[TW: Rape]
Have you ever said to yourself, “my life won’t be complete until I see a reprehensible rage comic in which a ‘nice guy’ decides to solve his ‘friendzone’ problem by violently raping women?”
If so, it’s your lucky day! I found this lovely comic on the Tumblrverse; the dude who put it up has since taken it, and his Tumblr, down. Be warned: this really is the worst rage comic I’ve ever seen. Click here to see it. Or don’t click; that might be the better choice.
This is why “nice guys” can’t have nice things. BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REALLY NICE.
Below, something of a palate cleanser. No trigger warning for this one. Just some lovely schadenfreude. (Thanks to blitzgal for posting this in the comments.)
EDITED TO ADD: I just noticed this lovely discussion in the Men’s Rights subreddit about my post. You may notice that many statements in the discussion are not what you might call “true.” Also, they deliberately misspell my name in a most hilarious manner! (If you are 5 years old.)
@Shade47 – Yeah, prison rape is a bad thing period and I see that as an MRA, you’re concerned about it whist not finding the cartoon offensive. Let’s test this.
Imagine a rage comic about an inmate who is propositioned for sex (doesn’t matter the gender of the one propositioning them). The inmate declines. The person who propositions the inmate flies into a rage. “How DARE he turn me down! I’ve been NICE to him! He OWES me! I’ll show him!” Then you see the rapist bending him over. “TAKE THAT HA HA!”
Now is it still not especially offensive? Or is it (like I suspect) not offensive to you because the raped victim of the OP is a woman?
“Well, it actually doesn’t exist anymore, because the creator took it down after being slammed. Rightly, I’d say”
Why was it right to take it down if it wasn’t offensive?
@Kyrie- It was offensive, IMO, but not enough that it deserved this hysterical reaction.
@Lady Zombie- Your scenario is more offensive because it’s more realistic, I would say. But I still wouldn’t flip the fuck out over it.
Yeah! Because things like date rape, where an entitled douchebag who believes a woman owes him sex because he’s such a Nice Guy, rapes her when she doesn’t “put out” never happens. Never ever ever.
Slow down, everybody! Shade47 is here to explain why you shouldn’t feel so bad about this. Stop being so hysterical, okay? It’s just a comic, and it’s not even realistic! Really, we’re lucky that he’s here to tell us what’s wrong with our reactions so we can all calm down.
Thank god Shade47 arrived. Phew.
Unless there are two Shade47s on the internet, our new friend here is the guy who thinks lesbians aren’t real:
http://manboobz.com/2011/10/21/men-going-their-own-way-baffled-by-lesbians-refuse-to-believe-they-exist/
Blaster shuts up and Shade arrives ….
Cry me a fucking river. And while you’re up, go get me a citation for the women committing 65% of sexual assaults, kthx.
Sure, women are never raped by friends, it’s well known they always get attacked by strangers jumping out of the bushes or in dark alleys.
/sarcasm
A reaction of strong disgust and indignation against the author is perfectly adapted in this case. It’s not a game where having emotions makes you a loser and being cool headed makes you a winner.
haha of course he wouldn’t believe in lesbians XD
Hahaha! Hey Shade, still wondering how women with vaginas have sex with one another, since you can’t “put a hole inside a hole?”
You can give us the source for your 65% anytime now. Unless it was not intended to be factual statement? 🙂
Wow, I had no idea I was on this site. That site is, to paraphrase a female ally, “locker room talk”. It’s a place where we can be loud and boisterous and shoot the shit without the fempolice on our backs. Lesbians probably are real, but it’s something that does make you think. So I thought.
Two lesbians have sex.
Who is giving out the money/sperm to incentivize the other to actually have sex?
Makes you think, man. Makes you think.
Please read the tag line of this blog. If some assclown makes a sexist or misogynistic comment on the internet and David finds it, he posts it here so we can…wait for it!…wait for it!…mock it.
Have you lived your whole life alone in a cave, to not be sure if lesbians are real? Or maybe you’re younger that you sound, 10 maybe? It would make more sense.
Shade, are you offensed that you’ve been quoted on this website?
Well how very magnanimous of you XD
Ugh, I had the world’s longest crush on my best friend-it was five years of being completely in love with someone who not only was not interested back but wanted to wait until marriage before he has sex.
And not once did I consider forcing him to have sex with me.
If you actually care about someone you would never want to hurt them. Well okay most of the time-I did want to hit him with his underwear once.
Maybe they’ve gotten bored with how easy spermjacking is, and they’ve stepped it up to eggjacking?
Wow a mra is embarrassed by his own words. XD
“Locker room talk” aside you shouldn’t say stuff you don’t mean especially when it’s homophobic remarks.
(I am not sure what “female ally” means. A feminists? profeminist? Not all women identify as feminists but it could mean someone who doesn’t despise women or something but I can only guess.)
Chibi, that sound scary. And painful. And bloody. And stupid, since they already have (unused) eggs. But hey, whatever float their boat.
I think female ally is a woman ally of the MRA.
Gee Shade…maybe you’d find the comic so much more offensive if it was you who had to potentially face rape by entitled “friends”. Who had to go through the trauma only to be told that you were “asking for it” or “what were you thinking? You know x is only looking for one thing right?”
oh wait does female ally mean a female mra ally? That would make sense, them trying to rationalize their hate of women and all. Blame it on men’s natural loud rude ways amiright?