Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
@Jumbofish:
Please tell me you’re parodying this song:
Because that would be great.
I accept the fact that I’m troll. So as far as gender discussions go, can you recommend a site for me to express my opinions? I get booted off of MRA sites and get get an account with Feministing. There must be a home for a troll like me.
troll asks for more sites to troll
troll really wants a home
My grammar is becoming a problem.
If you’re only interested in expressing your own opinions, and not in hearing anyone else’s, start your own blog.
…that way it’s easier for everyone else to just avoid it.
@ kirby uhhh I swear I am parodying that!! >_>
(ok I admit I am not parodying that. That song is amusing though XD)
Blasteroid, did you just essentially ask “where can I go where people will put up with my shit?” XD. There’s few places more tolerant of trolls than here, dude, if you want to say random boring trollish bull. However, if you want a place where people will think your ideas are just the greatest, I’m not sure we can help you.
@ Holly Pervocracy — Please offer me an opinion.
trolls has grammar issues
Can we at least agree I’m not a nasty troll?
troll would like an opnion
troll needs to feed
troll is a nasty troll but would not like to be called that
Reddit? 4chan? Youtube comments?
You should totally head over to pharyngula. They looove trolls there. ^_^
I’m running out of things to say.
troll is running out of troll power
Happy equal pay day!
Like the Green Lantern, I have a troll power ring that needs re-charging.
Um… almost every food can be improved with either garlic or chocolate. But usually not both.
B_____oid is just wasting time til David finds his proxy. *shrug*
Blastoise, could you just try to be a little amusing? It’d really make some of us regular’s day after the nice-guy bullshit in the other thread.
He’s…literally saying nothing. He’s admitting to saying nothing. His existence is adding nothing to the universe. He’s even duller than Ruby; at least it was entertaining trying to get her to reply.
@ kirby warp — My attempt at humor has been failing miserably. Its not easy being a troll. There’s really not much more I can do than accept my fate as an uninteresting troll who’s about to leave for happy hour. Let me leave with dignity and honor you with a feminist anthem —
troll spouts random crap
troll flounces (1st time)
Aww, sorry you’re having such hard time amusing people, Blastoise. It’s actually not terribly difficult, if you are an intersesting person.
Hmm…
I’ve got it! Why not write some limericks? Those always work well for amusement!
You could also stop talking, B. you don’t have to troll.