Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
Don’t be a returning troll, for starters.
I… I don’t get… is this sarcasm? Does Blasteroid think dumb people don’t deserve equal rights?
Less trollin’.
On a lighter note (picture quality sucks)
Blasteroid – If you want to rid yourself of the troll label:
A) Stop saying “feminists and MRAs are two sides of the same coin” type stuff, because actually no, not remotely.
B) Stop talking like women aren’t people who are subject to influences and make decisions. Women in your world are either being pressured into something or following their biology–how about “we should give women more opportunities in traditionally male trades,” and then leave the rest up to trust that women will do things the way people with opportunities do?
C) Stop rapidly shifting the discussion. If you’ve got a point to make, make it; don’t get all “well well what about STEM?”
D) Maybe actually listen to some things people are saying to you. Try thinking “maybe this is true, maybe there’s a rebuttal” instead of just “okay, they said a thing, what’s my comeback?”
Blasteroid:how about you answer to the many question followings your dumb statements, like why do you expect to believe feminism is responsible for what Hilary Rosen says? Alternatively, say smart things.
And people don’t get kicked out from here for being boring. Or even wrong, or hypocritical,… It really takes a lot t be banned.
@holly
You forgot :
-don’t post random unrelated videos to annoy people even more
I don’t know…the Brandon challenge was all about refusing to let him post until he shut up about himself.
Hellkell: Certainly. I’ll upload a cleaner copy.
…is Blasteroid seriously asking for instructions on how not to be an asshat who thinks they’re So Intelligent?
@ jumbofish — You didn’t think that was funny? My biggest crime is maybe I don’t take these gender discussions very seriously and just like to have fun.
Make a woman laugh and she’ll love you forever 🙂
1. Get banned from Manboobz.
2. Create a sock puppet with the exact writing style as the persona that got you banned.
3. ???
4. Weep at your pointless existence.
Yeah, that’s the problem. Like all feminists, we hate fun.
The reason I take social justice discussions seriously is because they affect the lives of real people ever single day. But, hey, maybe most of those people aren’t you, so I can see why you wouldn’t bother taking them seriously. 9_9
Ever single day guys. Or every, maybe.
That’s right! I totally forgot about B___n’s shitty shitty sense of humor!
I’ve laughed at you a lot, dude, and I still want you to fuck off.
@ Viscaria — I never said feminists hate fun. I know a few Women Studies majors on campus and they like to have fun.
I’m not positive Blastoid is B_n, but he’s boring as hell either way.
Protip: Mechanically calculating what to say to achieve the result you want hardly ever works because the sort of person who would need to do that instead of just acting like a decent person is the sort of person who won’t be able to figure out the calculation correctly either.
Good advice. Except that, see Rutee’s comment, laughing with you is better than laughing at you. And it helps but there is no guarantee. Especially for the forever part.
I wouldn’t be on this site if I didn’t think feminists were at least interesting.
@Blasteroid
Sigh. No, you’re right, you didn’t. What you said was:
Which you were putting up as the reason you’re not getting lots of love from the commentariat here; as if “liking to have fun” is something we frown upon. It is not. Being a disingenuous goal-shifter, however, will not make you popular.
Talking about how the evil feminists want to force women to enter STEM fields against their biological nature is how you have fun?
You are B__don, he always did this “yell til you’re red in the face, obviously super-serious and defensive, then go ‘ha ha, you took that seriously, I was just having fun the whole time’ and hope someone falls for it” shtick.
I’m wallowing in the phantom blogging zone. MRA’s think I’m a ‘mangina’ and feminists think I’m a misogynist.
And it’s Brandon’s fucked up use of the apostrophes, back again!
Tell us, how do you spell yeah?