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The worst “nice guy” rage comic in the history of the universe

[TW: Rape]

Have you ever said to yourself, “my life won’t be complete until I see a reprehensible rage comic in which a ‘nice guy’ decides to solve his ‘friendzone’ problem by violently raping women?”

If so, it’s your lucky day! I found this lovely comic on the Tumblrverse; the dude who put it up has since taken it, and his Tumblr, down. Be warned: this really is the worst rage comic I’ve ever seen. Click here to see it. Or don’t click; that might be the better choice.

This is why “nice guys” can’t have nice things. BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REALLY NICE.

Below, something of a palate cleanser. No trigger warning for this one. Just some lovely schadenfreude. (Thanks to blitzgal for posting this in the comments.)

 

EDITED TO ADD: I just noticed this lovely discussion in the Men’s Rights subreddit about my post. You may notice that many statements in the discussion are not what you might call “true.” Also, they deliberately misspell my name in a most hilarious manner! (If you are 5 years old.)

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pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

No no, you’re supposed to blame it on their natural lack of empathy! I mean their so logical and objective and able to distance themselves from issues so they are perfect problem solvers!!

abeegoesbuzz
abeegoesbuzz
12 years ago

@Lady Zombie- Your scenario is more offensive because it’s more realistic, I would say. But I still wouldn’t flip the fuck out over it.

Yeah, totally unrealistic, uh huh. I know I’m not the only woman who comments here who actually was raped by someone she considered a friend.

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

Your scenario is more offensive because it’s more likely to happen to Shade. 😉

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
12 years ago

Female sexual predators are very rare. Men who think their gender isn’t responsible for most sexual assults are lying to themselves.

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

Maybe I should have said: because Shade is able to empathise with the victim, not just the rapist.

WordSpinner
WordSpinner
12 years ago

(studiously ignoring troll)

On the topic of Nice Guys(tm), I read a paranormal romance novel (Midnight Reckoning–I had to look it up. I wish pnr had less generic titles) where the reveal was that the heroine’s best friend turns out to be one of these–to the point of violent sociopathy. He gets his ass kicked, though, and he is definitely not sympathetic. But I read that and I was like, “He’s a werewolf nice guy(tm). Huh. That’s actually pretty clever.” I’m almost surprised that it doesn’t show up in fiction more often because it makes a good explanation for revealing that characters are evil. I can’t help but suspect its because they are more often played as sympathetic or as protagonists.

Can you guys think of more fictional Nice Guys(tm), and how were they treated?

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

Lenir from Babalon Five

Kyrie
Kyrie
12 years ago

Shane in Walking Dead. Not exactly a Nice Guy, but so many common points.

pillowinhell
pillowinhell
12 years ago

Way to go Shade. Its all “rape isn’t offensive much” until you realize you’re about to get your ass handed to you and then its “hey look at the lesbians!” While disappearing?

Lenir callously left the captain to die, thought better of it and without explaining why exiled himself. Turns out he left because he couldn’t bear to watch delann sully her soul with a mere human. Made him look like just a sweet but foolish romantic

GingerSnaps
GingerSnaps
12 years ago

Shade: It’s tasteless and semi-offensive, but there’s nothing so horribly offensive about it, and I don’t think the comment was offensive, but it was offensive, IMO.

Pick one, Dude.

In the meantime, I feel like we should be having a nice long discussion on why rape jokes wherein the punchline is “hahah, that bitch got what she deserved” are not, in fact, black humor. Teeth? Black humor. Jennifer’s Body? Black humor. Nobel Son? Black humor. Dead baby jokes? Mostly black humor. Rape jokes? Not so much.

jumbofish
12 years ago

Wow mral get a life.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Jesus Christ, MRAL. You may be doing htis for the lulz, but you are so fucking pathetic.

You should really talk to your therapist about your lack of boundaries. When someone tells you to GTFO, you GTFO. To come back time and again after being asked not to shows that you think your pissant needs are greater than anyone else’s.

Newsflash, kid: they’re not.

Viscaria
Viscaria
12 years ago

Huh. I’m actually surprised, he didn’t really read like MRAL. There’s no way that they’re both using the same IP-masking device? *Is terrible at computer things.*

blitzgal
12 years ago

Can you guys think of more fictional Nice Guys(tm), and how were they treated?

Fredrick Zoller of Inglorious Basterds. German war hero who just can’t imagine why Shoshanna wouldn’t be totally in love with him, because he’s obviously such a catch, what with killing so many Allied soldiers and all, and starring in a Nazi propaganda film.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

Hey David, I know I posted this in another thread, but I wanted to make sure you saw it.

http://proxyhttp.net/

It’d be fun if that’s what trolls were using to keep posting from different IP addresses.

WordSpinner
WordSpinner
12 years ago

Why am I not surprised at the revelation of Shade47’s identity? I’ve only recently started commenting, but I love the Manboobz comments, and the pure dismissal that women might experience any kind of suffering or harassment harkens back to some of MRAL’s earliest threads, (I’m recalling the one where he denied other commenter’s stories of sexual harassment were (a) true or (b) traumatizing despite having complained of a woman’s tone of voice when she said hello earlier.)

I can’t help but suspect that “the majority of sexual assaults are committed by women” relates to the study that came out earlier this year that claimed that because of the high rate of prison rape and the sheer number of American men in prison more men were being raped every year than women–but the rapists would still be overwhelmingly male, though I’m sure there are some rapists among the female guards.

Of course, if you had functioning empathy, the results of the study were (a) women’s chances of being raped are way too high (b) men’s chances of being raped in prison are way too high and (c) too many people are in prison.

Magpie
Magpie
12 years ago

The little grommit was pretending to be a sexual health counsellor (!) over at Slacktivist. 🙁

M Dubz
M Dubz
12 years ago

@blitzgal- I know, that part of the movie is a brilliant deconstruction of the “dashing enemy/love interest.”

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

Fictional Nice Guy who may actually be their king, because he did get the girl: Lloyd Dobler.

Shaenon
12 years ago

The Internet: Not your locker room.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
12 years ago

@David:

So you’re saying that MRAs are trying to expand the definition of rape to get the high statistics they want?

Excuse me while I foam at the mouth for a little bit.

Sharculese
12 years ago

lol, you’d think he’d learn from how easily spotted he is

@ jumbofish

(I am not sure what “female ally” means. A feminists? profeminist? Not all women identify as feminists but it could mean someone who doesn’t despise women or something but I can only guess.)

i assumed he was talking about either typhonblue or girlcantwrite