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Get in mah belly, Heartiste!

Apparently the Heartiste Formerly Known as Roissy has discovered our little blog:

Why do normal people feel a natural disgust for feminists and manginas? Make no mistake, normal women are as repulsed as normal men are by shrieking feminists and wimpy manboy pudgeballs. In public, well-adjusted people may mouth the PC platitudes that feminists and doughboys relentlessly cudgel into squishy groupthink minds, but in private the cool people generally shun the orc hordes and leave them to mingle with their own emotionally and often physically disfigured kind. This social outcast status is what fuels their eternal hatred for truth and beauty.

Uh oh! I guess he’s not a fan.

The 800 pound bulldyke in the room that “””progressives””” of all stripes don’t want you to notice is that a lot of their radical regressivist shock troopers are comprised of biologically faulty men and women who are at the extremes of effeminacy and masculinization respectively. If it came to be widely understood and socially acceptable to acknowledge that, due to hormonal imbalance, genetic glitches, or gross environmental insult, 90% of radical femcunts are lesbians or manjawed atrocities, and 90% of manboobs are closet cases or soft, pillowy micropeens, the general population would be less likely to seriously entertain their insipid drivel.

U mad, bro?

Think about the revulsion you feel when you see a grossly obese person. It’s instinctive, like the way you would recoil from a pile of dog shit.

Dude, I don’t know if you know this, but most Americans are, you know, fat. WE ARE LEGION!

Your typical outrage feminist and limp-wristed manboob flirts dangerously close to the monster threshold. Humans recoil from manjawed, mustachioed, beady-eyed, actively aggressive women and chipmunk-cheeked, bitch tittied, curvaceously plush, passive-aggressive men as if they were the human equivalent of dog shit.

This has got to be the most ridiculously verbose version of “yeah, well, you’re a fatty” I’ve ever seen.

Oh, but it seems like we’re all about to get our big comeuppance:

The reflexive indulgence granted the monsters among us has lost its justification. Too many bleeding wounds from too many overzealous bites has rattled the slumber of the sleepers. A greater force than any sophistic monster in the world is about to bite back, viciously, lethally. Truth, as it always does, will claim ultimate victory.

Yeah, except that I’m pretty sure that “I hate you, you fat fatty” isn’t a Truth that matters a lot to anyone but you and your maladjusted fanboys.

Also, dude, you call yourself “Heartiste.” There is literally nothing more dopey than that.

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Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Seriously. Hateful, childish, bullying, mean-spirited shitbags stop being “the cool people” the very moment high school ends. I’d think a forty-year-old would have figured that out by now.

teirisias
teirisias
12 years ago

Eric S. Raymond once referred to Roissy as fiercely smart. I think that says all I need to know about both of them.

jumbofish
12 years ago

!!!
Humans recoil from pie-jawed, capped, maroon-eyed, actively angry women and wildebeest-cheeked, bowl tittied, eagerly plush, depressed men as if they were the human equivalent of a bunny Buttman.

kladle
kladle
12 years ago

Here is another one from a friend!

Humans recoil from Circuit City-jawed, condiment’ed, pickled-eyed, actively exuberant women and gazelle-cheeked, cigar tittied, vigorously plush, climactic men as if they were the human equivalent of goat neckbeards.

viola
12 years ago

I don’t recoil from persons of those descriptions. I’d argue that this proves the generalisation false, but I’m pretty sure Heartiste wouldn’t count me as human anyhow, what with me being actually girl-shaped.

Lisa
Lisa
12 years ago

First rule of the internet: Never, ever fucking react with a blog post bitching about someone if you find out that someone has been mocking you, even if it’s behind your back.

Ever. It makes you look like a whiny baby, all the time.

indifferentsky
12 years ago

I’m surprised he’s as decent looking as he is, you’d never know it the way he posts. His brain is gone.

indifferentsky
12 years ago

Meaning maladjusted… for someone with an “in” look, he posts as maladjusted.

jumbofish
12 years ago

I have no idea even what you are talking about or what his looks have to do with how he acts.

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
12 years ago

Roissy’s fascination with fatties is understandable to me now, because not being fat is pretty much the only thing going for him, as far as traditional views on beauty are concerned.

indifferentsky
12 years ago

Of course not. And my comments are as in depth serious as the rest are. I knew this would happen. Sorry for the flippant remark. I DO THINK tho that whether anyone likes it or not, I was expecting him to NOT live up to his own fantasy standards.

That is all.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

The 800 pound bulldyke in the room that “””progressives””” of all stripes don’t want you to notice is that a lot of their radical regressivist shock troopers are comprised of biologically faulty men and women who are at the extremes of effeminacy and masculinization respectively.

For a while now I’ve wanted to see a video game, probably an fps, with large muscled women and slender men as a subversive look at gender stereotypes. Apparently Roissy thinks that’s already been done. O_O

(Actually, I’m nearly positive that Adventure Time had a female character that was built like an ogre with a cat hoodie… Forget her name though.)

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

Susan Strong.

jumbofish
12 years ago

@ kirby
SUSAN STRoNGGGG

Dracula
Dracula
12 years ago

There’s also Princess Muscles.

nrpavadati
nrpavadati
12 years ago

Dear Mr. Futrelle, I just wanted to point out that Roissy or Heartiste or whatever he calls himself is a dishonest liar who is fond of misreporting studies in order to support his bigoted and misogynistic tirades against women. For instance, in one of his more recent blog posts (http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/04/23/another-experimentally-confirmed-game-concept-influencing-perception/) Roissy erroneously quoted a study as supporting the “game” concept of “perception fluidity” which entails “adopting alpha male body language, qualifying girls, dressing stylishly and acting charmingly aloof” and that this “can alter the perceptions of women to think you are more desirable than you would otherwise seem as just another beta face in the crowd.” Of course, further examination of the actual PLOS study (instead of the medicalxpress article he mentioned) revealed no such thing.

Here’s what I posted on Roissy’s blog as a response to his blatant chicanery:

“That PLOS study has nothing to do with perception fluidity and is therefore not generalizable to game. It’s about the cognitive representation of formidability organized around a core dimension of size and strength. The study authors see this as an evolved adaptation that is partially contingent upon a pre-existing body of experiences accrued during the maturation and growth of the human organism.”

Needless to say, Roissy refused to publish my comments. I suspect he routinely erases dissenting comments when he finds that he can no longer save face against a withering barrage of criticism. In Roissy’s case, I think the emperor has no clothes, which is why he would rather have a comments section filled with adoring fat, middle-aged males daily licking his nutsack, rather than one which encourages serious discussion.

So much for pretty lies.

jumbofish
12 years ago

@boomboom
You are really the only one in this thread that suggested you are surprised he looks normal because he is so bad or “maladjusted”. Other people were joking about his double standard of him being normal while obsessing over beauty which isn’t the same thing. You didn’t sound like you were joking to me.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

That’s her! That episode with the fish people and pool floaties was fun.

jumbofish
12 years ago

I don’t like the trope that bad people look scary/ugly or whatever. It tends to get abused a lot as reasons to hate someone or act cruel to them. Growing up and I used to get bullied just for looking “too creepy” and “ugly” so no I don’t think its really appropriate to say that.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@jumbofish:

For a great example of that, see Heartiste. Why should you hate feminists? Becuase they’re ugly, malformed plushies! You should just be naturally repulsed by them, therefore feminism is bad!

Of course, god help you if you meet a feminist who isn’t manjawed or pillowy. Then you won’t know what to believe!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

And now for an adventure time marathon!

jumbofish
12 years ago

@kirby
lol and we come back to the point of this topic. Looks don’t fucking matter in terms of personality or how “good” or “bad” you are.

jumbofish
12 years ago

@kirby
aawwww yay!!

I really need to finish watching all the episodes I missed!

Tatjna
Tatjna
12 years ago

“squishy groupthink minds”

Has he read the comments on his own blog lately?

TK
TK
12 years ago

Yawn. I think he just found a badly-written old tract and replaced ‘lepers’ with ‘feminists.’

Could be worse. He could have put it in verse.