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New Reddit theory: Girls develop early in order to entrap guys and send them to prison

So someone on Reddit posted a video showing time-lapse video of a girl from infanthood to 12 years old. Naturally, Redditors responded with creepy pedophilia jokes, and one Redditor (speaking for many, judging by the numerous upvotes) took the opportunity to complain about just how hard it is for dudes to not have sex with underage girls. Apparently these girls deliberately develop earlier than boys as part of an elaborate plot to entrap guys and send them to jail.

Thanks to ShitRedditSays for pointing me to this latest bit of egregious Redditry.

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Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

At Nameless, who has graced us with his presence yet again:

Promulgating that certain people have a sense of entitlement is a guilt trip tactic. Rapists do what they do because they lack empathy for their victims and feel no guilt about their deeds 99% of the time! They do it because they can and because they think that they’ll get away with it.

I’ve never been raped and I’m not in any way suggesting that my experience is the equivalent of rape, but my ex used to play with my breasts in annoying and sometimes painful ways, even after I told him to stop. It sure seemed like it was because he felt entitled to do what he wanted with my body, especially since he said things like, and I quote, “I’m your boyfriend, so they’re my boobs to do whatever I want with.” But I guess it wasn’t entitlement at all? Since entitlement doesn’t even exist, somehow?

And unlike most whiny MRAs who bitch about women having sex with underage boys getting off easy, I personally don’t find that double standard to be a bad thing at all.

I get the distinct — and absurd — impression that you think feminists will agree with your support for the abuse of boys. If you’re looking for a community of people who believe that girls are delicate flowers that need protecting from lecherous men, but boys LOVE sex and if they can have sex with a “hot teacher” or something they’re lucky, you need to move the fuck on.

jumbofish
12 years ago

He is totally not trolling:

However, you sound like a typical internet mangina.

Like the butt ugly hairy mary’s @ radfem

My oh my! Such butthurt. PMS much?

You can google him; assuming you know how to use it.

What’s up your butt, hellkell?

Oh wait

Addendum: Maybe I’m too reasonable and moderate for someone on this blog with a dissenting opinion…..*shrug* Perhaps I really do need to TROLL instead. But it’s quite telling that anyone who dares to disagree with the dominate paradigm around here gets branded a “troll” and is “boring” unless they’re actively offensive.

Well actually he is but he just has to do it because we won’t listen to his super intelligent ideas which no one has thought of before!! Because he is smart you see he needs to troll us.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Massive blockquote fail! And I actually typed “at” instead of @, which is frikkin’ weird. Attempt #2, sorry for the double post:

@Nameless, who has graced us with his presence yet again:

Promulgating that certain people have a sense of entitlement is a guilt trip tactic. Rapists do what they do because they lack empathy for their victims and feel no guilt about their deeds 99% of the time! They do it because they can and because they think that they’ll get away with it.

I’ve never been raped and I’m not in any way suggesting that my experience is the equivalent of rape, but my ex used to play with my breasts in annoying and sometimes painful ways, even after I told him to stop. It sure seemed like it was because he felt entitled to do what he wanted with my body, especially since he said things like, and I quote, “I’m your boyfriend, so they’re my boobs to do whatever I want with.” But I guess it wasn’t entitlement at all? Since entitlement doesn’t even exist, somehow?

And unlike most whiny MRAs who bitch about women having sex with underage boys getting off easy, I personally don’t find that double standard to be a bad thing at all.

I get the distinct — and absurd — impression that you think feminists will agree with your support for the abuse of boys. If you’re looking for a community of people who believe that girls are delicate flowers that need protecting from lecherous men, but boys LOVE sex and if they can have sex with a “hot teacher” or something they’re lucky, you need to move the fuck on.

jumbofish
12 years ago

anddddd he admits to being ok with some forms of child abuse

You disgust me.

ostara321
ostara321
12 years ago

Misandry does exist, but it’s usually wielded by the patriarchy. Assuming all men want to have sex with underage girls and will take advantage of them, given half a chance, IS misandry. Loathing the handful of men out there who are entitled, whining fucks for projecting their own personal preferences onto the entire male gender is not misandry. It’s deserved loathing directed at entitled, whining fucks.

I can’t help but wonder how they figure this plays out reversed. Are women just as likely to try to take advantage of underage boys who might just happen to look 19? Yeah, yeah, I know, we don’t have DUDE HORMONES which are apparently the worst things ever, ladeez don’t like sex so of course most of us don’t have the overwhelming urge to seduce little boys, and besides, it’s only ok when men do it, because, what are you, a misandrist or something? Don’t you know that DUDE HORMONES are so much worse than lady hormones?

ostara321
ostara321
12 years ago

Oh, I see, troll did address that, my bad. For realzies dude, this is not the place you’re going to find people rooting for of age ladies to take advantage of underage boys. Because, wait for it, we don’t actually hate men.

cloudiah
12 years ago

Ah yes, there are only two possible modes of existence: offensive or boring.

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
12 years ago

Shaenon, agreed. Men and women aren’t so different that we don’t have anything to talk about. My husband and I share many interests, so we always have something to discuss. We talk each other’s ears off sometimes. LOL.

cloudiah
12 years ago

Same idea as Nameless, but expressed much more eloquently by JtO:

The hole in your lower torso which which bleeds every 28 days is of rapidly diminishing social or commercial value.

/sarcasm

jumbofish
12 years ago

Shaenon, agreed. Men and women aren’t so different that we don’t have anything to talk about. My husband and I share many interests, so we always have something to discuss. We talk each other’s ears off sometimes. LOL.

Sooo does that mean you didn’t marry your husband for money/power? and he didn’t marry you for your looks? You married him because you share interests and like talking him like most normal people do in their relationship?

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Oh, come on, Jumbo. That would make her a total hypocrite. Not our Ruby!

Smoker
Smoker
12 years ago

For the record, I never endorsed knowingly having sex with minors. I don’t think that’s a good thing. I’m just saying, it’s a gray area because it’s not always a crime that is knowingly committed. I’ve seen tons of 17 year olds that look like twentysomethings. It happened to my friend once, he met someone at a bar, they were into each other, consensual sex, etc., and then she revealed her age. She didn’t do anything and as far as I know everything is amicable, but it really bugged me how she now essentially has him by the balls. She could send him to jail at any time, simply because she happened to be one year below the age limit.

There’s a big difference between pedophiles and ephebephiles. Come on people.

pillowinhell
12 years ago

OMNOM, I really don’t care whether a child is boy or girl, underage sex with them is wrong. I’m not going to condone boys being exploited this way anymore than I would girls. And like everyone else here, I don’t care what gender the perp is either, they deserve whatever punishment the law demands.

Shaenon
12 years ago

And why are radfems ugly, but you don’t make any comment on the physical appearance of MGTOW? Sexist, much?

I’m sure he has a good reason for it. I understand he has a high IQ.

pillowinhell
12 years ago

No sympathy here Smoker. As an adult, it is the adults responsibility to ensure that the partners we sleep with are of age to consent BEFORE we sleep with them.

jumbofish
12 years ago

@smoker

I won’t deny that appearance can be deceiving but a teen “having him by the balls”? Really?

Do you think there is a bunch of minors out there looking to seduce older men and then throw them in jail for the fun of it? Have you met anyone under the age of 18 or do you get your info from mra sites on how teens act?

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Anyway, they’re both obnoxious but in pretty different ways. (expect for the “look at me, I’m so smart”)

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

It happened to my friend once, he met someone at a bar, they were into each other, consensual sex, etc., and then she revealed her age.

It’s always happening to a friend, like a really shitty urban legend.

ozymandias42
12 years ago

Hey, I’ll even throw in the book my dad has about how to live on a small atoll, by a dude who took his wife off to one and lived there for like a decade! Although you wouldn’t have a wife.

I really do wonder how the “why don’t you mock misandry?” trolls get through life. Do they rent Star Wars and complain that William Shatner isn’t in it? Do they write letters to the author of the Hunger Games explaining that it would be so much better if she explained what Hogwarts was doing the whole time? Do they go to a cupcake store and demand equal time for pie?

Dvärghundspossen
12 years ago

Smoker, I’m not gonna blame your friend… If you meet someone at a bar it’s reasonable to expect that they’re of legal drinking age. But how is it that she “has him by the balls”? Okay, there ARE crazy people out there, but normal people don’t enjoy going through a rape trial with all that it entails (the inevitable victim-blaming etc). And even if the girl for some strange reason just dreamed about being at the center of attention at a rape trial, you need some kind of evidence to send people to jail. People aren’t put in jail just because somebody goes to the police and report a crime.

jumbofish
12 years ago

@hellkell
pretty much

I mean it’s so perfect for him to use. A 17 year old sneaked into a bar and tricked his friend into thinking she was older than she was. Then his friend slept with her and for some reason she decided to tell him she was underage afterwards. Not too unlikely just very convenient. (though I can’t figure out why she would tell him she was underage after they slept together. Teens girls just love threatening older men with false rape accusation amiright?)

Bee
Bee
12 years ago

For the record, I never endorsed knowingly having sex with minors. I don’t think that’s a good thing. I’m just saying, it’s a gray area because it’s not always a crime that is knowingly committed.

Yet here you are commenting on a post about redditors (of unknown ages, I suppose) talking about a girl they KNOW is 12 in a sexual manner. Is that a “gray area”? How about the many stories that commenters here have related, where they were aprroached by a much older man, they told the man that they were 14 or so, and the man continued to harrass them. Is that a “gray area”?

In these “gray area” cases you’re talking about, what you you think should happen? Do you think it should be legal for an adult to have sex with a minor, as long as the adult didn’t know to a certainty how old the minor was? Would that be a good result for everyone?

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
12 years ago

jumbofish, my husband and I met at work. I saw that he had a good job and was responsible, therefore would be a good provider. Had he been unemployed living in his parents’ basement, I probably wouldn’t have dated him.

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