After hearing a misogynist make some rancid generalization about women based on the terrible behavior of one particular woman, it’s hard not to respond by saying “not all women are like that.” Misogynists hear this so often, and evidently see it as so hilarious, that they’ve invented their own little acronym for the phrase: NAWALT. You’ll find this all the time on MRA sites, along with its sister acronym NAFALT, with “feminists” in the place of “women.”
Many MRAs seem to believe that simply repeating one or another of these acronyms is an effective, and highly witty, rebuttal to their critics. Because to them it is self-evident: All women, all feminists, ARE like that.
So imagine the pleasure I felt when I finally ran across an MRA-ish fellow challenging this conventional wisdom. On his blog la prensa, the regular Spearhead commenter known as Boxer makes this controversial claim:
It is a popular misconception which men hold on to which suggests all women are the same. This is not the case.
Unfortunately, my pleasure lasted only as long as it took to read these two sentences. Because then Boxer went on to explain just what he meant by this:
For example: Some women are whores, and others are even trashier than whores. Some women live in houses where the litter boxes overflow and the pungent aroma of catshit lingers lovingly in the air. Other women are allergic to cats, and their houses carry the stench of human feces, rotting food and the cheap perfumes they douse themselves in.
Apparently Boxer has never been invited into any woman’s house, and bases most of his opinions of the fair sex on reruns of Hoarders.
Men will center themselves upon these notable differences, and mistakenly assume that the diversity of individual women points to differences in the way individual women behave. Such high-minded fools usually learn the hard way, when the woman decides to “cash out” with the help of the state and its family law courts, who are always eager to liquidate a lifetime of male planning and work, dividing it between themselves and the cunt which the fool so stupidly married.
See yesterday’s post for more on women and their apparently insatiable hunger for D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
The foolish man, confronted by a mountain of inescapable evidence that every woman, from his mother and sister down to the bitch who empties the trashcan in his office, is a trashy slut, will immediately construct an intricate conspiracy theory between his ears. ‘Yes,’ the dumbass tells himself, ‘all the women I have ever known were and are trashy skanks, but that’s just because western society has brainwashed all the women in my own vicinity with its toxic headpoison.”
I am actually pretty sure my mom is not a slut. (Though I have heard that Las Vegas is full of them.)
This mangina will be aided along in his misconception by other manginas and white knights, often falling in with a disgruntled lot on various loser’s hangouts, in real life or on the internet. Often these men get “yellow fever”, and fly off to some third world shitheap to marry (again) in an effort to find that one precious snowflake who is not a third rate whore among the billions and billions of cunts on planet earth who prove their utter worthlessness on a daily basis.
Oh dear. I think Boxer is about to add a heaping helping of racism on top of his misogyny sundae.
It is true that Asian bitches tend to be slimmer and more intelligent than those in the white and black camps, but that just means they are more cunning, and better able to exploit the chumps who delude themselves into thinking that marrying and serving an oriental master is somehow “better” than being the slave of a homegrown American cunt.
Huh. Honestly, that wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting. Though after nearly two years of intense study of the manosphere, I have some pretty high standards for offensiveness.
For all their variety, bitches’ behavior is uniformly lousy, and in that regard, all women are indeed like that. Yes, all of them, all around the world. This is not a war, it is something more analogous to an organized deer hunt, and you are the prey. For god’s fuck’n sake, quit marrying these slits already.
And so we circle back around to “all women ARE like that.”
Still, I have to say I agree with Boxer’s final sentence. Dudes, if you believe any of this crap, please do not marry women. Or, really, have any contact with them whatsoever. Frankly, I’d suggest that you find yourself a nice uninhabited island – like, say, this one – and move there posthaste. You’ll be much happier, and so will the rest of us.
Yes, chemo by its very nature is awful. Congratulations on being done with it.
Wait, I thought all women were entitled bitches lounging around at home eating bon bons and living off child support.
I’m so confused.
Hold me.
I gotcha Alpha!!!
Youl be okay, the vertigo will wear off.
*Plays Josh Grobans “yuo are loved” to comfort Alpha…
I wonder if I blast that across the net if that would help MRAs?
Thats great congrats!
Some people do lose their sex drive as they go older but thats not really what asexuality is. It’s something lifelong, where you lack sexual and sometimes romantic attraction. (though since its such a large group its hard to define it in a way that encompasses all aspects of asexuality)
@seranvali
Mad happy for you!!!
Seranvali, that news deserves ALL the exclamation points in the universe — yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s not. He was married to a woman, and he’s now divorced and dating a different woman.
Does it matter? No. (Not to people who aren’t Price, I mean.) Why do I know this? Because I’m stupid. I wish I knew something else, like something important, instead, god fucking dammit.
Also: seranvali, CONGRATS!
@DCD, hellkell’s right with “That’s how you do an apology.” so thank you for the actual apology (when you can make Simpson’s jokes at yourself you’re getting somewhere, unlike the MRAs who think themselves the center of the universe)
@seranvali — congrats!!!!!! you definitely get all the exclamation points!!
@Bee — I’m *sure* you know other random facts, don’t blame your brain too much for that one having stuck
Seranvali: Yay!
@pillowinhell
“Thank you for the apology DCD. If you’re interested in learning more about asexuality google AVEN and do some reading. Speaking for myself, I’ve never “chosen” to be asexual, if anyrhing I’ve chosen to live a pretty hetero cis womans sexuality and wondered what was wrong with me.”
Are women truely this stupid that they’ll believe anything the smart men at the top tell them? Let’s take a little swim in the pool of reality, shall we? Sexuality is 100% a product of reproduction. If sexuality weren’t needed to reproduce, there would be no sexuality. This is a fact.
If a species of animal were to up and be asexual, that species would cease to reproduce and cease to exist. An amoeba, that simply replicates itself, lacks sexual organs because sexuality is not needed to reproduce.
Do you have the ability to naturally replicate/clone yourself?
Do you have sexual organs?
If the answer to the first question is no, and the answer to the second question is yes, you aren’t asexual.
For this, and other useful tidbits of information, please refer to reality before posting.
Seranvali: that’s WONDERFUL!!!
serranwaldi-Yes, it was about the chemo of the other doctor who himself treats cancer patients.He didn’t want to be treatedwith radiation first and then go on to chemo if that didn’t work so he got large doses of the chemo and was going to give it to himself. House didn’t like this but let him give himself the treatment at his house….ok I won’t tell you it all.
John Thomas, can I guess? It wasn’t cancer at all but lupus? (they do still have that running joke right? I haven’t watched House in so long idk if that’ll still make sense)
Karalora —
I’d say they’re firmly defending that they meant to do that. (and ignoring every chance to make a quiet duck for the exit)
I’m sure that I can find a case of even the most bizarre things but “spermjacking” is really one of those urban myths, like the teenage babysitter who accidently microwaved the infant lol It probably started, or was popularized by radio shockjock, Tom Leykis, many years ago when he would tell his audience of teens and 20 somethings that he would put tabasco sause into a used condom so a woman couldn’t use it to get pregnant. But don’t condoms have spermicides and why couldn’t he just flush it. Leykis himself has been married 4 times. Sometimes female callers would call in and then Leykis wuld tell them off but I always suspected that these calls were set up and fake and it was just a show. Tom is really like a character on the show but these naive boys believe every word he says. In real life, Tom may be entirely different and just puts on this show for the ratings where he’s like the Professor instructing these 20 year olds on how to deal with women.
Argenti-No. It was cancer that Wilson had. He treats cancer patients and was telling House that some of them who died should have lived and that he should have been more radical in the treatment at the beginning then they would be alive. That’s why when he got cancer he was going to start with the radical treatment even if the treatment had the potential to kill him.
John Thomas, I know *nothing* of the shockjock in question, but condoms don’t always have spermicides, and I remember reading somewhere that spermicides are actually counterproductive in preventing STDs as they can irritate the receiving orifice (I don’t recall if this was specific to vaginas or applied to anuses as well) — and idk if tabasco sauce would kill sperm, but it would sure hurt like hell.
I’m bored and thus rattling off my brain’s list of random trivia…wouldn’t be remotely surprised if the callers were setup though, what with the assistant in the audience being an *old* magicians trick. (kinda doubt he’s that different in real life if he’s been married 4 times though, then again, he can’t hate women the way MRAs do or he’d stop trying the marriage thing…right? [oh gods please tell me these guys don’t actually marry the women they hate so much, and what women would marry one of them anyways?])
Oh and iirc the MRA spermjacking woman gave the man a blowjob and then inserted the contents of her mouth into her vagina (causing much internet debate whether that’d even work, or kill the sperm in the process) — even if she exists though, “use a damned condom!” is the solution still.
Also, I find that claim about what women’s houses smell like hilarious — worst I’ve seen a woman-only house smelling was either tobacco smoke or paint; men? overflowing litterboxes and dogs crapping in corners (and hey, I still think most men have apts/houses that smell like dinner/tobacco/paint/other-such-normal-things)
(and John, I realize this is rare around here, but please take this as a good faith comment made in boredom, I’m tempted to cut my novella length comment, but I’m really frikken bored — it’s apparently a Sunday with nothing to do)
So… do you put the hot sauce in before, or after you use the condom?
LOL! GingerSnaps I was assuming after use, because damned does hot sauce burn, but since it does burn, maybe before MRA use is an excellent idea — let them suffer for their own idiocy, I like it!
Ginger, I’m almost hoping that if te guy is idiot enough to be that concered about sperm jacking, he uses it before he puts the condom on. I for one would appreciate the warning that I’m about to sleep with a jackass.
Slavey, reproduction is needed on a species wide basis, nothing about evolution insists that any given member of a species be able or interested in sexual reproduction. Also, even the Pope realizes that sex is also for pleasure, not just reproduction.
Wow, that’s so amazingly full of doublethink I’m amazed the paragraph didn’t annihilate itself in a reason/anti-reason reaction.
Och mah wee bairns!
FAIL.
Just because you’re issued a set of reproductive organs at birth doesn’t mean you’re issued the sexual identity to go with them. Many times, yes, you are. Many other times, you aren’t.
Some people have a tremendous sex drive. Others don’t. Just because most everyone is born with a set of genitals doesn’t mean they’re all oversexed.
But this is merely the latest iteration in NWOslave’s pattern of binary, essentialist, form-dictates-function thinking.
I’d do more Pokemon mockery but I’m afraid that’s getting old.
Off to go watch Steve Rogers try to restrain himself from tearing Tony Stark’s clothes off!
Falconer you going to see Avengers? Let me know if its awesome (like I think it will be). Think I’ll see it next weekend