Oh, you ladies! Apparently, if you were left to your own devices, we’d all still be living in caves. The dude at The Black Pill, the blog formerly known as Omega Virgin Revolt, explains the grave danger that uncontrolled ladieness poses to civilization. (The thing, not the computer game.)
What is civilization?Ā There are many definitions of ācivilizationā, but IMO the most important definition of civilization is controlling female behavior, all of which acts against civilization. Civilization was created as soon as ways of controlling female behavior were developed.Ā Before civilization men had to constantly deal with female behavior so they never had the time to develop science, technology, etc.Ā When female behavior was put under control, then men didnāt have to spend so much time worry about women.Ā Men could spend time inventing agriculture and later other forms of science and technology.Ā Keeping women and their destructive behavior under control is the key to civilization.
Seriously. If we dudes hadn’t clamped down on your lady behavior, we’d be fucked. Dudes like Mr. Black Pill would be out there trying their best to build up civilization by posting lady-hating screeds on the internet and not having sex with anyone, and you gals would be undermining all their hard work by doing terrible lady things like, say, working in government, doing scientific research, teaching filmmaking, writing books, making interesting jewelry, working as EMTs, being Secretary of State, and writing Supernatural fanfic. Wait, that’s already happening. Uh oh. Civilization is in danger!
And of course evil feminists are at the heart of the Lady Plot Against Civilization.
So much of feminism is a screed against civilization, science, and technology.Ā Feminists have called Isaac Newtonās Principia Mathematica a rape manual.Ā Feminists hate the technology industry and have attacked technology in general as male rape of the natural world and/or the enforcement of patriarchy over nature.Ā Feminists know unconciously that civilization is the greatest threat to the power of women.Ā Civilization was developed by men, not women.Ā Women are only along for the ride because sex and babies canāt happen without them (for now).Ā Every advancement in science and technology is a threat to women.Ā Every advancement in science and technology brings up a step closer to freeing men from needing women.
So watch it, ladies. As soon as we work out this whole having babies without ladies thing, your days are numbered! Then all we’ll need to do is to figure out how to get all the dudes in the world who actually like and respect women and think of them as fellow human beings to abandon them for sex robots. Piece of cake.
Ah, epic troll meltdowns, how sad yet hilarious they are.
Of course, before the meltdown, I was already laughing my ass off at Mr. Expert here’s assertion that “Neanderthal apes” (which are not humans) lived in Africa two million years ago and are still around today. It’s actually kind of hard to concoct a statement in which absolutely everything is wrong, but he accomplished it! Well done, kiddo!
I’m dismissing you all for stupidity and just plain boring me to death with your childish female cliches. You’ve used up your cliche book and no one here is smart enough to invent new ones.That requires a man.
Oh no, does that mean you’re leaving? Say it ain’t so!
Golliwog-get off that computer that was invented by a man and go back to HS.
Actually, that probably requires Holly or Ami. Where are the best commentators when you need them?
dude, you can leave any time youre finished embarrassing yourself
We need a man to direct us!!…or maybe manjaw would work just as well XD
Hi pell
Actually, “new cliche” is an oxymoron… >.>
No, penis, only you have the Johnson to believe that you “invent” cliches.
Oh hai Pell/Jane
Polli, why does EVERYONE insist on calling you Golliwog?
Its definitely pell. Only pell called polliwog golliwog.
How is jane doing? and your uncle? XD
I refuse to put more effort into responding to a troll than the troll puts into the trolling. If you can come up with something better than “women are stupid and emotional, and btw you are all fat lesbians,” then I promise to be more creative in my replies. DKM has his dolls, NWO has his… NWO-ness, but what are you bringing to the table that hasn’t been brought by so many others before you?
oops ninja’d by jumbo
I can invent new cliches!
“Stick a mammoth in him,he’s done.”
“He’s as slippery as a porcupine.”
“That explanation was as clear as basketry.”
I knew that immaturity sounded familiar. XD
@cloudiah: See, this is what I was hoping for. š
Did david finally return? It’s awfully quiet….
“He’s as nervous as a lesbian dildo in a room full of rocking chairs.”
“He’ll keep on going until the sardines come home.”
“He’s irritable today. He must have gotten up on the wrong side of the Andes.”
@jumbofish, David has sussed out “Johnson’s” real location, and the fem-drones are about to arrive.
Nice to see you again, too, Pell. How’s your Uncle Monty?
Aw, Pell’s back. I see he’s still huffing glue.
Man, why are these trolls so bad at insulting people? Tip for ya; copping a condescending attitude doesn’t work if everyone in the room thinks you’re an idiot.
I think the trolls really do expect everyone to fall apart at the first volley of insults, and have nothing in reserve when that doesn’t work.