Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
I know my vagina is so powerful it once stopped WWIII. Tru fax.
cool story bro
so how long before antz shows up to declare that this song is going to win five grammys and everyone will be so moved by it that they ritually burn an effigy of lady gaga on stage?
I listened to the whole song. It’s true, I did.
Using this.
http://youtubedoubler.com/3NCX
My first thought: “Men have feelings too. May I share mine with you?”
Then again this guy makes Mr. Van Driessen sound like Jim “Dandy” Mangrum.
The YouTube channel is “LaudanumByron”? Byron would put a boot in your ass for associating his glorious name with this drivel, son.
Regarding the “men do all the hard work” stuff, my Mom worked in an auto plant and the women on the line got harassed by the men all the time. They’d wear baggy clothes and no makeup in hopes the men would leave them alone. It didn’t work. A lot of the women would understandably switch to desk jobs as soon as they were able to, because they were made to feel so unwelcome on the floor.
I’d appreciate not making light of this,a s it’s a class issue; most workplace deaths are by drivers of various sorts, not middle-upper people. Fishing and mining also kill folks as well. Putting aside drivers, most fatalities are indeed through a flouting of safety laws, but it’s still not so easy as soda near electronics.
Oh god, Kirby, you nailed this. It’s like when NWO says Izzy of Castile had men go off to die so she had fancy dresses; they just have to read idiotic misogynist narratives into any situation where women are nearby XD
Having sex whenever other people say to isn’t work, silly mangina.
*Spits*
It bears repeating guys: the MRM is not a hate group. I repeat, NOT a
chokes back laughter
I’ve worked a lot in “home service” (straight translation of the Swedish word, not sure if it’s the correct one). We nurse old, sick and dying people in their homes. That’s quite often HEAVY work (imagine undressing, cleaning and then dressing again somebody who hasn’t much control of his/her body, or getting a big heavy person from the wheelchair to the bed and back again). It’s not a job that kills people, but it wrecks a lot of bodies. And there are like ninety percent women in this job.
I also work as a teacher and researcher in philosophy. That’s a completely risk-free job, doesn’t hurt anybody, you get intellectual stimulation all day long and have a lot of control over the hours you work. Guess which gender dominates?
Why don’t we write an MRA ballad for them? Each person here could do a four line verse, try to keep some kind of flow to it?
Let’s write it from the MRA perspective. I’ll start:
Had a woman but she upped and left
She left me here feeling on the shelf
Didn’t move on, didn’t find someone new
Found AVfM and my bitterness grew
I found Angry Harry and Mr. E
They divulged me their philosophy
I also found Pinegrove and Girlwritescrap
and Paul Elam, that impotent jockstrap
Started seeing the things that I never did see
The feminazi oppressors, living in a gynocracy
Was angry before I saw it and now I’m angrier still
Said goodbye to happiness when I took the red pill
Exactly. How many times do I have to explain to MRA’s that many of the pink collar professions have terrible pay, no prestige, and no chance for advancement? They imagine all women in the workforce as being lawyers and globe hopping corporate executives rather than waitresses, maids, and nannies. They erase the existence of poor women.
For all the advances of feminism, most workplaces are still pretty segregated, and most women work the same kinds of jobs they worked in the 1950s. So do most men.
The most common jobs for women, as of 2010:
1. Secretary
2. Registered Nurse
3. Schoolteacher
4. Cashier
5. Unregistered Nurse/Therapist
6. Salesperson
7. Retail Manager
8. Waitress
9. Maid/Housekeeper/Janitor
10. Customer Service Rep
The most common jobs for men, as of 2006 (the most recent year I could find):
1. Salesperson
2. Truck Driver
3. Retail Manager
4. Janitor/Caretaker/Building Superintendent
5. Farmer
6. Material Handler
7. Mechanic
8. Carpenter
9. Construction Worker/Contractor
10. Sales/Marketing Manager
The big change from 1950s employment stats is the upswing in retail jobs for both men and women (in 2006, “salesperson” finally overtook “truck driver,” the longtime champ, as the most common job for men). Also, it looks like female salesclerks can now work their way up to managerial positions, just like male salesclerks. Otherwise, things haven’t changed all that much.
I had no idea “truck driver” was even that common a job. #themoreyouknow
@pillowinhell,
Fucking signed! Will these guys never give up?
What the fuck did I just do to my ears? *sobs*
Fuuuuuck Feminists!
First I’ve heard of them, and I sure am pissed.
IIIIIII did not expect
That they were the cause of my lack of sex.
I…listened to the whole thing…What did I just subject myself to?
Why not just repeat the line “But live alone” for the entire song? It seems like the only lyric that cuts to the crux of this guy’s beef(cuz no one else will…)
Read some radical feminist websites and you’ll see a real hate movement. Men worship death. Men are incomplete humans. All men enjoy raping and beating women, and are pedophiles. And on and on.
This is perfect. You’ve got the trashy ’80s charts-rocker for the middle-aged “paying child support stinks” brigade and the “it’s so unfaiiiiiir!” post-emo ballad for the perpetually adolescent Nice Guys. Now we just need something suitably old-timey and hummable for the folks who insist on using full names and going on about replacing their wives.
Wait, no, that exists.
All the evil women hounding me
For money and bon bons all day
I turned around and said:
Because feminism I’m going my own way
I always picture DKM as being someway between Captain Hook and the middle fella above. The one on the right, I think, would be Antz. Can’t you just see him pulling some ’50s-sitcom “honey-i’m-home” take on domestic “bliss” with his FOREIGN BRIDE between threatening to replace her with a robot?
That’s fantastic.
Maybe I didn’t pay enough attention in history, but when there was a war I don’t ever remember women sending men to war. That would be the government, which remains populated mostly by men. And while those men were overseas, was it they native women who raped American soldiers, forcing them to bear children or was it the other way around? Hatred of Women indeed.
@pillowinhell
WHAT???? Oh crap, I’m gonna have to email my MP. I’m pretty sure he’s sick of me.