So someone on Reddit posted a video showing time-lapse video of a girl from infanthood to 12 years old. Naturally, Redditors responded with creepy pedophilia jokes, and one Redditor (speaking for many, judging by the numerous upvotes) took the opportunity to complain about just how hard it is for dudes to not have sex with underage girls. Apparently these girls deliberately develop earlier than boys as part of an elaborate plot to entrap guys and send them to jail.
Thanks to ShitRedditSays for pointing me to this latest bit of egregious Redditry.
Well, a capybara is a useful companion on any adventure, but the trouble is he won’t be able to squeeze through the crack in the cave wall to get to the lever that opens the portcullis.
Sorry, I miscounted, the one study has only three authors, so it’s only five scientists.
How ’bout a ferret?
A ferret would work.
David, if you’re reading – could we maybe have a version of the Brandon Challenge just for Ruby? If she wants to keep participating here maybe she should have to respond, in detail, to the counterargument made to her comments.
Note – posting one link to a study does not constitute a detailed counterargument.
Or she could just drop the obsession with making everyone here toe the evopsych line. That would work too.
If that’s not going to happen then I’m with the people who said that we should just stop engaging her until she gets bored and goes away. There’s no point wasting time arguing with someone who doesn’t even read the comments wherein people explain why they don’t agree with her.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WE FOUND PROBLEMS WITH THOSE STUDIES. THE SAMPLES WERE NEGLIGIBLY SMALL. THERE WAS NO CONTROL. THEY DIDN’T ESTABLISH GENETIC CAUSES. THEY ONLYS TUDIED WHITE PEOPLE! THEY DON’T COME TO THE CONCLUSIONS YOU COME TO!
FUCK YOU! Seriously, go fuck yourself. Some of the folks telling you to fuck off are anthropologists or social scientists, and if you want to play that game and that game alone, you realize that you’re not dealing with science, because evopsychers don’t test fucking evolution (Which is tested with fucking fitness tests, nto the halfass measures you morons do). Fuck, you won’t even fucking admit you’re just talking about white people. Go crawl off where you can be The Feminist instead of here, amongst actual feminists who don’t suck at it.
I can donate the A positive blood for the pentagram.
We all think that Ruby’s a twit,
and the studies she cites are just shit.
But it’s “You’re mean to me
if you dare disagree!”
That has made us call her a fuckwit.
(inspired by Pecunium)
Oh man, I go off to clean my bathroom and I miss out on my assigned quest! Luckily, though, I’ve crossed off my tub on the list of the long-lost Prince of Atlantis’ potential hiding places. Tell me when there’s a Soul Diamond to trade!
…why don’t I get a quest?
I BET YOU ALL HATE ME >:(
I AM GOING TO GO CRY IN MY CORNER NOW
THANKS A LOT
You can come with me on my quest.
You could help me :-3 I’m in a landlocked city bisected by a river, so I’m not great at finding things from the sea.
Aw, Drac beat me to the bunch. Well that’s okay!
@Ozy, I’ve never done a quest. If you ignore Dracula and Viscaria and come with me, I will give you a gently used capybara with vision problems. Thx for your consideration.
MY QUEST IS BEST QUEST AND ALSO I CAN GIVE YOU A LIFETIME’S SUPPLY OF SALTY CRYSTAL LIGHT.
Bet there’s some pretty cool old books in the Library of the Ancients. Just sayin’…
Don’t listen to Viscaria. Salt is bad for your blood pressure. Come with me, and eat all the traditional Danish kringle you like. The pecan and the cream cheese varieties are particularly good. OMG my people are so good with the pastries!
Sorry ozy, I was just going by people on that thread at the moment. But if you happened to have a Universal Sextant, you could go look for pillowinhell, who may be lost in the swamp.
…Of course everyone wants Ozy to go on their quests. Zie is a valuable resource.
Here is why I am leaning against taking a ferret:
I beg to differ. That is clearly a stoat.
Or possibly an ermine.
@katz You are such a stoatist. Probably an erminist too, but that link didn’t work for me.
@katz, nah. That looks exactly like the wee ferret we had at my office, until it was killed by the mouse-killing guy. Which was a very sad day, not least because ferrets eats mices.
…although, now that I’ve gone and looked at your links, all those critters look pretty similar.
Oops, my ermine picture didn’t work. Well, I just googled “ermine” anyway.