Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
I just thought of another criticism of gender movements — negativity!!!! There seems to be a lot of dialogue on how men and women don’t co-exist very well. Its kind of sad.
Oh, I forgot to write down my facepalm.
i want this paragraph taught in elementary schools.
@hellkell
same type of boring person…
Blasteroid: what?? You know some feminists (uncluding here) co-exist with men by dating them, marrying them, working with them, having them as friends and family?
guys, you’re not gonna sway blasteroid with words. he’s far too Above It All for that.
I think Blasteroid has confused “The MRM and Feminism” with “Anthony Zarat.” 😉
@ Anathema — I think rape culture is a by-product of patriarchy?
Next Blaster is going to tell us that we have no senses of humor!
Most of us here are partnered pretty happily along the spectrum and co-existing rather well.
Nice concern trolling, though.
Also, I forgot the obvious, some men are feminists. I’d say men and women coexist pretty well on this blog.
Soon he’ll tell us that he’s an agnostic because he has no time for the retarded notion of god.
@ Kyrie — Visit the National Organization for Women’s website and you’ll see a very grim and depressing picture of gender relations.
Uh, yeah, among the MRAs and MGTOWers, sure. Try to find a single post on this blog, or comment from any feminist who comments here, suggesting that men and women can’t get along.
@Blasteroid:
What in particular are you seeing on the NOW website that suggests they are against men and women co-existing?
Wow, that’s some Original Sin bullshit right there.
Isn’t it the people with very traditional gender ideals who insist that men and women two completely different species? Some even say that men and women should live in completely separate spheres.
@ Kyrie — Male feminists exemplify chivalry. They think women are weak and need protection from patriarchy. Some of them also feel guilty which is the result of communal blame. Some men become feminists because they want attention from women.
Public service announcement: Using the word “seems” does not make a false statement into a true one.
Blasteroid: could you gave me a link please? I don’t intend to visit the whole website on the off-chance I might find something wrong.
Also, if there is, please remember: feminism is big movement, made of a huge lot of people. Sometimes some people screw up, and I won’t feel responsible.
Oh, Blasteroid is going to tell all the male feminists out there exactly how they think. You know, seeing how there are male feminists commenting on this blog, it would have been really easy to just ask male feminists how they think.
But no. Asking people what they think would be just to easy. Blasteroid can read minds.
@ kirby warp — I have a hard time finding anything on NOW’s website which might suggest life isn’t completely horrible for women.
Blaster, [citation needed] for basically everything you’re asserting.
I notice you’re not explaining rape culture. Cat got your tongue?
@ Anathema —
Aren’t there some feminists who feel men cannot be a part of their movement, just supporters?
Well, THAT was the most boilerplate MRA definition of a male feminist and their motivations EVER.
Blasteroid, come back when you’re more interesting.
Then it should be really easy for you to find a link for us. So do it.