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Off-topic: Bjork now a bird

I've got a real post coming in a bit. In the meantime, enjoy this paparazzi photo which clearly shows that Bjork has been transformed into a bird.

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FelixBC
FelixBC
12 years ago

Misandry!

Just keeping the outrage limber.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Awww.

drockthecasbah
12 years ago

This post landed in my email inbox at precisely 4:20pm.

Coincidence? I think not!

indifferentsky
12 years ago

Just when I thought Bjork couldn’t get any cuter…it happened.

cloudiah
12 years ago
Quackers
Quackers
12 years ago

LOL! she finally outdid the infamous Swan dress

havebookswilltravel
12 years ago

Well, this just totally invalidates “Human Behaviour” for me. It was one of my favourite songs too!

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Bjawk Bjawk Bjawk

LeftWingFox
LeftWingFox
12 years ago

This bird is being romanced off-camera by Nicholas Cage’s hawk-hair.

LBT
LBT
12 years ago

Nonono, see, that bird went to Disneyland and got a Mickey Mouse hat! I’m sure it had a great time.

garvan
garvan
12 years ago

HEY LOOK! A WOMAN WHO CAN BREAK NORMS, AND HAS AGENCY OVER HER OWN BEHAVIOUR!

LET’S MOCK HER LIKE SHE’S SOME SORT OF CREATURE!!!

Bjork is kind of amazing, and watching you emotionally stunted shit-creatures make fun of her is unacceptable.

Bjork is an amazing person and will pretty much always have people that love her because she actually developed BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING, unlike you sick cancerous bog dwellers.

Honestly, fuck you.

This is AMAZINGLY anti-woman, and it’s sort of thought process that lets slut-shaming exist.

You make me SICK, you mere pretender. You’re just as misogynistic as the MRAs you pull out of context quotes from.

Thanks FEMINISTS! You keep women down more than the patriarchy ever could.

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Since I read this post fifteen minutes ago, I’ve been listening non-stop Bjork’s songs. Your evil Bjork-hating post didn’t work on me, David!

MissPrism
12 years ago

You evil misbjorkist!
*sings along with Kyrie’s Bjork songs, bjorkily*

cloudiah
12 years ago

I’m bjorking too:

Rutee Katreya
12 years ago

Thanks FEMINISTS! You keep women down more than the patriarchy ever could.

Mocking one woman != saying women as a class belong in the kitchen, powerless and without agency. I concur: You’re a troll, and likely an MRA one since you specifically mentioned their powerless little group. I also mock* creationists: EVEN IF THEY ARE WOMEN GASPSHOCKHORROR. Amazingly, being female doesn’t override everything

*Though I don’t think Bjork is really being mocked much here aside from style, which is cool, but also weird.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
12 years ago

I think garvan gave away hir MRA status with “out of context quotes”, implying that the overall MRA message is good but there are a tiny number of statements that could make the MRM look bad if taken at face value. Gee, I’ve never heard that one before. What’s next, a list of quotes from Dworkin? Nice try, garvan.

Ponkz
Ponkz
12 years ago

@garvan – obvious troll is obvious!

This feminist fucking LOVES Bjork, btw. She is one of my heroes, and I consider this post an affectionate ribbing of her uniquely eccentric style.

Here’s Bjork being awesome:

abeegoesbuzz
abeegoesbuzz
12 years ago

Aw, at least this troll is a little bit funny. Now, if only xie could get it through xir MRAbrain that actually treating women like creatures and slut shaming are bad things, maybe we’d get somewhere.

Also: That bird is pretty.

garvan
garvan
12 years ago

I’m kind of sick to my stomach at this point that you people just ended up trying to objectify Bjork more, come up with reasons it’s “okay”, and then try to say it’s not blatant woman hating by essentially saying its okay because the patriarchy is worse.

Wrong doesn’t work in degrees. Wrong is wrong.

Taking a woman, removing her agency, and objectifying her is always wrong.

I can’t believe I have to explain this to you.

cloudiah
12 years ago

indifferentsky
12 years ago

This thread made me LOL my head off.
I. don’t. even.

“removing her agency” WAT???
Too funny.

I’m sorry, but that bird looks like Bjork. So what?
“Blatant woman hating.” Hahahahaha.

So doing that to women is “always wrong”. Ok. Sometimes birds and animals look like people. Is it wrong to do that with men, too? Why not say, “claiming some animal looks like a person is always wrong.”

Say it.
You know all the misogyny posted on this site, and me checking it daily has been starting to get me down… that spell is now broken I think. Thanks for the laughs garvan.