray so that might be something to look for. It does take a lot of upkeep in terms of purple tinted shampoo every 3 days or so (in my case) and you have to bleach your hair to within an inch of falling out to get that really white effect if your hair isn’t naturally that color. But it’s definitely really nice looking I think.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

Steel grey and gunmetal are also awesome colors, if you can pull it off. There’s a pop star whose hair has been just about every color imaginable who had his that sort of steel/gunmetal color for a while and it was gorgeous. It is a bit hard on your hair, though.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Manjaw, thank you, you put that much better than my fumbling attempt did.

LBT
LBT
12 years ago
Manjaw the Mighty
12 years ago

Behold! My MSpaint doodle vision of Manjaw the Mighty! http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/132/d/d/manjaw_the_mighty_by_baaingtree-d4zijo2.png

I like the mustache. :3

Bostonian
12 years ago

CassandraSays, Long Pork and Beans?

scarlettpipistrelle
12 years ago

I take it there are no mirrors in MGTOW-land?

cloudiah
12 years ago

@LBT You have a real talent!

ozymandias42
12 years ago

LBT: Awesome!

Everyone: Thanks! 🙂 I think I’ll stay with my black hair for a while: I really love how it looks on me. But next time I get the urge to bleach I’ll look up this thread.

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

RE: Cloudiah

Thanks! I also do comics that make mental health INTERESTING! 😀 http://healthymultiplicity.com/loonybrain/ComicsHome.html

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

I’m glad for all the discussion about grey hair dye. My mom has been dyeing her hair for close to 30 years, and she’s really been wanting to let it go to its natural grey (which I think would be particularly lovely on her) but she doesn’t want to let the dye grow out because she’s worried she will look like a skunk. I figure, she should re-dye it grey, yes?

As for the OP: my grandfather fell in love with and married a girl when she was 16. They were in love until she died at 73, and he loves and misses her still. So, on behalf of both of them, I offer a hearty “fuck you :D!”

Fembot
Fembot
12 years ago

NWO:
“Everyone of you here is belligerent, rude, obnoxious, sexist, racist, vengeful, spiteful, hateful, vain, arrogant, disloyal and spoiled.”

Projecting much?

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

It’s my understanding that the “prove” in “The exception that proves the rule.” means “test”, not “demonstrate to be true”. Or at least, that’s what it originally meant. Makes a little more sense that way, I think.

Shaenon
12 years ago

Manjaw, it is my deepest wish to someday ride with you. What may I kill and skin to be worthy of the hunt?

drst
drst
12 years ago

One of the nice side benefits about my fat? I have yet to have visible wrinkles**.

Of course, I started going gray when I was 17. People cannot figure my age out by looking at me.

** wrinkles are perfectly awesome and nothing to be ashamed of, of course. I am speaking within the context of “visible signs of aging that are generally considered negative”

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

@LBT — those are excellent, may I save your link for the next time I need a 101 explanation that won’t result in me trying to actually explain the DSM?

katz
12 years ago

Aww, NWO thinks other people are racist! So precious!

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

RE: Argenti

You are most welcome! Also, one of our system members also uses the pronouns zie and zer. Zie says hi.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

@LBT — thank you, and hello! (or pass along a hello to zer, whichever’s appropriate currently)

cloudiah
12 years ago

@LBT, I really liked the MPD one, and will keep reading! Thanks for sharing them.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
12 years ago

I am amused by the disloyal accusation.
Y’all seem pretty loyal to me. I see you here most every day.

I have a suspicion that the mgtows crawl out of their man cave from time to time to resupply and are shocked I tell you shocked! that half the population does not in fact look exactly like the people in the sexxxay underage porn they spend their man cave time with.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Falconer
12 years ago

I’m not going grey, but the peninsula of my widow’s peak is slowly becoming an island, possibly even an archipelago.

By which I mean my hair is thinning in such a way that I’m going to have a tuft on the front of my forehead and a receding hairline behind it, probably by the time I’m 40 or so. Which isn’t that far off GOOD LORD WHY DON’T I HAVE A LAMBORGHINI YET HELP ME RECAPTURE MY LOST YOUTH OR AT LEAST GIVE ME A PAPER BAG TO BREATHE INTO

Falconer
12 years ago

I think the fact that the Van Camps kid looks like he’s underlit with a red gel doesn’t help me maintain my calm.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

*hands Falconer a paper bag* Sorry but I can’t help with the lambo. And you’re right about the kid being underlit — but take a look at the can itself, it’s shiny inside — multiple light sources to go with the redness! So. Much. Wrongness.

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