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I’m beginning to have my doubts about the gynofascist ladytopia

Up until now, as you all know, I’ve been a strong supporter of the gynofascist ladytopia. But after watching the following video I am beginning to reconsider. Three seconds is too short. This lady is too bossy. And I really, really don’t want to have to learn how to line dance. Also, why does everyone have to wear a white shirt? Watch, and you’ll see what I mean. If this is the ladytopia, I want none of it!

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damselindetech
8 years ago

Daw. The video’s gone already. 🙁

Lady Zombie
Lady Zombie
8 years ago

This video has been removed by the user. Dawwww!
Here is a repost though. Dear lord. It’s awful.

Shadow
Shadow
8 years ago

My ears!!! My beautfiul ears!!! Look what you’ve done to them!!!

cloudiah
8 years ago

I’m beginning to have my doubts about the gynofascist ladytopia

Don’t make me send the zombie Betty Friedan after you.

abeegoesbuzz
abeegoesbuzz
8 years ago

Wait a minute … you can only look for three seconds and then look away, but what if it’s a giant freaking off-key ideological trainwreck and you literally CANNOT look away because it’s TOO HORRIBLE!!!! What then????

This sort of edutainmental song makes me yearn for School House Rock. Three is a magic number, y’all. Do we need to know anything more than that? No we don’t.

Holly Pervocracy
8 years ago

I watched three seconds of that video, but that was all.

indifferentsky
8 years ago

A few thoughts.

1. Allred, huh? o.0
2. She has money and time, like those “real housewives”.
3. She probably heard Avril Lavigne and thought- I sound like that, I could do that.
4. The producers actually could have made her sound better, and should be fired.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

That’s scary. And I’m not even a man.

Glass
Glass
8 years ago

“The producers actually could have made her sound better, and should be fired.”

Maybe they DID make her sound better!

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
8 years ago

That was a war crime.

However, since it was perpetrated in the Futrelle Zone, (adjacent to the Phantom Zone) the Geneva Conventions do not apply.

Also, I wouldn’t say it’s “Allred” so much as “Allorange.”

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

O_O I mean, I grew up listening to country music, so I’m no stranger to the formula.

It’s the three second rule
Just like the rules you had in school
It’s just my three second rule
It’s designed to keep my men and line just as long as they know the three second rule

BUT OH COME ON! I’ve heard better rhymes from “Hatred of Women!”

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
8 years ago

Someone needs to let her know she can’t sing. I could only take a few seconds of it. Is the 3 second rule about not staring? Some men stare at women and think it’s charming. It’s not.

nwoslave
8 years ago

Pretty standard stuff for the western world. Women, when given the opportunity, quickly devolve down to hypersexual animals in heat. Trillions spent every year on fashion, makeup, perfume, jewelry, ect, to enhance a women signaling their readiness to reproduce. All the while women demand men to not act on their instinct to reproduce, (3 second rule).

A while back I asked if it’d be okay to put female animals in heat before male animals and than beat the male animals for acting on their instinct. Of course female animals don’t do that because it’d be contrary to their nature. It’d be detrimental and dangerous.

Since it’s okay, in fact it’s endorsed for women to behave like animals in heat. To act on pure instinct with no repercussions or accountability. Is it okay for men to act like animals in heat? To act on pure instinct? To reproduce, or attempt to do so with the animals in heat that are signalling reddiness?

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

The 21 first seconds are ok, though.

It’s not even a good rule. In 3 seconds, you have plenty of time to make the people you’re staring at feel very uncomfortable.

Holly Pervocracy
8 years ago

NWO, how do I act like I’m not in heat?

I’d like to! But I’m kinda lost here.

I’m wearing a gray t-shirt, black hoodie, and jeans right now. Is that okay, or too heat-y? I need some fashion tips here!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@NWO:

Hooray, you’re here! I was beginning to think things would be boring tonight.

… Hooray… more actual misandrist statements saying that men are animals that are slaves to their animal instincts.

A while back I asked if it’d be okay to put female animals in heat before male animals and than beat the male animals for acting on their instinct.

No, it isn’t ok. Because you shouldn’t beat animals.

Pretty standard stuff for the western world. Women, when given the opportunity, quickly devolve down to hypersexual animals in heat. Trillions spent every year on fashion, makeup, perfume, jewelry, ect, to enhance a women signaling their readiness to reproduce.

Hey, NWO? You do realize that women in lipstick or jewlery aren’t necessarily wearing such things to tell people she wants to have sex, right? Like… Are you signaling your sex-readiness every time you wear a suit and tie?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

So this is what NWO’s idea of a woman behaving like an animal in heat looks like? Let’s hope he never goes to Vegas, at least not without a cardiologist on hand.

Lady Zombie
Lady Zombie
8 years ago

I thought the 3 second rule was when you dropped food on the ground.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@CassandraSays:

I don’t really want to dredge up an old comment of his, but NWO’s idea of a “woman in heat” is a 14-year-old on the beach “shaking her stuff.” -_-

indifferentsky
8 years ago

The commenters here are the best in the world. There is NOTHING I could pull out of NWO’s post to respond to. You guys are the best. All I could think of was, NWO what the fuck are you talking about? And then I got tired.

cloudiah
8 years ago

OWLslave, it’s easy. Don’t beat (or rape) animals, and don’t rape (or beat) women.

Holly, on to your question. I’m kind of an expert on this because I’ve been spending some time lately trying to figure out if my cats are in heat, before I take them in to be spayed. Are you unusually affectionate, or do you find yourself rubbing your hindquarters against furniture, toys, or other people? Do you spend an excessive amount of time licking your genital area? Do you vocalize loudly, stopping only after you’ve mated? Do you assume a mating position (head down, prone with rear quarters raised)? If so, you may indeed be in heat.

Oh wait, are you a cat? I forgot to ask that very important question. If not, never mind.

Holly Pervocracy
8 years ago

I do most of those things, I gotta admit, but I can’t reach far enough to lick. 🙁

Holly Pervocracy
8 years ago

That smiley should have been =^._.^=

abeegoesbuzz
abeegoesbuzz
8 years ago

All the while women demand men to not act on their instinct to reproduce, (3 second rule).

Is that how reproduction works? You see, Jaden, when a daddy’s gaze lingers on a mommy for longer than 3 seconds, she gets a baby in her tummy. And that’s how you were born!

If that’s the case, it’s weird that singin’ lady had to make up a Rule about it. One would think MRAs, at least, would be gouging out their eyes, in an effort not to be stuck with the dreaded CHILD SUPPORT.

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

NWO, I knwo your feel. So much sexual readiness, she obvioulsy wants to have sex with me, since she let me saw her like that. But when I try to sex her, it happens to be a video, and I don’t know how to do to have sex with a video. Help, I think she worse-than-raped me by stopping me to reproduce with her!

Wait, or is it just for men? Or maybe it’s the penis? Is it really so painful to have a boner? Maybe you should see a doctor about this issue.

</subtle sarcasm>

Kyrie
Kyrie
8 years ago

If my sexual partner fall from the bed, do I only have 3 seconds to help him go back?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

Alright, so going by the Consumer Expenditure Survey, the amount of money spent per single person (unmarried men and women with no kids) on “Apparel and services”, “Personal care products and services,” and “miscellaneous” (just for the hell of over stating it):

$1,241+$426+$730 = $2,397 per year.

Since there are about 96 million such single people, that leads to about:

2,397*96,000,000 = 230,112,000,000

Or about 230 billion dollars on those categories. Since this is most likely an overestimate due to including men, there is no way in hell you could get trillions spent by single women trying to entice men by their sexuality. Which is really what NWO is after here.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

I figured that married women would have no need to “signal their readiness to reproduce.” I also assumed “adults” for everyone’s sake.

Polliwog
Polliwog
8 years ago

“Acting like a hypersexual animal in heat” = “being a fairly modestly-dressed middle-aged woman who sings very, very badly while dudes in cowboy hats line-dance”? Dude, NWO, you know some WEIRD animals.

On the one hand, this definition suits me better than the earlier “wearing clothes” one insofar as I am far more likely to wear clothes than I am to sing like that (or to be around a bevy of line-dancing dudes), but on the other hand…wtf I don’t even how in the hell is anything in that video even sexual let alone hypersexual aaaaaaargh.

I mean, I guess she is wearing clothes, and there are men there. They are not particularly sexy clothes, and the men appear to be busy line-dancing and trying not to crack up rather than being desperately inflamed with lust, but then, I think she does change outfits a couple of times (I am not inflicting that video on myself a second time to verify this), so presumably in NWO-land that means she sexed them all up repeatedly with her multiple pieces of attire?

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
8 years ago

nwoslave, those women do want men to act on their instinct to reproduce. They just don’t want you to act on your instinct to reproduce. Got that?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

In order to get to 1 trillion dollars for the same group of people, you’d need to spend an average of 10K a year per person just on jewlery, makeup, etc.

If it were just women, then (going by the website saying that there are 100 single women for every 88 single men) you would need every adult single woman in the US to spend:

1 trillion / ~51 million = $19,583, or almost 20K a year.

According to slightly outdated data from wikipedia states that the median individual income for women over 25 was $19,679 a year.

Apparently, (by averages), women were left with about $100 per year to spend on food and shelter and whatnot. Maybe they were spending all that money to look good so that they could entrap men to pay for the rest of the stuff for them! XD

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

My husband declares his intent to fuck very enthusiastically.

I ask, with my brandy in hand and my monocle on face, “Why my dear husband, do you perchance desire to do naughty sexual things together?”

To which he responds, “HELL YES!”

Sexytime then commences. He doesn’t need to use semaphore or special code or ANYTHING. It’s AMAZING.

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

Also, judging by my husband, who is a shameless slut, and my own experience with farm animals…

You REALLY don’t know what “act like a hypersexual animal in heat” ACTUALLY means, do you?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

Seriously, if this nice middle aged lady with her shapeless clothes and her twee lyrics is NWOs idea of an irresistably tempting woman who is deliberately driving all the men mad with her animalistic sexuality I don’t know how he gets through the day. A trip to Safeway to buy cereal must be like a live sex show for him.

Flora
Flora
8 years ago

So I’m a slut when I want to “act on my instinct to reproduce” more than my man (within the confines of our relationship and without actual reproduction) but when he wants to more than me we should pity him because he’s got to suppress his natural instincts? Boo hoo. (And, for the record, I’d say the former is far more frequent than the latter. Because I’m a slutty, slutty slut. In heat. With makeup on.)

Also, if I’m dealing with a stallion and he tries to go after a mare in heat, um, yes I tell him to back down and ignore her. Because it’s not appropriate to go try and mount a mare in the middle of a show ring when she’s working and he’s supposed to be working too. Most stallions pick up pretty quickly that there are times to do their job as a show horse and there are times to do their job as a stallion. They know they can do that later, in private, when everyone agrees to the process. I don’t know, maybe there’s an analogy to be drawn here…?

Rutee Katreya
8 years ago

nwoslave, those women do want men to act on their instinct to reproduce. They just don’t want you to act on your instinct to reproduce. Got that?

….No, seriously, I don’t, I just don’t want to be hassled at my job, regarding lipstick. I choose jewelry as an accessory. Stop helping.

katz
8 years ago

That was a war crime.

However, since it was perpetrated in the Futrelle Zone, (adjacent to the Phantom Zone) the Geneva Conventions do not apply.

And the criminals will be tried in Admiralty Court.

Falconer
Falconer
8 years ago

@LBT — Semaphore’s more for the tortured, forbidden love type scenario, anyway.

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

RE: Falconer

Appropriate video! Though my husband is claiming now that he WOULD use semaphore, but only if he’s allowed to use other parts of his anatomy than his hands.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

Aww, did NWO leave already? Come back, NWO, come back! Look! Hypersexualized Animals in Heat!!! (Link is sorta NSFW, but not very)

I mean… So its more like female artists are depicted as hypersexualized rather than are hypersexual, but still!

(On a scary note, apparently about 61% of the photos of women on the covers of magazines are ‘hypersexualized’ by the study’s judgement, as opposed to 2% of photos of men. Oi.)

Shaenon
8 years ago

Hey, NWO? You do realize that women in lipstick or jewlery aren’t necessarily wearing such things to tell people she wants to have sex, right? Like… Are you signaling your sex-readiness every time you wear a suit and tie?

NWO has explained many times that women get orgasms by wearing clothes in public. As far as I can figure out, it works like this:

1. Women do not get orgasms from sex. They get orgasms from telepathically picking up on random men’s attraction to them while no sex is happening.
2. Therefore, women deliberately wear attractive clothing in public in order to arouse men, which gives the women constant orgasms.
3. Anything a woman wears is attractive enough to arouse a man, so all the women you see are having secret telepathic orgasms, not just the ones in sexy outfits. (I think NWO once conceded that it would be okay for women to go outdoors in full-length pioneer prairie dresses, with no makeup or jewelry, but everything else is slutwear.)
3a. All you women claiming that you usually wear jeans and T-shirts are lying. Women aways wear bikinis, micro-miniskirts, and/or see-through shirts with no bras. Go to the mall and tell me I’m wrong. Every woman there is in a bikini.
4. It’s unfair that women get to have all these orgasms from wearing clothes in public, while the men from whom they telepathically steal those orgasms receive no orgasms at all.
5. Therefore, if a woman goes out in public wearing clothes, men should be allowed to rape her.

Did I miss anything in this logic chain, NWO?

ascendingPig
ascendingPig
8 years ago

kirbywarp, as a Lady of Science I must object to your comparing median income to mean amount spent on jewelry. It’s super misleading, and we don’t need to lie with statistics to prove our points.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

@ascendingPig:

Duly noted. It was more for amusement than anything else, but it also was the only info I could find.

indifferentsky
8 years ago

1. Women do not get orgasms from sex. They get orgasms from telepathically picking up on random men’s attraction to them while no sex is happening.
2. Therefore, women deliberately wear attractive clothing in public in order to arouse men, which gives the women constant orgasms.

Do you know how cool this would be?
wow.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
8 years ago

I was gonna say… Sign me up for secret telepathic orgasms!

pillowinhell
8 years ago

Wait wut? I’m supposed to get orgasms by wearing clothing? Why wasn’t this explained to me years ago? Or is it that I’m just one of those freakishly man type females, so I’ve never experienced this? I’m sure that must be it, because every time an MRA lists the attributes of femininity, it bears no resemblance to me or any woman I know.

NWO, please explain to me how the human species could survive if women had proper feminine traits? Cause that lobotomy of human characteristics seems like something you wouldn’t want passed on to your kids, especially as its just as likely to happen to sons.

pillowinhell
8 years ago

Well I guess I better get my priorities in order. Last year I spent zero on make up or jewelry and maybe fifty bucks on clothes.

Clearly I have not been doing my part to maintain the economy.