Look out, Jade Michael and the Fuck Their Shit Up Crew! Sure, your Men’s Rights theme song “Go My Own Way” was hailed by MRAs around the internet as a work of genius, and, in the words of one eminent critic angry misogynist dude,
a veritable anthem for the red pill crowd … replete with a great, purist rock sound, a touch of humor, attitude, and a ton of gut level, red pill honesty.
It’s Red Pill-riffic! But now Jade and the one other guy who makes up his, er, “crew” now have competition in the Men’s Rights anthem business!
Without futher ado, here is Slumberwall, with a little song called “The Hatred of Women.”
Did any of you make it past the one minute mark? I couldn’t.
Happily, Slumberwall has transcribed the terrible lyrics to the song, so you don’t have to listen to the whole thing in order to appreciate its true Men’s Rightsy awfulness. Here are the best bits, by which I mean the bits most likely to make you want to puncture your eardrums with knitting needles.
Men have no doubt
Just what they’re for
We die at work
We die in war
We die at sea
As the lifeboats float ashore
Women & children,
all aboard
Never mind that, as I pointed out yesterday, “women and children first” isn’t really a thing.
Anyway, back to Slumberwall:
We take the strain
We bear the load
Build the bridges
Sweep the roads
Make the houses
That make the homes
Pay for others
But live alone
And the more that it happens
The more I see
The hatred of women
For men like me
Well, if by “men like me” you mean “men who write and sing the shittiest music that has ever been made by human beings,” I have to say that I kind of understand this hatred.
Nonetheless, on YouTube the Men’s Rightsers are cheering this song as a brilliant work of social criticism.
Wanderer5200 enthuses:
I haven’t had a favorite song in a very long time. But I think this is it.
TheAetherspeak declares
Awesome Song. The voice all purveyors of patriarchy theory remain ignorant of.
Gamenode explains:
Women have never been oppressed but through their reproductive monopoly have exploited men and seen us butchered and enslaved for their own privilege. Fuck ’em all.
KellyJones00 adds,
Don’t fuck them at all. Just leave them alone. Don’t even donate sperm.
Time for a little bit of a musical palate cleanser.
Make sure to listen to all ten hours of that for the full palate-cleansing effect.
Blasteroid – So you’re a man who doesn’t fit the image of a physically strong man going into a manly field, but somehow you think you’re a super-rare exception?
@ katz — Freaking out? Female mathematicians and scientists don’t intimate me. I hope a woman finds the cure for cancer.
spelling sucks — ‘Intimidate’
I hope a person finds the cure for cancer.
You seem to be severely misunderstanding the sort of things feminists want to hear.
I’m sure they don’t.
@ haskell — If I’m boring, why do you continue to respond to my posts???
Well, also cancer isn’t one disease but many barely-related ones, so it’s not likely there’ll be one cure, and it’s very unlikely that one person will find it.
I hope a team including women finds the cure for a major type of cancer. :p
I like this site. Can I stay?
Brandon, don’t you have a RealDoll to attend to? I’m sure she needs a spanking.
They complain about the college enrollment disparity yet I believe the difference is based upon a mans option of attaining good paying jobs in construction and transportation.
I notice you’re not chalking that one up to biological differences.
Yes, we should stop dwelling on correcting your tired fucking baseless points, each time you move the goalposts. What was it you wanted to talk about again? Was it how boys are harmed by a feminist agenda as described in “I’m a Boy”? Or how feminists are lazy thinkers, as in “Dogma”? Or wait — was it how you basically disagree with both the MRM and feminism, because both ascribe to methods of “communal blame,” even though you’re kind of at a loss as to how feminists do this? Maybe you’d like to talk about certain problems you’ve detected in the NOW website?
Ugh. At least when you were B____n, all your goalpost-shiftin’ was along the well-trod spectrum of B___n-related topics.
Oh, no! you got me! I fall before your logic.
Actually, I respond because I have an advanced case of “someone’s being dumb, let’s bat it around” itis.
@ Holly Pervocracy — I’m not a clairvoyant, I have no idea what you want to hear.
Did he show you porn and get you drunk afterwards?
We need a sequel to the Brandon challenge: The boring challenge. Anyone as tedious as this has to be interesting or has to go away forever.
Do I need to get my paint drying videos out again?
No one was dwelling on the lack of women in STEM until you brought it up, dude, and you did so in an attempt to argue that women are being pushed into those fields.
I hope whatever field you’re studying for doesn’t require very much logic, or argumentative skills.
Nope.
http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2010/10/24/for_young_urban_professionals_at_least_a_pay_gap_in_reverse/
@ hellkell — Dumb people should have equal rights. I’m going to petition the Obama administration to enact the ‘Idiot Rights Amendment’.
I drew a picture illustrating why I respond to trolls.
Nicely done.
I thought his father was a lawyer.
@ bee goes buzz: Porn? Sounds like a male stereotype. If you must know, my father enjoyed Playboy which is not extreme enough for the prototypical male sexual deviant.
Katz, may I print that out for my cube?
Good, Blaster, idiots like you could use the help.
He was a lawyer! And he totes took him in front of a judge to set him straight while he was giving him porn and booze illegally!
Hey Brandon, how do you feel about your girlfriend telling you that you need to pick up milk at the store?
How do I rid myself of the troll label?
Depends on how she asks, Lauralot.