Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
@ Viscaria — I’m not looking for love or popularity. You guys are giving me the greatest gift of all — attention!
You could always go to places on the internet that have nothing to do with feminism or the MRM…
It’s got to be killing him not to be able to talk about himself and how awesome he is and how he’s smarter than everyone and cooler than everyone and his girlfriend likes to giggle and get spanked while agreeing with him.
Notice how he’s pointedly ignored every one of my posts so far. Must be killing him not to call me a man-hater too.
Most trolls are attention seekers.
Yes you aren Blasteroid.
Oookay.
Even better Viscaria:
@ lauralot 89 — I do not believe feminists hate men. That’s an unfair misconception.
You know, when puppies poop on the floor, they usually don’t get all happy and excited when you notice, implying that you are just playing into their fuzzy little paws by noticing and getting upset at the poop.
I guess what I’m trying to say, Blastoise, is that you are not a puppy.
@ kirbywarp — I like cats.
FWIW, B___n was and Blast is posting from different, non-changing IPs apparently located a thousand miles from one another.
I breed Russian Blues.
So you admit to trolling. (what is with the sockpuppet’s today?)
*waits for david’s banhammer*
I think we broke this troll too.
David, outright bragging that you are only here for attention should be a bannable offense, right?
@ jumbo fish — I guess I am a troll.
oops *sockpuppets
@ jumbo fish — ‘Broke me’? If I remember correctly the guy who runs this site likes cats.
troll pretends to be friendly and plays dumb
Aren’t feminists looking to destroy the patriarchal aspect of feline dominance? Cats are a feminist issue.
troll pulls trollish comments out of his ass
troll continues to pretend to be serious
@ jumbo fish — please explain that name?
troll asks a question about troll’s name
@David:
Shot in the dark, but does the ip match any of the ones listed here?