Is it wrong that I love the perpetually incoherent Christian J. – the self-proclaimed Male Renaissance Agitator behind What Men Are Saying About Women – as much as I do? If it’s wrong, I don’t want him to be right! Fortunately, he’s never right about anything.
Here, to celebrate today not being tax day, are some tasty quotes from some of his most recent posts. (He really churns those suckers out.)
Vaginamoney is the root of all evil:
You have to wonder how the opposite sex can easily make the claim about how “Strong” and “Independent” they are when in actual fact the majority of those making that claim are either receiving child support, vaginamoney as well as copious handouts from the state, their very own standby sugar daddy is on call 24/7. One who has been trained to behave like a defacto ATM, specifically trained to drip feed cash when required, without asking too many inappropriate questions and to hide when anyone or anything approaches..
Come on and take a free orifice ride:
[W]hat do women actually bring to the table besides their genitals and reproductive ability. Why do they now increase and expand their value as human being rather than relying on the state for enforcement of their will and they free ride their orifice affords them..
(That one was so incoherent, even by Christian J. standards, that I’m thinking there must be a typo in there somewhere. Maybe “now” should be “not?” Obviously the “they” near the end should be a “the.”)
[W]hile the slut feminist hoards continue with their manufactured bastardry, the response will be tailored to nullify it..
Too many slut feminists spoil the broth:
How many times have you heard those slut feminists and their cowtowing (sic) white knights and manginas claim that all the MM and men in general want to do is put women back into the kitchen. …
They make that claim whenever any mention is made regarding all those anti male laws and sexist actions that governments have introduced to nobble men, take away our fundamental human rights and turn us into third class citizens, whose sole activity is to be forced to act subserviently, like a slave, to the opposite sex. …
Now just think for a moment about the fact that women can’t even cook anymore, they are totally useless in the kitchen … They have problems even making a sandwich, even that task is beyond their capability, a proven inability. So why would any man want to “Put women back into the kitchen”, it just doesn’t make any sense. It’s just stupid..
“Nobble?”
I love to cook, so does my boyfriend in fact. We’re both quite good at it and switch off on who does the cooking, I have weeknights while he has weekends (breakfast and lunch we’re responsible for our own). I do cook more often because I’m self-employed and work from home so it’s easier for me to do it, if we both commuted to work it would be a more 50/50 split. Yes, women do still know how to cook, and even if we didn’t men are perfectly capable of cooking themselves.
They really, truly, have no idea how to make them. Proof: http://www.gamergrub.com/grub/pbj.php
cashes dickmoney cheque
Awwww….I think he likes us!
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/04/18/the-psychology-of-feminists-and-manboobs/
Oh, joy!
Keep it classy Roissy!
I have a very slight and pointed jaw. I wish I had a manjaw. 🙁
I don’t have a manjaw, but I did inherit my father’s ginormous forehead. Wonder if that counts?
Holy shit, it’s like I’m readingnPatrick Bateman’s blog!! 😀 although he’s not as handsome as Bale, I’ll bet.
Pardon the typos, using my phone.
Aw, Roissy must need some attention. I guess running game on clueless guys under the guise of helping them get women isn’t working any more. What a sad man.
I’d like a manjaw myself.
What did I just read?
Jumbo, you just read the ruminations of the world’s second most pathetic manchild.
Also, as always, I think it’s kind of telling that the worst insult they can think of is “you aren’t sufficiently gender-conforming!”
There seem to be a lot of people whose worlds are entirely based around security in the belief that Men Are Men And Women Are Women, and anything that challenges this, even something as slight as a woman with a square jaw, threatens to bring the whole thing crashing down. I honestly don’t even begin to understand this.
uhhh, could’t get though it, the Bs factor overwhelmed me, sorry…
Holly, I don’t think it’s security as much as insecurity about those gender beliefs. Otherwise, who fuckin’ cares?
uhhh, couldnt get though it, the Bs factor overwhelmed me, sorry…
You actually read a post by Roissy? I’m so sorry. No one should be subjected to that unless they’re drunk and cuddling a puppy as they read.
From Roissy’s post:
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better than “lesbians aren’t real!”
Also, I’m with Jumbofish. Da fuq?
Wait, hangon, eyeballs and limbs are evil feminist deformities?
Wait, you didn’t sprout proto-arms after you saw the Vagina Monolgues for the first time? SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!
If he thinks obese people are recent, mofo needs to explain the Venus of Willendorf and a lot of Renaissance art. I’ll let the asshole use tiny words to do it, because I’m a giver that way.
Lol….his site used to piss me off but now it just just makes me laugh. The guy is filled with so much hate and disdain for everyone who doesn’t conform to his world view that I almost feel bad for him. Except I don’t because he’s pretty much pro-rape. He also does that classic “throw in a bunch of big words to make it sound smart” thing…except it does the exact opposite.
I don’t get his obsession with Amanda Marcotte’s jaw…methinks he might have a hate crush.
The ideal woman has no arms, legs, or eyes. You know those sex toys that are just a torso with orifices? Roissy’s perfect woman.
(I know that’s not actually what he was trying to say, he’s just a terrible writer.)
After I saw the Vagina Monologues for the first time I was more like “this is definitely thought-provoking material, but describing women’s entire lives in terms of vaginas is problematic on multiple axes.”
And then I grew some extra eyeballs.
(Also, the reason kids make fun of fat people–when they do, generally real little kids don’t care at all–isn’t because they haven’t learned society’s standards yet, but because they have. Sad.)
Olivia Wilde has a rather wide jaw and dudes seem to like her just fine. Yet little roissy will still stop his feet and insist all men find the same thing beautiful.