Is it wrong that I love the perpetually incoherent Christian J. – the self-proclaimed Male Renaissance Agitator behind What Men Are Saying About Women – as much as I do? If it’s wrong, I don’t want him to be right! Fortunately, he’s never right about anything.
Here, to celebrate today not being tax day, are some tasty quotes from some of his most recent posts. (He really churns those suckers out.)
Vaginamoney is the root of all evil:
You have to wonder how the opposite sex can easily make the claim about how “Strong” and “Independent” they are when in actual fact the majority of those making that claim are either receiving child support, vaginamoney as well as copious handouts from the state, their very own standby sugar daddy is on call 24/7. One who has been trained to behave like a defacto ATM, specifically trained to drip feed cash when required, without asking too many inappropriate questions and to hide when anyone or anything approaches..
Come on and take a free orifice ride:
[W]hat do women actually bring to the table besides their genitals and reproductive ability. Why do they now increase and expand their value as human being rather than relying on the state for enforcement of their will and they free ride their orifice affords them..
(That one was so incoherent, even by Christian J. standards, that I’m thinking there must be a typo in there somewhere. Maybe “now” should be “not?” Obviously the “they” near the end should be a “the.”)
[W]hile the slut feminist hoards continue with their manufactured bastardry, the response will be tailored to nullify it..
Too many slut feminists spoil the broth:
How many times have you heard those slut feminists and their cowtowing (sic) white knights and manginas claim that all the MM and men in general want to do is put women back into the kitchen. …
They make that claim whenever any mention is made regarding all those anti male laws and sexist actions that governments have introduced to nobble men, take away our fundamental human rights and turn us into third class citizens, whose sole activity is to be forced to act subserviently, like a slave, to the opposite sex. …
Now just think for a moment about the fact that women can’t even cook anymore, they are totally useless in the kitchen … They have problems even making a sandwich, even that task is beyond their capability, a proven inability. So why would any man want to “Put women back into the kitchen”, it just doesn’t make any sense. It’s just stupid..
“Nobble?”
@Eurosabra: Gee, do you actually believe what those men say about their sex lives?
http://www.txstate.edu/news/news_releases/external_news/2004/06/liestudy060604.html
http://www.ur.umich.edu/0506/Feb20_06/04.shtml
I have this bridge in Brooklyn I’d love to sell you. . . . . .
Viscaria – Congratulations! I’m happy for you!
Eurosabra – Dude, seriously. These assholes you keep praising? They’re con men. And it’s not women they’re conning, it’s you.
[cloudiah taps foot impatiently, waiting for school to get out.]
I wholeheartedly support this. Yay semi-obscure poetic forms!
(Also, I am kind of jealous of you and Ozy. Reading Manboobz occasionally makes me grumpy, because as a straight, cisgendered, relatively thin, long-haired white woman I periodically end up worrying that the stupid fuckers might think I’m on their side. About the only visible thing I have to chase them off is that I’m currently unable to walk unassisted, which is a pretty lame (pun fully intended) way to scare away idiots, since at some point I do hope to get better. I need a hat that says “FEMINIST” or something. :-p )
Are we still talking about betta fish?
I had one once. He only moved when I fed him, or when I was changing my clothes.
Hooray for Viscaria!
I think someone needs to draw a literal picture of “feminists and their cowtowing white knights”
That one would fall under the category of “difficult” in a game of Pictionary for sure!
I’m pretty sure it’s not a major accomplishment to get laid in Washington D.C. We impeached a guy for it once.
Okay, Eurosabra’s comment about getting laid in DC (where I live!) is one of the most hilarious things I’ve heard in a long time.
We don’t have to stop at his absurd statement that no man in DC ever gets laid. DC has no fewer than THREE sex positive groups (Black Rose, Dark Odyssey, and TNG), along with half a dozen other little clubs. TNG and Black Rose have classes on many different aspects of sexuality EVERY WEEK. Winter Fire and Momentum, two of the biggest sex-positive events in the US, happen in DC EVERY YEAR.
You rang?
Hell, people get laid in DC all the time. Sometimes the sex they’re having is even legal!
Come to think of it, I had sex in DC a couple times.
I’ll try to say that in an un-titillating way so it’ll still count.
You are all so wrong! It’s impossible to have sex in DC, because people are too busy having careers! Only the unemployed have sex!
(Also thanks guys (#^.^#))
*adds her congrats to the pile for Viscaria*
I wonder if my blog counts as “titillating”? I mean, some of it is sex sex stories written to inform people about my rare fetish, but most of it is stuff I’ve written to share memories with my friends.
I’m going to go on record saying, I don’t think there is a single city in the WHOLE WORLD where nobody is having hetero sex, even if they do other things; such as being “job- and career-focused”, or going skiing, or having a very time-consuming hobby. You can quote me! I’m basing this controversial conclusion on the premise that having sex/finding sex partners does not actually have to be a 24-7 occupation.
DC also has about 75,000 married couples.
I know in PUA-world sex only happens between attractive young strangers who meet at a club, but seriously now.
Silly Holly. Married couples have tepid bangs once a week! They don’t have tons of hot sex, like PUAs fucking a drunk stranger who has no idea what they like in bed once a month.
At a rate of $170.00 per mo, my child and I enjoy the luxury of sometimes living off of vaginamoney sammiches. I could hire an attorney and try to increase the mega bucks that is my vaginamoney, but then it open up the possibility of the AWOL “bastard-maker” gene donor to access to my daughter who has never known him. Let me tell you, for the past 12 years I have just raked in the rewards of single parenting. I received welfare for a year back in 2000. It was a whopping $240.00 per mo. my rent was $300.00. Sweet sweet vaginamoney is like not winning the lottery. I am thinking of joining the cuntry club with all of my vaginariches…
Congrats Viscaria!
Well, as a pick-up old timer, relatively-speaking and a participant in the original Project Hollywood, I’ve gotten materials as review copies. So the last PUA item I actually paid for was Clarisse Thorn’s _Memoirs of a Pick-Up Artist Chaser_, which I bought for $2.99 the first day on Amazon. And again, some of the things I’ve seen and done certainly bear out the effectiveness of PUA tactics, and with the obsession of proving PUA effectiveness certainly there’s some unhealthy exhibitionism/non-consensual videorecording going on in some corners of the scene (not mine) that people could handle better if they were clear about the fact that PUA is seduction as kink, which means you need SSC rules for a scene as such.
Again, right to preferences, people. Sex in DC even among young straight conventionally-attractive nightclub-going people is a lot broader than the PUA experience, but there seems to be a khaki-clad underground of the % of college students who didn’t have sex as undergrads who continue to not have sex in the DC working world.
Boy, there sure is… a proportion of people who don’t have sex.
Boy howdy do they, you know, exist.
Therefore, PUA PUA PUA NEG HB10 PEACOCK NEG PUA. Clearly.
…Seriously, if all your beliefs about gender relations hinge on the idea that heterosexual sex hardly ever happens, I have some news for you.
Congrats on getting the job, Viscaria.
Dropping in fashionably late to offer a Righteous Stampede City Fistbump of Gainful Employment to Viscaria.
Woot woot!
Again, I’m a nerd with a visible disability and anxiety disorder. Hetero sex rarely happens between me (38) and an able-bodied younger woman (18-24) with model-quality looks, simply because I’m very high-maintenance. However, you’d be surprised whom I’ve been with in the past. You never can tell who will like what qualities. Right to preferences, people.
I do have raging body-hate issues relating to disability, and they intruded on my relationships in the past. I am working on not being a raging a-hole, unfortunately I haven’t found a middle ground yet between raging a-hole and subby sub who wants to fawn on someone, and while subby sub is closer to my natural personality it’s a turnoff to women who are into caveman-seduction-as-kink. I don’t have an answer to that yet and being “true to myself” left me single for a very long time.
A: I don’t believe you (Given the massive amount of whining you’ve done)
B: I don’t care
You’re still just an idiot.
Are you illiterate?