Is it wrong that I love the perpetually incoherent Christian J. – the self-proclaimed Male Renaissance Agitator behind What Men Are Saying About Women – as much as I do? If it’s wrong, I don’t want him to be right! Fortunately, he’s never right about anything.
Here, to celebrate today not being tax day, are some tasty quotes from some of his most recent posts. (He really churns those suckers out.)
Vaginamoney is the root of all evil:
You have to wonder how the opposite sex can easily make the claim about how “Strong” and “Independent” they are when in actual fact the majority of those making that claim are either receiving child support, vaginamoney as well as copious handouts from the state, their very own standby sugar daddy is on call 24/7. One who has been trained to behave like a defacto ATM, specifically trained to drip feed cash when required, without asking too many inappropriate questions and to hide when anyone or anything approaches..
Come on and take a free orifice ride:
[W]hat do women actually bring to the table besides their genitals and reproductive ability. Why do they now increase and expand their value as human being rather than relying on the state for enforcement of their will and they free ride their orifice affords them..
(That one was so incoherent, even by Christian J. standards, that I’m thinking there must be a typo in there somewhere. Maybe “now” should be “not?” Obviously the “they” near the end should be a “the.”)
[W]hile the slut feminist hoards continue with their manufactured bastardry, the response will be tailored to nullify it..
Too many slut feminists spoil the broth:
How many times have you heard those slut feminists and their cowtowing (sic) white knights and manginas claim that all the MM and men in general want to do is put women back into the kitchen. …
They make that claim whenever any mention is made regarding all those anti male laws and sexist actions that governments have introduced to nobble men, take away our fundamental human rights and turn us into third class citizens, whose sole activity is to be forced to act subserviently, like a slave, to the opposite sex. …
Now just think for a moment about the fact that women can’t even cook anymore, they are totally useless in the kitchen … They have problems even making a sandwich, even that task is beyond their capability, a proven inability. So why would any man want to “Put women back into the kitchen”, it just doesn’t make any sense. It’s just stupid..
“Nobble?”
How did someone graduate kindergarten without noticing that women have jobs?
Here’s a kicker for you, I’m a woman and I pay child support. Is Christian J gonna come and back me up because my ex is sucking me dry? I didn’t think so.
My vaginamony check from the state is late. To whom do I complain? I had no idea
What’s with these guys and sammiches?
I’d also like to know exactly what value besides comedic Christian J is bringing to the table.
Seeing as most kindergarten teachers are women, I have no idea.
“third class citizens”
it’s like second-class citizens,,. but worse. mind fucking blown.
What’s vaginamoney, and where do I sign up for it 😛
Is this what he means by “cowtowing”?
http://cdn.lexusenthusiast.com/images/weblog/11-05-13-lexus-is-f-hauling-plastic-cow.jpg
the orifice ride thing is actually my favorite part, because christian j is even worse than most mras about slipping up and flat-out admitting that he really just hates women
From the Diary of Christian J
-saw an old man feeding pigeons in the park. it reminded me how women are bird-brained harlots pecking away at the crumbs of our masculinity. the old man was probably there to escape from his bitch feminist wife.
-went to see titanic in 3-d. loudly explained over the climax how it was a metaphor for women expecting men to die so they can have shiny things. i am not welcome back at that movie theater.
-went to the post office. all women are whores.
I wonder what happens when this guy goes to, like, McDonalds, and a woman brings him his hamburger. Does he figure she’s doing this for entertainment while living off child support? Or is she just invisible to him? Or does he somehow not count hamburgers as a contribution to society because they aren’t Manly like bridges and skyscrapers?
I guess the real answer is he just doesn’t think that hard about anything, but shit, he must work hard at it.
Clearly manginas are the biggest manly men ever, what with all the cowtowing we do. *kisses apparently bulging biceps*
I constantly wonder whether any of these idiots actually know any women.
I’m beginning to suspect they live in a bunker with only other men online for company and reinforcement of their bizarro ideas about the real world.
Oh, and can I get on the list for some of that vaginamoney? I might be able to contemplate retirement at some point if I can.
If my vagina is supposed to be making me money, I need the customer service number because it hasn’t earned me one cent. Lazy vagina o’ mine.
Did he seriously reference sammiches? A male friend of mine likes to make sammich jokes. They’re not really offensive and he makes them purposely ridiculous and self depreciating. I joke right back at him.
“Make me a sammich, Woman, and be quick about it.” This was interjected in a discussion about horror movies.
“Why certainly!” I said. “Would you also like that sammich shoved up your ass?”
“Hmmm. Good question. It depends of if you use horseradish or not.”
“Yes. Horseradish is plentiful on said sammich.”
“Awesome! Let me drop trou.”
Anyway. Yeah. Sandwich jokes are so Junior High school, fellas. Get some new material.
“‘third class citizens’
it’s like second-class citizens,,. but worse. mind fucking blown.”
The thinking (if you can call it that), I guess, is “Oh, women say they’re second class citizens! Well, we’ll be THIRD class citizens! Gosh, those broads can’t even be oppressed properly!”
i’ve said this before, but i would never let another person make my sandwich (okay, i guess i do in delis, but only then).
only i know my own personal perfect sandwich component ratios.
Why are misogynists incapable of making their own sandwiches? Sandwiches are not difficult.
Christian J. can make his own damn sammich. Honestly, the whole, “Go make me a sammich, bitch!” isn’t a very cleaver insult. In fact, it just makes those guys look like baffoons.
Seriously, at least pick something that is both delicious and difficult. “Woman, get back in the kitchen and make me a spanokopita!”
When my roommate cooks for his girlfriend, he’ll say things like: “Woman, get back in the kitchen and have a seat at the table, I’m going to feed you something nice!”
I like my roommate.
“Nobble” sounds like something an 11-year-old would name a horse. Therefore, I can only assume that Christian J means the government is now giving men free horses, which totally balances out the vaginamoney. In that both are equally nonexistent.
Looks like Nobble is a real word:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nobble
Nobble:
1. To disable (a racehorse), especially by drugging.
2. To win (a person) over.
3. To outdo or get the better of by devious means.
4. To filch or steal.
5. To kidnap.
So is the government drugging racehorses, winning men over, outdoing men, stealing men, or kidnapping men? Protip Christian J: Contex is king.
I like your roolmate too.
Ah ha! I found the vaginamoney!!! The game is up, wimminz, your takeover of the state by getting free cash is going to come to an end real soon! Then we real men can go back to laughing at you as you try to start businesses and stuff. Silly wimminz. ^_^