Up until now, as you all know, I’ve been a strong supporter of the gynofascist ladytopia. But after watching the following video I am beginning to reconsider. Three seconds is too short. This lady is too bossy. And I really, really don’t want to have to learn how to line dance. Also, why does everyone have to wear a white shirt? Watch, and you’ll see what I mean. If this is the ladytopia, I want none of it!
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Daw. The video’s gone already. 🙁
This video has been removed by the user. Dawwww!
Here is a repost though. Dear lord. It’s awful.
My ears!!! My beautfiul ears!!! Look what you’ve done to them!!!
Don’t make me send the zombie Betty Friedan after you.
Wait a minute … you can only look for three seconds and then look away, but what if it’s a giant freaking off-key ideological trainwreck and you literally CANNOT look away because it’s TOO HORRIBLE!!!! What then????
This sort of edutainmental song makes me yearn for School House Rock. Three is a magic number, y’all. Do we need to know anything more than that? No we don’t.
I watched three seconds of that video, but that was all.
A few thoughts.
1. Allred, huh? o.0
2. She has money and time, like those “real housewives”.
3. She probably heard Avril Lavigne and thought- I sound like that, I could do that.
4. The producers actually could have made her sound better, and should be fired.
That’s scary. And I’m not even a man.
The video up in the post now should work.
I don’t want to cast any aspersions but I don’t think the dudes in the video are very good dancers.
Of course, if they were good, it might be sort of jarring in the context of, you know, her terrible singing, lyrics, etc. .
“The producers actually could have made her sound better, and should be fired.”
Maybe they DID make her sound better!
That was a war crime.
However, since it was perpetrated in the Futrelle Zone, (adjacent to the Phantom Zone) the Geneva Conventions do not apply.
Also, I wouldn’t say it’s “Allred” so much as “Allorange.”
Crap. I’ve watched this like 4 or 5 times, and now I’ve got it stuck in my head.
“It’s just my 3-second RUUUU-ooh-ooh-ool!”
O_O I mean, I grew up listening to country music, so I’m no stranger to the formula.
BUT OH COME ON! I’ve heard better rhymes from “Hatred of Women!”
Someone needs to let her know she can’t sing. I could only take a few seconds of it. Is the 3 second rule about not staring? Some men stare at women and think it’s charming. It’s not.
Pretty standard stuff for the western world. Women, when given the opportunity, quickly devolve down to hypersexual animals in heat. Trillions spent every year on fashion, makeup, perfume, jewelry, ect, to enhance a women signaling their readiness to reproduce. All the while women demand men to not act on their instinct to reproduce, (3 second rule).
A while back I asked if it’d be okay to put female animals in heat before male animals and than beat the male animals for acting on their instinct. Of course female animals don’t do that because it’d be contrary to their nature. It’d be detrimental and dangerous.
Since it’s okay, in fact it’s endorsed for women to behave like animals in heat. To act on pure instinct with no repercussions or accountability. Is it okay for men to act like animals in heat? To act on pure instinct? To reproduce, or attempt to do so with the animals in heat that are signalling reddiness?
The 21 first seconds are ok, though.
It’s not even a good rule. In 3 seconds, you have plenty of time to make the people you’re staring at feel very uncomfortable.
NWO, how do I act like I’m not in heat?
I’d like to! But I’m kinda lost here.
I’m wearing a gray t-shirt, black hoodie, and jeans right now. Is that okay, or too heat-y? I need some fashion tips here!
@NWO:
Hooray, you’re here! I was beginning to think things would be boring tonight.
… Hooray… more actual misandrist statements saying that men are animals that are slaves to their animal instincts.
No, it isn’t ok. Because you shouldn’t beat animals.
Hey, NWO? You do realize that women in lipstick or jewlery aren’t necessarily wearing such things to tell people she wants to have sex, right? Like… Are you signaling your sex-readiness every time you wear a suit and tie?
So this is what NWO’s idea of a woman behaving like an animal in heat looks like? Let’s hope he never goes to Vegas, at least not without a cardiologist on hand.
I thought the 3 second rule was when you dropped food on the ground.
@CassandraSays:
I don’t really want to dredge up an old comment of his, but NWO’s idea of a “woman in heat” is a 14-year-old on the beach “shaking her stuff.” -_-
The commenters here are the best in the world. There is NOTHING I could pull out of NWO’s post to respond to. You guys are the best. All I could think of was, NWO what the fuck are you talking about? And then I got tired.
OWLslave, it’s easy. Don’t beat (or rape) animals, and don’t rape (or beat) women.
Holly, on to your question. I’m kind of an expert on this because I’ve been spending some time lately trying to figure out if my cats are in heat, before I take them in to be spayed. Are you unusually affectionate, or do you find yourself rubbing your hindquarters against furniture, toys, or other people? Do you spend an excessive amount of time licking your genital area? Do you vocalize loudly, stopping only after you’ve mated? Do you assume a mating position (head down, prone with rear quarters raised)? If so, you may indeed be in heat.
Oh wait, are you a cat? I forgot to ask that very important question. If not, never mind.
I do most of those things, I gotta admit, but I can’t reach far enough to lick. 🙁