Is it wrong that I love the perpetually incoherent Christian J. – the self-proclaimed Male Renaissance Agitator behind What Men Are Saying About Women – as much as I do? If it’s wrong, I don’t want him to be right! Fortunately, he’s never right about anything.
Here, to celebrate today not being tax day, are some tasty quotes from some of his most recent posts. (He really churns those suckers out.)
Vaginamoney is the root of all evil:
You have to wonder how the opposite sex can easily make the claim about how “Strong” and “Independent” they are when in actual fact the majority of those making that claim are either receiving child support, vaginamoney as well as copious handouts from the state, their very own standby sugar daddy is on call 24/7. One who has been trained to behave like a defacto ATM, specifically trained to drip feed cash when required, without asking too many inappropriate questions and to hide when anyone or anything approaches..
Come on and take a free orifice ride:
[W]hat do women actually bring to the table besides their genitals and reproductive ability. Why do they now increase and expand their value as human being rather than relying on the state for enforcement of their will and they free ride their orifice affords them..
(That one was so incoherent, even by Christian J. standards, that I’m thinking there must be a typo in there somewhere. Maybe “now” should be “not?” Obviously the “they” near the end should be a “the.”)
[W]hile the slut feminist hoards continue with their manufactured bastardry, the response will be tailored to nullify it..
Too many slut feminists spoil the broth:
How many times have you heard those slut feminists and their cowtowing (sic) white knights and manginas claim that all the MM and men in general want to do is put women back into the kitchen. …
They make that claim whenever any mention is made regarding all those anti male laws and sexist actions that governments have introduced to nobble men, take away our fundamental human rights and turn us into third class citizens, whose sole activity is to be forced to act subserviently, like a slave, to the opposite sex. …
Now just think for a moment about the fact that women can’t even cook anymore, they are totally useless in the kitchen … They have problems even making a sandwich, even that task is beyond their capability, a proven inability. So why would any man want to “Put women back into the kitchen”, it just doesn’t make any sense. It’s just stupid..
“Nobble?”
Look at that beta mangina FUCK…hurrderp
http://bettafish.tk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/betta-fish.jpg
Beta fish actually act like your stereotypical alpha. They are very territorial (hence also being known as Siamese fighting fish) and having 2 in a tank means one of them is gonna die. They’ve also been known to attack females who refuse to mate with them 🙁
Its better to keep your betas as MGTOWs.
OMG…David you MUST use this picture in one of your posts http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p9e2mrzf1qfbon7o1_1280.jpg
Someday, I want to have hair that awesome.
@ magdelynswallows,
I had one ex-service guy tell me his squad’s favorite cadence went something like this;
Rape! Kill! Pillage! And burn!
Rape, kill, pillage and burn!
EAT BAYBIES!
Rape! Kill! Pillage! And burn!
Rape, kill, pillage and burn!
EAT BAYBIES!
At least, it was their favorite until one of the officer’s wives heard it. The next day, said officer went to the cadence callers and said “You know, guys, you can still sing that one…just not in front of the wives.
That fish looks like it’s been hitting the Manic Panic.
Having just had to write a 7pt answer on universal similarity and cultural differences in physical attraction, I’d like to invite Roissy to fuck himself and run full speed into the closest wall repeatedly for the rest of his life.
Beta fish have gorgeous fins. They also have lots of personality for a fish. My beta used to interact with me every time I came over to the tank. He’d swim over opening and closing his mouth to signify wanting food lol. Or maybe he was negging me. We’ll never know because he’s been dead for awhile now :<
It's interesting how in many animal species the males are prettier to attract a mate, yet with humans generally it's women's physical appearance that attracts men.
The only thing funnier than Roissy pretending he knows how sex works is Roissy pretending he knows how humans in general work.
For serious. I mean, sex and relationships are advanced human interaction, and he’s clearly got a long way to go on “basic.”
Do not trust a man to plan your love life when he’s clearly incapable of planning, say, a barbecue.
I get the feeling he’s on drugs when he writes this stuff (or a few drinks too many)
Wow… that was one huge ruminative case of question begging.
I didn’t know I was a limp-wristed manboob [who] flirts dangerously close to the monster threshold. … [a] chipmunk-cheeked, bitch tittied, curvaceously plush, passive-aggressive [man].
Unlike Roissy, who couches his anger and aggression in sentences about what, “normal people feel” when they see “a feminist”.
The reflexive indulgence granted the monsters among us has lost its justification. Too many bleeding wounds from too many overzealous bites has rattled the slumber of the sleepers. A greater force than any sophistic monster in the world is about to bite back, viciously, lethally. Truth, as it always does, will claim ultimate victory.
It’s all active voice from him…
Ok, it isn’t. He’s a pathetic excuse for a guru; a lackluster thinker who pretends a superfluity of verbiage makes up for his vacuuity of thought.
He’s got shit for brains, and thinks he’s a genius.
I’m not worried about his, “truth”, because I’ve seen what he tries to pass off as reason. He’s a “beta” selling “game” to other “betas”. If he were an “alpha” he’d be out banging chicks, not home trying to help the second rate men of the world get a piece of his action.
That, and he’s never heard of the Venus of Willendorf, or the beauty standards of the Polynesians, nor seen a Ruebens.
Idiot, thinks his ideas of “pretty” are somehow the universal norm.
Quackers: It’s interesting how in many animal species the males are prettier to attract a mate, yet with humans generally it’s women’s physical appearance that attracts men.
This is only a recent development. Look at renaissance paintings or Regency portraits. The men are playing peacock.
@Pecunium
I was going to point out that thin is generally a European/European American standard (and a relatively new one at that), and then remembered that this is “if it ain’t White, it ain’t right” Roissy, so of course thin is normal.
If men are the third class who are the first and second?
Also, if his description of women is accurate, I must be doing it wrong. Where is my vaginamoney?
“-went to see titanic in 3-d. loudly explained over the climax how it was a metaphor for women expecting men to die so they can have shiny things. i am not welcome back at that movie theater.”
If there is anything I hate more than the ignorance of MRAs it’s people talking through my goddamn movie. He just combined both of those things. If he was at my theater my drink would be all over his head.
Like the time when my boyfriend told a guy who was throwing his popcorn back to let the popcorn loudly slide down the bag into his mouth, both blocking our view of the screen and making a ridiculously, unecessarily loud noise, to please stop and just finish his popcorn already (he’d been doing this for a good 30 minutes mind you). The guy goes in a rude tone, “I’m trying!” and my boyfriend yells, “FINISH IT OR I’LL FINISH IT FOR YOU!” I just about died of laughter on the spot. I assume we’d have a situation similar to that with me screaming, “THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN MYTH HAS BEEN DEBUNKED! YOU CAN GO SHAVE YOUR BACK NOW!”
Well, there you go. I get all my income from the government (part pension, part gov job) and never knew it was vaginamoney!
That fish is totally peacocking.
I remember seeing one of Roissy’s acolytes on a TV show. He was dressed exactly like Russell Brand and displayed literally not one shred of wit, intelligence, personality or charisma. He was broke and homeless because he’d spent all his money on learning ‘game’. He planned to survive on the charity of gullible women for the rest of his life. He was one of the most pathetic human beings I’ve ever seen.
Hey, I have a job now! Thanks, magical vagina!
Congrats, Viscaria!
woo hoo, well done Viscaria!
Bettas are the best fish, but they have nothing to do with the Greek letter. It’s pronounced bet-tah and spelled with two t’s because it is a Thai word! It’s derived from the Malaysian “ikan betah”, or “persistent fish.” (Ikan = fish, betah = persistent, confident, comfortable with oneself.) So really, not the same thing at all. – couldn’t be farhter from the Greek “beta,” really.
Speaking of bettas, one can keep them in brilliant color (and as happier fish; that they can live in poorly oxygenated water doesn’t mean they like it) by keeping them in a larger tank, and having a long-tailed guppy, or two, in with them.
They aren’t bettas, so they don’t, fight, and they react to the guppies display by going all out with the long tail and fins.
Roissy and MRAs are such badass non-conformists that he writes entire essays about bourgeois morality (the embrace of the Normal and the banal) being biological essentialism. If you were to go in and edit his screeds to say “the Jews” instead of “feminists”, it would be really easy to position his worldview into the category bin of one of the great political philosophies of the mid-20th century…
Roissy is very superficial.
Will he mature when he has an elderly parent/grandparent/special needs young neice/nephew/cousin?
Or his ego only has room for him?