[TW: Rape]
Have you ever said to yourself, “my life won’t be complete until I see a reprehensible rage comic in which a ‘nice guy’ decides to solve his ‘friendzone’ problem by violently raping women?”
If so, it’s your lucky day! I found this lovely comic on the Tumblrverse; the dude who put it up has since taken it, and his Tumblr, down. Be warned: this really is the worst rage comic I’ve ever seen. Click here to see it. Or don’t click; that might be the better choice.
This is why “nice guys” can’t have nice things. BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REALLY NICE.
Below, something of a palate cleanser. No trigger warning for this one. Just some lovely schadenfreude. (Thanks to blitzgal for posting this in the comments.)
EDITED TO ADD: I just noticed this lovely discussion in the Men’s Rights subreddit about my post. You may notice that many statements in the discussion are not what you might call “true.” Also, they deliberately misspell my name in a most hilarious manner! (If you are 5 years old.)
@cloudiah
Sorry to hear it
indifferentsky – that PUA doesn’t sound much different from Chris Rock.
There’s nothing particularly surprising about that rage comic. It’s disgusting and warrants public shame and criticism but it’s not “shocking” and it doesn’t reveal anything we didn’t already know.
I’m so bad at getting friend, I wish people friend zoned me more. 🙁
Actually, I was “friendzoned” once. When I arrived in first year at my school, I fell madly in love with this awesome guy I met at the RPG club of the school. At the time, I had never kissed, dated, holded hand with anybody, ever. And after a few days (weeks?) I learnt that he was a fifth year, and that it meant that in a few months he would go away for an internship, then a real job. Which basically left from oct/nov to jan. Not enough time for me to find the courage of asking him, not worth the pain of having to break up so quickly. In short, I was a chicken, and being one of the only girls of the club didn’t help.
So I made a choice, not to lose time waiting for him to see we were made for each other or some bs like that. (not that I wold have said no if he had) I tried to be his friend, I spent not-sexy time with him and I don’t regret one second of it. That was an awesome time. Did I mention that guy was awesome? It was a really awesome guy.
Awesome people don’t deserve you to resent them for something they’re not responsible.
And I “friendzoned” two guys, by not dating but not running away afterwards. For the first one, it was the wisest decision I ever took, though it took me more time than it should have. A posteriori, I realized he was one bid red flag.
The current anger from the manosphere over the friend zone kind of leaves one in a pickle. As an example, I was invited out by three men last night, after class. I detected a ONE ZILLION PERCENT lack of sexual interest in me. What to do, what to do?
1. Turn them down, thus possibly “spitting” on them.
2. Go, and offer to have sex with them, thus being a big slut, just in case they’d feel bad if I didn’t. (This would also result in my beta mangina boyfriend being cuckolded and possibly raising another man’s baby.)
3. Insist that they have sex with me, because I’m not going to let them friend zone me like that!!!!!!!!!!
I even let one of them buy me a drink, because I had given him a lot of help earlier in the term. I hang my head in SHAME.
Whore! Which probably earn you a feminist badge. You know, like the scouts?
I have a sneaking suspicion that, in reality, the creator of this comic probably doesn’t get close enough to ANY woman to even be “friendzoned”. And thank goodness, because this is completely reprehensible. The whole thing. If this is really what is going on in his mind, he needs to stay away from women.
Another fool-proof method of getting out of the “friend zone”. Stop being her friend. Sure, that’ll fuck up your “nice guy” meme, but seriously, if you’re going to be a shitty friend constantly whinging about your sexless relationship, just don’t bother. No friends are better than shitty friends, I always say.
My own sneaking, cranky suspicion is that there’s a woman he hangs around who’s polite to him because she’s a polite person but secretly wishes he would go away, and he thinks he’s in her friendzone.
Either that or no such thing has happened to him at all, but he heard there’s this thing called the friendzone, and boy does it sound terrible.
@Holly: That’s what I was trying to say, you just said it better 🙂
I personally don’t think that the “friendzone” is a thing anyway… either you really want to be friends with someone, or you’re manipulative.
I’m so tired of this friendzone crap. Guys, if a woman doesn’t want to fuck you, she doesn’t want to fuck you. If you’ve been hanging around her for ages and she’s never shown any sign of wanting to fuck you, that’s not her friendzoning you, that’s her thinking that you want to be her friend. If you do not actually want to be her friend then you are being deceptive, and you should be honest with her. In fact, you should have been honest with her right from the beginning. It’s not her fault that you’re a creep who was hoping to manipulate her into sex if you just pretended to be her friend for a while.
How do these guys get to be old enough to be sexually mature (physically speaking) without learning the definitions of of “nice” and “friend?” It boggles the mind.
Do people seriously still think the “kitchen” jokes are funny? Talk about unoriginal and juvenile.
Maybe if they admitted to being friends with a woman their friends would say “That’s so gay!” 🙁
@pujee Well I think it was Sam Kinison that said emotional tampons, but that was not the video I posted which said that women prefer there be more rape so that they don’t have to give up their variety of choices for sex partners. This operates on the premise that “average frustrated chumps” rape because they can’t get any, which is FALSE.
So no, not like Chris Rock.
One of the commenters over at Failbook joked that she’d do him if he came up with better material.
When I saw this one today it made me think of Manboobz so I had to post it here. These guys are seething with contempt for women, and yet can’t figure out why women don’t want to be around them. And yet they do not see the obvious answer.
Yeah, all these pathetic little rage-o-holics don’t understand that a lot of people can sense when someone hates them and when that happens, people will run the fuck away.
As far as the comic goes, I would consider it divine justice if the creator of that rage comic was forced to wear that on a t-shirt for the rest of his life so that everyone can see what sort of person he is. It would bring new meaning to the phrase “Forever Alone.”
Right… someone posts a tasteless and semi-offensive rage comic and the ensuing shitstorm causes him to delete not only the comic but his entire tumblr out of humiliation. Meanwhile, people are saying it’s the “worst thing I’ve ever seen” while everyone nods in agreement.
Some rape culture.
Oh shit you guys, if anyone disagrees with a thing it stops existing!
Man, that guy’s fantasy of raping some woman to punish her for not having sex with him sure is “tasteless and semi-offensive”.
Well shit! There’s an entire apartment building that just stopped existing cause I complained about the wall scrubbing I had to do!
Well, it actually doesn’t exist anymore, because the creator took it down after being slammed. Rightly, I’d say, but if anything it points to an anti-rape culture.
And really, I don’t see what is so horribly offensive about it.
Well, that was easy to refute.
I don’t think murder jokes are horribly offensive either, does that mean we live in a “murder culture”?
Much of humor comes from irony. One common form of irony is “black humor”, that is, treating a serious subject lightly. Like I said, I’m still not a huge fan of rape jokes because I’m an MRA and it’s a men’s issue (prison rape; women commit 65% of sexual assaults), but I don’t think the comic is especially offensive.
Then there is something deeply wrong with you.
I’m going to need to see some actual receipts for that women commit 65% sexual assault figure. I have not seen that outside of MRA fantasy land.
I have, however, seen MRAs threaten rape on a regular basis.