[TW: Rape]
Have you ever said to yourself, “my life won’t be complete until I see a reprehensible rage comic in which a ‘nice guy’ decides to solve his ‘friendzone’ problem by violently raping women?”
If so, it’s your lucky day! I found this lovely comic on the Tumblrverse; the dude who put it up has since taken it, and his Tumblr, down. Be warned: this really is the worst rage comic I’ve ever seen. Click here to see it. Or don’t click; that might be the better choice.
This is why “nice guys” can’t have nice things. BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REALLY NICE.
Below, something of a palate cleanser. No trigger warning for this one. Just some lovely schadenfreude. (Thanks to blitzgal for posting this in the comments.)
EDITED TO ADD: I just noticed this lovely discussion in the Men’s Rights subreddit about my post. You may notice that many statements in the discussion are not what you might call “true.” Also, they deliberately misspell my name in a most hilarious manner! (If you are 5 years old.)
Diane: Not cool. Lots of the people in psychiatric hospitals are perfectly ordinary people who just have a problem; there’s no sense in stigmatizing it. Stigma actually keeps people from getting the help they need.
Or from almost anywhere. Pepe Le Pew springs to mind. Le meow. Le purrr.
haha yes that was me
Sorry that it was so random! I was on lj yesterday and I remembered you had one so I was like why not friend you. XD
You know… as horrifying as that sounds, it also sounds horrifyingly familiar.
Oh shit! Now I remember, It was someone dissecting Elsie Dinsmore!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsie_Dinsmore
Deep veins of creepy to be mined in the Christian Patriarchy community.
Sorry to keep babbling on about Buffy, but it occurs to me that early on in the show while Xander was obsessing about Buffy, Willow was passive-agressively yearning for Xander’s affections. So they had a kind of Nice Guy/Nice Girl chain goin on.
Are we sure Meyer didn’t just reprint the Necronomicon?
That’s the season they had the decency to introduce with Ron jumping a line of sharks, isn’t it? Glad I missed it; It was good for the dude to have the mostly useless superpower for once (A perfect grasp of monkey kung-fu, only useful against monkeys.)
Oh, people are still unfamiliar with Twilight’s horribleness? GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! A safe and hilarious way to learn about it!
http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html
Just so you know: MRAL has written me and said that he is NOT Goku/Shade47. (He has acknowledged posting with a bunch of sockpuppets after being banned, but not them.)
It’s pretty clear that Goku = Shade47; both of them posted under multiple suspicious IPs, including some that literally pointed to the same supposed location in the middle of a forest in Germany.
But I have no proof that Goku/Shade47 is MRAL.
Obviously, you all can draw your own conclusions.
No, no – monkey kung-fu was genuinely useful against any opponent. Monkey Fist was a serious threat. I think the idea was a loose, chaotic style that was hard to predict. Even early on, Ron got “day in the spotlight” episodes more than you’d expect. But it was only in the finale that it turned him into a Super Saiyan.
Did he write to you and say that or did you write to him and ask?
Well in that case I’m not sure what was going on when a male friend of mine turned me down because he didn’t want things to get awkward.
I’m really glad I know some actual men in the actual world and have actual conversations with them, because if I believed everything MRAs tell you about how men’s minds really work I’d be the biggest misandrist on the planet
MRAL wrote to me.
Can I just say that I’m both amused and amazed that so many people (who are not me or MrB) liked Kim Possible.
And obviously zoned out – that should end with a question mark. a tired, i haz one.
Uh, unsolicited writing informing you that it isn’t really MRAL would appear to qualify.
Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, I think I faced palmed so hard my entire arm went through my head after reading that comic.
Wow……just….Wow. Seriously, I don’t understand why this whole “Treating women like Human Beings” thing is so hard for some guys, I mean it seems like common sense to me, but then again, I’m certain I’d be considered a “Beta” because I’m not thumping my chest like a cave man every five seconds when a woman passes me on the street.
To the point of “Friendzone” nonsense, I was almost certain that was something people grew out of after High School when they realized “Oh Hey, I can be friends with people who don’t have a penis, and not have any sexual attraction to them” but apparently people are in fact as stupid, if not stupider than I initially thought.
I’ve honestly never understood what was wrong with just you know, having a female friend that you felt nothing physical/sexual for, and not even just in the (very obviously stupid) sense of “I have a partner so my brain tunes out all other females” mindset. Single or not I’ve managed to have completely normal conversations with women and *Gasp* maintain friendships without the thought of “I want to nail her” cross my mind. I’ve never comforted a friend (male or female) with the ulterior motive of “If they see how awesome I am, she’ll totally fall for me” because you know…I’M NOT A SOCIOPATH.
Ugh, MRA’s disgust me so much, then again, I probably disgust them because I’m a “White Knight Mangina Beta Male” or whatever the hell they call Men who don’t agree with them.
Kim Possible is fucking AWESOME.
MRAL has always been such a paragon of honesty in the past.
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I am more suspicious that he contacted you specifically. He would have had to been following both threads pretty close to know that a.)we suspected both of the trolls were him and b.)he was banned. Why would he care about you opinion of him now or if those two were banned under suspicion of sockpuppeting?
Kim Possible is pretty awesome. Although the ho yay between her and Shego is sometimes a little much.
FTFY.
And I thought Monkey Fist was supposed to be generally useless except against Monkeys, which is why he spent the first two seasons being generally useless except against monkeys…
Hi…decided to check back to see if there were any more “not cool” comments. I was not stigmatizing mental illness! My exact words were “committed” to a psychiatric hospital, against their will, like a criminal would be because there is no way these MRAs spewing hatred on the Internet are even remotely self aware enough to admit they have a problem & desire to get better. Instead I see vile self righteousness and disrespect to girls & women beyond comprehension. All behind the cloak of anonymity. The people around them may have no idea, or just a vague sense something is off. The person who wrote that comic is a sick monster. They deserve to be locked up in a psychiatric hospital involuntarily. If that is “stigmatizing” mental illness and “not cool” I am sorry to offend.
Why don’t you want to lock him in a prison then, “like a criminal would be”? Instead, you want to lock him up in an hospital, the way people with mental illness were for centuries. Why do you want to put him in an hospital at all, what “sickness” could they treat? “Being a rapist” isn’t a sickness, neither is “fantasizing to rape a friend”, or “being a terrible person”.
yes you were actually
That changes what you said how? You are still calling mentally ill people criminals who deserve to be locked up.
That does not make them mentally ill. You have no idea what you are talking about.
People you disagree with don’t deserve to be locked up.
Spare me your nonaplogy of “I am right but I am sorry I offended you” crap.